After watching Mock the Week, and listening to that Bristolian fella' say "I'm gonna go punch a zebra", I got to thinking about which animal I'd most like to punch.
My decision? Chimpanzee. BAM. Right in the face.
So. Tell me.
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After watching Mock the Week, and listening to that Bristolian fella' say "I'm gonna go punch a zebra", I got to thinking about which animal I'd most like to punch.
My decision? Chimpanzee. BAM. Right in the face.
So. Tell me.
Kangaroo. They deserve it for never letting me nap in their pouch.
A bear.
smurf you mr. bear.
Panther.
Fluffy baby bunny ♥
Psychotic
A lion. I would give that bitch a good spanking to the face. Pussy.
Tazmanian Devils, they're evil and ugly.
This guy:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...illyMonkey.jpg
It looks like somebody already punched him in the face.
No Name already said Psychotic. Be original, Shiny. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I wouldn't like to punch any animal, but I don't like horses. :jess:
Admit it, Jess, you'd love to punch a horse. Just say it. You'll feel better if you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
If I punched a horse, it'd probably kick out and break my ribs or something. It's just not worth it, Quin! :jess:
True. But you'd still love to punch one. It's the principle we're talking about here, not the actual act. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Snakes.
I still don't want to. I'd feel mean. :jess:
OK.....Imagine that said horse just kicked your boyfriend in the nuts. For no good reason. Your boyfriend's all "Man, if I wasn't paralysed with pain, I'd totally punch that horse." Would you punch it then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
A donkey.
A puppy.
birds in general
A Dinosaur! :D
I punch snakes in the face!
VIOLENCE DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING, QUIN. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Goddammit, I wanted to say that.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
A cat. Stop being such a stuck up prick!
*hides from Leeza*
Half of you, I think.
Werewolves, Dog Soldiers style.
Spiders! They're just so.. *shudder* brrr.
SMACK!, is what I'd like to do.
Tyrannosaurus Rex! Right in the nostril!
I wanna hit a baby. Boom, sucker punch the little sucker-sucker right in the nose.
They scare me.
Mormon children
The house across the street is a Mormon factory, I swear. They JUST KEEP COMING.
You wouldn't even punch it for your boyfriend? Poor man. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Punching animals is terrible. I hope you all burn in hell. :(
Maybe a chocobo or something.
The animal that always hits on me and my friend's girlfriend Julie whenever there's his gay neighbour about.
Honestly, it's the biggest case of de-nile since that river in Egypt... :rolleyes2
I'm calling PETA on y'all.
I'd be more worried about Anaisa than PETA really. The worst thing PETA can do is jail me, Anaisa could dislocate my shoulder, or knee, or brain.
Panda.
Monkeys.
I'd like to punch a shark on the nose a GREAT WHITE SHARK!
Haha...Donkey Punch.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Hypothetically speaking, if I was a monster and wanted to punch an animal for no other reason than punching an animal...An ostrich.
Baby seals
Any type of Monkey, except Jojo.
She could kick your ass anyway. It'd still be worth trying though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
I'd probably punch a human animal face, but if it can't be a human animal, I'd like to punch a hammerhead shark in the face.
purevolume™ | Shark PunchQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
MUSIC TO PUNCH A SHARK TO.
Ontopic: I'd punch yo mama.
I hate cats a lot. I hate them so much that i don't want to punch I want to pick one up and kick it off like a football. "IT'S GOOD!"
No kicking. Only punching.
Do furries count :o?
You want to punch Miles? Poor guy :whimper:
a snake.
possibly a human.
A blue whale.
Why? Unless you're Superman or Eric Clapton it won't feel anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase
Gorilla. Not a hard punch, a soft one only.
bees id punch every bee in the face.
a lynx. or a tiger. OR A LIGER.
that depends is is Boko an animal if not moles
hey :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spammerman
Nopes :pQuote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Cats are the best animal ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression Moon
My school's mascot is a panther, thus I'm a panther. You don't want to punch me, do you? D=Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
My nickname at FCCC was "Ling Ling," and they were always calling me a panda. You don't want to punch me, do you?Quote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
Not sure how I got the nickname... either because I always eat with chopsticks or because my last name is Sperling... My friend's last name was Juillard and everybody called him "Lard," but it also could've been because he was the biggest guy in the class.
*Points a signature*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
Just watch what you're punching and make sure it is a bunny, or else it might turn into a spaceship and obliterate you >=(
I doubt I would punch anything unless it was foaming at the mouth and/or charging at me.
XD laugh and kick him in the nuts again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic
Yep :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicShe could kick your ass anyway. It'd still be worth trying though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
I could take it. ^_^Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn*Points a signature*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
Just watch what you're punching and make sure it is a bunny, or else it might turn into a spaceship and obliterate you >=(
Jojee quoted me twice. I think she fancies me.
Great White
That would be why. I wouldn't feel bad and it'd be a cool story I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by RengoriWhy? Unless you're Superman or Eric Clapton it won't feel anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rase
I would like to brutally kick the holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: out of a panda, and watch the gruesome blood seep out of it's eye sockets, as I rapidly slice through it's fat belly with a razor knife, sawing at it's hideous ears while I'm at it.
After that, I'll hang the stupid dead panda's head on my wall, smiling as I walk pass.
A beaver :p
maybe a penguin?
Yes. I love you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lynx
Pikachu, the chump bastard.
I would donkey punch a GOEt. That last wiggle they give before concussion is just inspiring.
ah. the infamous :skull::skull::skull::skull: punt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
MOO MOO THE NER COW
I'm going to have to go with Dane Cook with this one and say "I'd punch every bee in the fsking face!".
Damn bees...
A falcon...
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5...unchjc0oj6.jpg
Yes just like that...
I'd love to puch a dog, or a cat because they always trash our garbage. But then my hand'll get all bruised and broken.
i lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by bipperah. the infamous :skull::skull::skull::skull: punt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman
Mock The Week is just a poor man's Have I Got News For You.
Anyway, onto animals I'd like to punch, I think I'd like to punch a jellyfish. With gloves on, obviously.
:whimper:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
Don't be like that. Good comedy is good comedy, regardless of where it's from.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
Wasp. Grr, hate them. Or a mozzi.
ANYONE WHO HAS SAID PANDA BE WARNED, IMMA COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT WITH A MACHETE.
Mock the Week has picked up from Have I Got News for You, mainly because HIGNFY has been going down the tubes as of the last few series :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' TonicDon't be like that. Good comedy is good comedy, regardless of where it's from.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
It's still funny. Now shut up and punch an animal.
It'd have to be a mosquito.