Goodbye Cruel World of the Internets

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09-22-2007, 06:17 PM
Renmiri

Goodbye Cruel World of the Internets

I found this in another forum, a hilarious take on people who leave a site in a huff :p

Our Man In Redmond's do it yourself GBCW post

Quote:

Originally Posted by Our Man In Redmond

( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
( ) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:

( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
( ) You allow _________________________________ who is a _________________________________ to post on this site
( ) _________________________________

You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
( ) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________

I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
( ) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________

So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
( ) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________

I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
( ) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,

_________________________________

(your name goes here)

Ever read one of those ?
09-22-2007, 06:24 PM
41-Inches-Wide

For some reason I want to fill up that form. :jess:
For scientific reasons
09-22-2007, 06:35 PM
Heath

Haha. Brilliant. I especially loved the "Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature." Fantastic.
09-22-2007, 06:42 PM
Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later
09-22-2007, 06:45 PM
Jimsour

Unfortunately, I have decided to leave this site because you are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge... and those are your GOOD points. You'd think you people would be able to understand my insightful analysis into the way the world works.

I have therefore decided to deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts. So you can all therefore kiss my lilly-white, nerd pwning, final fantasy geek arse kicking arse.

I sign this sincerely

Jim
09-22-2007, 06:48 PM
Tallulah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Agreed. :)
09-22-2007, 06:55 PM
Renmiri

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tallulah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Agreed. :)

Indeed! :p :p :p
09-22-2007, 06:58 PM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Finally, a good idea!
09-22-2007, 07:10 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Finally, a good idea!

You say that like all of Manus's ideas aren't good.
09-22-2007, 07:21 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

They do that on Something Awful which is better than 4chan by a whole lot fyi.

At EoFF, people just remove their sigs and avatars and that's it. We don't often get such beautifully crafted messages.
09-22-2007, 07:32 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

I thought I may as well quote my own post seeing as everyone else is doing it.
09-22-2007, 09:38 PM
Madame Adequate

( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
(X) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:

( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
(X) You allow [Censored for anonymity] who is a mouth-breathing fascist zealot without the capacity to admit he is wrong to post on this site
( ) _________________________________

You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
(X) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________

I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
(X) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________

So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
(X) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________

I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
(X) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,

_________________________________

The King

I've basically done that.
09-23-2007, 12:18 AM
Renmiri

Yeah, me too, but I went with the dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale option

;)
08-07-2022, 11:10 AM
Christmas

But most of those nipple twisters that have left EOFF did not even say goodbye or leave an hefty inheritance behind! Bitches! Whores! Buffaloes! :mad2:
08-08-2022, 01:22 PM
Dignified Pauper

I had not an inheritance worth yet leaving. Now that I do, I plan to be buried with it.
08-09-2022, 12:54 AM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

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I saved an example from this very forum because lmao.

If you ragequit and say people here don't have passion for Final Fantasy because they won't read your fanfiction, I get to laugh when you leave.

Attachment 78085
08-09-2022, 01:33 AM
Quindiana Jones

I really like that comments on that post.
08-09-2022, 08:37 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

I had not an inheritance worth yet leaving. Now that I do, I plan to be buried with it.

You can also take your marick-ed projects and bury them with you.