Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village - Yahoo! News
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahoo
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Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village - Yahoo! News
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahoo
its not the end of the world, like every generation claims
My hopes the end of the world wouldnt include everyone vomitting to death have been unfulfilled
Seems more likely to be a chemical Humans can't handle than a virus or anything.
As we all know, an alien virus would have killed us all by now.
If you're going to wipe out a planet with a virus a single rock in a back-end village is the worst way to go about it. MILF's probably on the right track, especially with the "bubbling water" most likely being a chemical reaction in the soil. As someone who stole chemicals from his comprehensive school on his last day and threw them all into a hole to see what happens, I can tell you they can be quite volatile. Incidentally if you are ever in my home town and find a blackened hole about six feet square it's probably mine.
Once they start turning into mindless zombies we can start worrying.
Or stocking up on green herbs, whatever.
Yay, zombies and aliens ^___^
I predict zombies, this makes me happy.
Zombie aliens. Pew pew pew!
When we start seeing Peruvian superheros, we'll know where it came from.
sounds to me like a bowing bomb and anyone who's seen joe dirt knows what im talking about. a very large one.
The world ended at the start of 2000, it's just we have yet to realise/accept it.
How so!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Only God shall knoweth.
i know it but im not talking
God doesn't count, in fact no religion should countQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
General chat, honey, lighten up. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by - - - TAURUS - - -God doesn't count, in fact no religion should countQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
That is light. He's light-heartedly said that religious people can't count. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberryGeneral chat, honey, lighten up. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by - - - TAURUS - - -God doesn't count, in fact no religion should countQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
f. aid spray pwns green herbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
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I have a garage full of Green herb and first aid spray, I also have around 20 guns of varying size and power, I call assault rifle but you guys can fight over the rest, also the sword is mine :D
guns are so impractical.
I won't hear you complaining when you're taking the heads of zombies with the shotgun...
The obvious course of action is tactical nuclear strikes against both Peru and France.
You forgot Poland.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
EDIT: sorry
The world will end when Turkey forms an alliance with Russia. Just remember when it happens that I called it.
Why does the end of the world always come down to zombies? xD Man, I never knew everyone knew this. Thats totally how its going to happen. I just hope they are Jet's Fence zombies, (better known as the dumb slow ones that cant make it over a knee high fence), so that we can have a little target practice with all those guns Iceglow has. Haha If we get 28 Days Later zombies, I think we're fully screwed. ><
:moomba:
One thing I never understood about zombies... If they have to eat people, couldn't you just hide and wait for them to die from starvation? Because it's not like humans taste good or anything. Not raw anyway.
On topic, something's gotta help knock out the population.
It depends on the zombies, some just like to and don't need to eat anything. They are dead after all. But its like vampires, once they turn or eat us all what the heck are they gonna do? Flaws. I tell you, Flaws!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rengori
Something does need to knock out the population. We dont have alot of things that are doing it fast enough. >_> Just last week I realized we're breeding in horrible vision. So many people have glasses now that its almost more normal to need them. Because medical things are getting so easy to fix, were just breeding in more and more genetic flaws. Without enough natural selection on the human race were going to just overpopulate and I guess kill ourselves. I suppose space would be a good option to send something like this down that we cant handle. Hah. I'm sickly passionate on this topic. ><
:moomba:
all i need is a shotti and uzi and im good :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Dude, Peruvian zombie alien superheroes are going to rock
fa sho, maybe they eat us for other reasons other than starvation or tasteQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse