Does God Swear To Tell The Truth?

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09-19-2007, 07:16 PM
Forsaken Lover

Does God Swear To Tell The Truth?

State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God - News Story - KETV Omaha

But the real story is if God has to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Him Himself.
09-19-2007, 07:19 PM
edczxcvbnm

Old news :O Moving along

But seriously...that case would get thrown out by the judge. Only a fun judge would keep it around for amusement XD
09-19-2007, 07:20 PM
Old Manus

Would be hard to keep him locked up in prison though.
09-19-2007, 07:21 PM
Forsaken Lover

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Old news :O Moving along

This entire forum is about discussing games that are at least a decade old.

A few days-old news story shouldn't be looked down upon.

Especially since this story is a much greater laugh than most of the FF games. Not that the FF games aren't good. They just aren't as amusing.
09-19-2007, 07:40 PM
edczxcvbnm

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Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

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Old news :O Moving along

This entire forum is about discussing games that are at least a decade old.

A few days-old news story shouldn't be looked down upon.

Especially since this story is a much greater laugh than most of the FF games. Not that the FF games aren't good. They just aren't as amusing.

HA HA XD You took it seriously XP
09-19-2007, 07:49 PM
Quindiana Jones

We can't help but take you seriously edczxcvbnm. It's your serious name that makes us do it.
09-19-2007, 09:20 PM
Peegee

When ed said old news I remember that this was done before and was dismissed (I hope). This is happening again?

Geez people have nothing better to do.
09-20-2007, 12:42 AM
Jessweeee♪

How did I miss this o.O

I mean...if God were to go to court and lose, would he really have to pay :exdee:
09-20-2007, 12:44 AM
Jess

Seriously, what? :jess:
09-20-2007, 12:44 AM
Bunny

I'm going to sue the Tooth Fairy.
09-20-2007, 12:45 AM
Rengori

The senator's trying to prove a point about how frivelous a lawsuit can be. [/serious]
09-20-2007, 07:55 AM
Forsaken Lover

What are the odds on this guy getting into Heaven?
09-20-2007, 08:05 AM
Zante

Wasn't there a movie about this?
09-20-2007, 08:18 AM
TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

What are the odds on this guy getting into Heaven?

1000% 'Cause God gonna taunt him for eternity saying "LOL!!!! YOU GOT PWNED IN THAT CASE BITCH!!!":rolleyes2
09-20-2007, 08:58 AM
Storm San

Americans are indeed stupid.
09-20-2007, 09:07 AM
TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Storm San

Human Beings are indeed stupid.

Fixed...:cool:
09-20-2007, 09:39 AM
Storm San

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Storm San

Human Beings are indeed stupid.

Fixed...:cool:

yep
09-20-2007, 03:20 PM
The Ceej

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Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

But the real story is if God has to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Him Himself.

Actually, when God was put on the stand, they asked him if he swore to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, he responded, "So help me, me."

If you don't believe me, rent the movie, "Oh, God!" starring George Burns and John Denver. Then if you like that, rent Oh, God! Book II and Oh, God! You Devil!