Rocket MOLE! devotional

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09-20-2007, 01:56 PM
bipper

Rocket MOLE! devotional

This is just an overtired devotional to one of the greatest and most underrated things of eoff, rocket mole.

I can't take credit for this though, Elton Jon wrote it:

he dug a hole last night pre-flight
in the ground nine a.m.
And i'm gonna be drunk as a Quin by then
I miss the GOETs kind of i miss my kids
He's not from my face
Overgrown rat for the win!

And i think it's gonna GOE a long long time
Till darwin brings him down again to find
I'm not the mole they think i am at home
Oh no no no i'm a rocket mole
Rocket mole! burning out his fuse up here alone

Eoff ain't the kind of place to breed your moles
In fact it's old as hell
And there's no one there to tase them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
Darwin marks me off for bein' week
A rocket mole, a rocket mole

And i think I'm gonna GOE a long long time...

Rest in piece Quin!

ITT: Rocket Mole!
What do you think of rocket mole? Legend or Epic Hero?
09-20-2007, 01:58 PM
Loony BoB

All I want to know is what the hell GOE is supposed to stand for.

The idea of a rocket mole is pretty cool. Yes.
09-20-2007, 02:00 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

All I want to know is what the hell GOE is supposed to stand for.

And just when I thought your custom user title misrepresented you! :quin:
09-20-2007, 02:09 PM
Levian

Actually, I wanna know that too
09-20-2007, 02:11 PM
Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

All I want to know is what the hell GOE is supposed to stand for.

And just when I thought your custom user title misrepresented you! :quin:

I even checked the Wiki a while back and it didn't tell me!
09-20-2007, 02:13 PM
bipper

Am I even in the wiki?
and it is so funny how out of touch the staff is even though I touch it every night.
09-20-2007, 02:18 PM
Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by bipper

Am I even in the wiki?

I don't think you were at my last check. :( My work has for some weird reason banned Eyes On Final Fantasy - Largest Final Fantasy Resource Online (but forums.eyesonff.com still works) right now so I can't check.

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and it is so funny how out of touch the staff is even though I touch it every night.

I know you say it a lot but that's about it. And yeah, us staffers are slackers. You should know that by now. I still can't believe there aren't 500 members in the Feedback Forum every day going "omg you guys suck" or something. You used to be so much more pressing!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!
09-20-2007, 02:25 PM
Jess

It's because we loveeeeeeee you all, BoB. :love:

Rocket Mole is cute, but usually moles aren't so cute. :jess:

edit: further into Rocket Mole, the bit where he cries is all like eeeeeeeeeeeee hugs! :(
09-20-2007, 02:32 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!

Mr Owl says: 1 - 2 - *crunch* 3. Three.
09-20-2007, 02:35 PM
Loony BoB

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever. :(
09-20-2007, 02:37 PM
bipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever. :(

You are getting warmer! :choc2:
09-20-2007, 02:38 PM
Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever. :(

You are getting warmer! :choc2:

It's something to do with an owl that makes no sense?
09-20-2007, 02:42 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

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Originally Posted by bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

That meaning makes no sense whatsoever. :(

You are getting warmer! :choc2:

It's something to do with an owl that makes no sense?

Let's find out!
09-20-2007, 02:47 PM
Loony BoB

I will try to remember to investigate this further when I am home and able to listen to YouTube videos.
09-20-2007, 05:53 PM
Quindiana Jones

This is about my Rocket Mole, right?

I multi-orgasmed after this thread.

EDIT: RIP QUIN???
09-20-2007, 06:02 PM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

This is about my Rocket Mole, right?

I multi-orgasmed after this thread.

EDIT: RIP QUIN???

You always multi-orgasm as you slowly pull my threads :jokey: And yes, it is to your rocket mole. The russian thing was added for lulz.

oh and I wanted to see how many people would buhleeeev you were ded. :quin:
09-20-2007, 06:03 PM
Quindiana Jones

Ah crap. I'll delete my posts if you delete that one. :quin:
09-20-2007, 06:08 PM
bipper

naw :quin: it is too late. Your last activity counter on your profile page was already updated you undead twat! :jokey:
09-20-2007, 06:15 PM
Quindiana Jones

DAMNIT! If only my brain had been revived earlier! :quin:

I'm loving the usage of :quin:.
09-21-2007, 03:11 AM
Rengori

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Originally Posted by That vid Bipper posted

This is old Czechoslovakia cartoon movie from famous artist Zdenek Miler. This one is my favourite.

Cz has some explaining to do.
09-21-2007, 03:48 AM
Fonzie

smurf Rocketmole.

He hasn't saved the world.
09-21-2007, 07:35 AM
Araciel

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Originally Posted by bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!

Mr Owl says: 1 - 2 - *crunch* 3. Three.

actuellement, i thought he said 1 - 2 - 3 *crunch* 3.
09-21-2007, 08:32 AM
bipper

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

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Originally Posted by bipper

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????!!!

Mr Owl says: 1 - 2 - *crunch* 3. Three.

actuellement, i thought he said 1 - 2 - 3 *crunch* 3.

Duly noted! And by that, I mean.

fu-fuh-fuh-fetus!
09-21-2007, 06:58 PM
Quindiana Jones

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Originally Posted by The Phones

smurf Rocketmole.

He hasn't saved the world.

Shut the hell up, bitch. Read some Tonic Team.