Sexy Thoughts about Men

Lately I realized that I've been having some gay tendencies. Is this something that you've ever experienced?

For example, when I look at Flying Mullet's posts I sometimes feel weak in the knees, it makes me want to club him in the knees. My concerning tendencies are most noticeable when I see edczxcvbnm post. Something about his rainbow title... and that rambunctious personality, it just gets me all :love: and :drool: and I just want to :choc2: . There's also a certain something to PG's profile picture, it's just so... tantalizing. So seductive. It's pointing at me.

I... I think I like men. Have you ever had any fantastic and frightening revelations like this?

And isn't Jojee great? :mog:

jojee is great

the rest, no.

I have sexy thoughts about men frequently...:)

I used to eat corn flakes, and let me tell you I loved it. But then when I tasted Honeycomb, holy cow -- a smurfing revelation. I knew I had been eating sucky cereal until that point. I've been eating Honeycomb every morning for the last 3 years over it. I'm kind of a cerealcist these days. Like a racist but against cereals. Does this count? Cereal and men are the same thing, because I have sexual thoughts about both.

...Manly biceps.

And yes jojo is great. Back off man. Back off!

I'm pretty pro. And Jojo's a weirdo. The rest of the thread is a questionable mash of implausibility.

My god, the secrets I hide from myself.

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

I'm pretty pro. And Jojo's a weirdo. The rest of the thread is a questionable mash of implausibility.

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you're implausible.

Yeah, it's amazing what I can conjure up from my subconcious when I give myself the chance.

Dyslexicon is pretty sexy too, he reminds me of that one movie star... what's his name... oh yeah, Shia.

James reminds me of Michael J Fox.

PG makes me want to do naughty things whilst naked!

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Originally Posted by Bert

PG makes me want to do naughty things whilst naked!

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PG makes me do naughty things when I'm naked.

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

oh yeah, Shia.

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oh shiiiiiaaaaaaaaahhh

also, damn you all to the fire of a thousand suns

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Originally Posted by Pureghetto

James reminds me of Michael J Fox.

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Shaking with excitement?

the ladies love it.

Jame's neck is much to strong to be Shia.

I always have. abs are icing. biceps is the cake, and ***** is my favorite cream...filling.

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Originally Posted by Bert

PG makes me want to do naughty things whilst naked!

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PG makes me do naughty things when I'm naked.

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I thought that was our own secret!

Devil Man, quit playing with hero's account. >=(

I never have gay tendencies. I just love Dan.

Never again. :weep:

I'm bisexual.. so, yeah... :hat:

Seems like somebodies on the internet...

At least you don't love horses like Levian.

I have sexy thought about men :jokey: but not about women -.-"

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Originally Posted by Polaris

I have sexy thought about men :jokey: but not about women -.-"

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You can say that all you want, but I see how you look at Rye ;)

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

My concerning tendencies are most noticeable when I see edczxcvbnm post. Something about his rainbow title... and that rambunctious personality, it just gets me all :love: and :drool: and I just want to :choc2:

I... I think I like men. Have you ever had any fantastic and frightening revelations like this?

And isn't Jojee great? :mog:

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That makes me feel good and scared at the same time XD

No. Guys are cool but not that way. Back away, not today, disco lad-ay /Disco Stu

Yes...yes she is :love:

JoJo and Ed? This is lesbian porn waiting to happen :O

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Originally Posted by Baloki

JoJo and Ed? This is lesbian porn waiting to happen :O

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:confused:

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Originally Posted by Cz

At least you don't love horses like Levian.

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That's not true. Otherwise he'd have said yes.

Frankly, even if I were straight, I'd still be gay for DK, Quin, Maxx, and Red Pill.

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Originally Posted by Bawb

Devil Man, quit playing with hero's account. >=(

I never have gay tendencies. I just love Dan.

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Devil Man would not post like that, I am so above Devil Man, silly Looney Bawb >=[

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Originally Posted by Czpoo

At least you don't love horses like Levian.

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No, but I like sheep! Baaaaa. Moo. ^_^ :love: :love:

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Originally Posted by ed~

That makes me feel good and scared at the same time XD

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Wonderful, let's play the strip PM game! You send me a picture and I'll send you one, and then we keep going back and forth while removing more and more items of clothing! :jokey:

:love:

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Originally Posted by 'Loki

JoJo and Ed? This is lesbian porn waiting to happen :O

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What, is ed female now? :( Because I don't swing that way ^_^

PS. Tehee I'm so gay. :love: Fluffy Puff appreciation, do it.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Frankly, even if I were straight, I'd still be gay for DK, Quin, Maxx, and Red Pill.

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Crikey. :eek:

I was not expecting to see that ever.

What are you, Aussie? Cos' that's hot ;) Crocodile hunter ♥ *adds Quin to my list*

K I'm running off to class now. D: If I get amnesia and don't remember posting this later, don't listen to me, I have herpes and AIDS.

And oh yeah, let's stay on topic, tell me all your gay fantasies.

Yeah I wrestle crocodiles. Into bed.

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And isn't Jojee great?

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Jojo is perfect. You will bow down and worship.

I'm still waiting for a TyphoonThaReapa reference, guys. :(

Never... once... sometime last month... when I'm not dreaming about Sasuke.

Seriously though, I don't have tendencies. I threw them all away while I was growing up so now people think I'm boring and creepy, which is conflicting.

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That was my before time. :D

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And isn't Jojee great?

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Jojo is perfect. You will bow down and worship.

