so the title pretty much explains is all. What are your best or worst or just plain stupid pick up lines??:love:
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so the title pretty much explains is all. What are your best or worst or just plain stupid pick up lines??:love:
My worst: "Good thing I brought my library card, because I am checking you out!"
This is my best. It isn't too bad, especially if they get the reference: "Hi, I'm Sam. You may not be able to tell by looking at me, but I can run really, really fast."
Hey, I'm going outside for a walk. (Hold out hand) Would you mind holding onto this for me?
(to someone who is scared of spiders)
"Hey a spider just crawled in your pants."
if you were a McDonaldds meal yous be McGorgeous
thats actually the worst one ive ever heard but it made me laugh a lot :D
"I find that the most erotic part of a women is the boobies."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!"
I have a ton more! Like, "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
<3
Here's one I've heard before...Sike! I just made this up! I think...:shifty:
"Girl ya' name must be Mary Jane. 'Cause you got me higher than a kite!"
Hi, I'm Loony BoB, and I'm an administrator at Eyes on Final Fantasy.
It's worked for me so far!
Let's screw!
I like nerdy ones. They make me lol.
> Your name is *Leslie*? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
> Hey baby, let's 1 / cos x! (that makes sec x, btw)
> You must be massive because I'm attracted to you.
> Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
> You're so hot you denature my proteins. And my enzymes. And whooo.
> Can I annex your territory after class? (LOL)
> I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
They're just so :laughing:
edit: a bio one for the road: I wish I were your DNA helicase because I want to unzip your genes!
Lets smurf.
It works sometimes. :(
In all honesty though I don't use pick up lines I find them cheesy.
EDIT BY BoB: I'm a poopy head.
Don't worry I won't do it again.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
With a sad face (:() and maybe a "wost" instead of the "lost".
lol, those two were funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Some of those are pretty bad guys. lol. Has anyone of them seriously ever worked? That'd be impressive. lol.
Nerdy pickup lines aren't meant to work :redface: they are to be laughed at.
A study should be done. Everyone should go out and use 3 corny/bad pick up lines and anyone who gets a decent reply to it and not a smack, curse or dirty looks should be treated with utmost respect. ^_^ I'd be impressed.
They are teribly good for laughs though.
Guy: How much does a Polar Bear weight?
Girl: I dunno... how much?
Guy: I don't know either, but I thought it would be enough to break the ice.
Exactly, they just spark a conversation. I don't think anyone takes them seriously. I myself don't use them. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Resha
This works every time.
*takes out 500$*
okay you are my date for tonight.
I have never used a pick up line in my life, and I never plan to - because they are all awful. :jess:
I got no game, it's just some girls understand my story.
Nice shoes. Let's smurf.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that one was so cute! :D I don't have pick up lines ^^" I'm too shy for that, but the 'h, nice ..... lets' smurf' it's a classic!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
hey there, if i could rearrange the Alphabet Id but U and I together:D :kiss:
Want to play some Dungeons and Dragons? We still need a bard, and you've already cast a Charm Person spell on me ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Ok heres a few now I don't generally have to use them but hey I've been known to pull a line out of the hat on occasion.
Hey, your clothes look great but I can think of one place they'd look better...on my bedroom floor (omg this is bad I know)
your eyes are like stars because I'm a star gazer and I can't tear myself away from them (would be surprised if this worked but I just thought it up listening to bon jovi lol)
now this is one that has actually worked for me on 2 occasions. I know this will sound stupid but hey I don't make the rules I just make the lines :P
Guy: Well me and my mates were just messing around having a conversation in goldfish (any made up language will work here but this is my personal line)
Girl: Oh yeah hows this work then? Ought to be good...
Guy: Well it's simple really, you just do (insert whatever the action/word is for your language) make mouth movements like a fish, do it repeatedly like *bob bob bob bob* and somehow they'll understand you.
Girl: Ok, strange but what the hell *does a bit of goldfish language or whatever* whats that mean then?
Guy: That? Did you just proposition me?
Somehow that cheesey overload has worked 2 times in my past I went out for three years with one of the girls it worked on. I got the number of a barmaid with it the second time she was fun but not my type. Obviously you gotta just drop it carefully in to convo and have the right atmosphere.
I think any line can work in the right situation you just gotta deliver it with the right sense of humour and in that perfect situation it's easy to pull off the worst or cheese of cheese lines if you get the timing and the nature of it's delivery right if I delivered any of the chat up lines I have used recently with a straight face I'd be laughed out of the room. Yet because I have delivered them with the right level of cheek, charm and over all humour I'm able to not only get away with them but succeede with them.
HAHAHA. Those are awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
I don't usually need pick-up lines. My smile & eyes are more than enough.
Usually "We're gonna smurf in like 40 minutes" works out to be very effective and true.
Sometimes it's fun to use "So when are we gonna have sex?".
I've heard this in a song, and I don't know how well it works, but I'm waiting to hear some results
*walks up to a girl standing beside a guy* "Is this your man?"
"No"
*grabs her hand and walks away*
I've heard some pretty sad attempts at being picked up.
At a club 2 weeks ago, I got "I like your shirt. ;) :)" Yeah you might be thinking "she was just complimenting you" but her body language and eyes said differently.
Some bad ones let's see.
*checks tag on her shirt* Yeah, as I thought, made in Heaven.
*licks finger and touches her shoulder* We gotta go get you outta those wet clothes.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure as hell can make your bed rock.
Are we in space? Because you look out of this world.
That is brilliant, I'm so using that one time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocket Edge
Let's play Pearl Harbor. You lay down, and I'll bang the hell out of you.
Blow the hell out of you is also a good answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirufan
It's the one I've heard most.
Will you go out with me? That's seriously my best one.
I have a wide variety of jokes and lines that I really never notice until I say them, so I'll get back to you on this, EoFF.
GOEing my way?
:mog:
Honestly, how many minutes did it take for you to think that up? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by bipper
it was innate!Quote:
Originally Posted by The FonzHonestly, how many minutes did it take for you to think that up? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by bipper
Too shy for pickup lines.
Here's my best:
Going my way?
owait....
i'm picking you up now.
My favorite line is 'Don't scream and I won't kill you.'
"Ha! Is that your real name, or are you a stripper?"
JK...I dont use pick up lines yet.
"can I borrow your eyeliner?"
and one of the worse ones but makes me laugh everytime I watch the russell brand clip where he does it:
"Look darling just get in the smurfing van"
I'm mildly surprised that I haven't seen this one here yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bash.org