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:bow: *worships*

i think of men all the time

but the greeks invented homos.

yea but we also invented democracy

come here little boys - I have some candy in the back of my large white van with opaque black windows - and a puppy.

Jojee would be greater if she put on that school boys uniform I bought her and played the trombone.

Jojee ftw~

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Wow... this turned out to be like half a Jojee appreciation thread. XD Which I totally didn't expect. Aww, I ♥ you guys.

And I have sexy thoughts about men too! Shocking! And Lekanas!

:heart:

PG's profile picture is pretty sexy. GODDAMMIT YOU CHANGED MY SKIN. I'll get you for this, tuh.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Devil Man, quit playing with hero's account. >=(

I never have gay tendencies. I just love Dan.

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I also love Dan! We'll have a fight to the death, then?

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

And oh yeah, let's stay on topic, tell me all your gay fantasies.

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It involved Jimmy Page.

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Originally Posted by Rengori

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

And oh yeah, let's stay on topic, tell me all your gay fantasies.

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It involved Jimmy Page.

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mine involve the fat kid from stand by me.

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I'm still waiting for a TyphoonThaReapa reference, guys. :(

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HELL NO!!! Leave me out of this!!!:mad2:

And this is what happens when homosexuals and homophobes mingle. It is mildly humorous, though. You know? When all the homophobes get all uncomfortable because they're finding out who's attracted to them. Keep it going. I'm enjoying this.

Where's kingdomheartsking when you want to make fun of him. :(

I think he changed his name to The Mog Ninja.

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Originally Posted by The Ceej

And this is what happens when homosexuals and homophobes mingle. It is mildly humorous, though. You know? When all the homophobes get all uncomfortable because they're finding out who's attracted to them. Keep it going. I'm enjoying this.

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I'm not homophobic. It's just very uncomfortable to be included in this type of conversation and know about it...:eep:

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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And this is what happens when homosexuals and homophobes mingle. It is mildly humorous, though. You know? When all the homophobes get all uncomfortable because they're finding out who's attracted to them. Keep it going. I'm enjoying this.

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I'm not homophobic. It's just very uncomfortable to be included in this type of conversation and know about it...:eep:

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Where the A'yo?

I'm homophobisexual. I'm attracted to homophobes.

homophobaphilia ;D

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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And this is what happens when homosexuals and homophobes mingle. It is mildly humorous, though. You know? When all the homophobes get all uncomfortable because they're finding out who's attracted to them. Keep it going. I'm enjoying this.

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I'm not homophobic. It's just very uncomfortable to be included in this type of conversation and know about it...:eep:

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Hmmm... A contradiction of self? Methinks it is.

The fact is that whether your straight, gay, or bi, there will be people attracted to you to whom you don't feel the same attraction. If you feel uncomfortable with this attraction, then you're insecure in who you are and possibly unsure of what you are. I just tell someone that I'm not interested and that's that. The only time I feel uncomfortable is when they actually start advancing on me. The fact that you're uncomfortable with knowing a guy is attracted to you makes you insecure in your own sexuality and, to a certain degree, homophobic. Now, Typhoon, I'm not attracted to you, but if you told me you were attracted to me, it wouldn't make me feel uncomfortable in the least. Same goes with anybody to whom I'm not attracted. That is, until they start advancing on me. Nobody's advancing on you. Relax. It's all okay. Or maybe, don't. It's funny to see you squirm at such information.

I'm straight, and I got checked out by a guy on a bus. I was pretty chuffed to be honest.

is chuffed good or bad?

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Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

is chuffed good or bad?

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Look it up like I did. Then you'll know.

Good.

EDIT: I just looked it up on dictionary.com. Nice, definitive explanation there. ;)

Heterosexual here, too, but I'll admit that I know when a guy's hot. I mean, come on. I'd never do something about it, though. Not my thing, ya heard me. :cool:

i don't want to know what it means, just if it's good or bad. i already have enough useless info in my head.

also, i can tell when i find a guy attractive, but does that mean i'm attracted to him?

hrmmm..

hey bipper...what are you doin' friday night?

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And this is what happens when homosexuals and homophobes mingle. It is mildly humorous, though. You know? When all the homophobes get all uncomfortable because they're finding out who's attracted to them. Keep it going. I'm enjoying this.

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I'm not homophobic. It's just very uncomfortable to be included in this type of conversation and know about it...:eep:

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Hmmm... A contradiction of self? Methinks it is.

The fact is that whether your straight, gay, or bi, there will be people attracted to you to whom you don't feel the same attraction. If you feel uncomfortable with this attraction, then you're insecure in who you are and possibly unsure of what you are. I just tell someone that I'm not interested and that's that. The only time I feel uncomfortable is when they actually start advancing on me. The fact that you're uncomfortable with knowing a guy is attracted to you makes you insecure in your own sexuality and, to a certain degree, homophobic. Now, Typhoon, I'm not attracted to you, but if you told me you were attracted to me, it wouldn't make me feel uncomfortable in the least. Same goes with anybody to whom I'm not attracted. That is, until they start advancing on me. Nobody's advancing on you. Relax. It's all okay. Or maybe, don't. It's funny to see you squirm at such information.

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A'yo, I know I'm sexy! I just distant myself when it comes to my obvious sexiness and the same gender. It's not in the blood of this P.I.M.P:cool:

Chuffed, whenever I use it, is a good thing. Means I'm pleased.

It doesn't make you gay if you can appreciate that other guys are hot. I know a munter from a looker, but it doesn't mean I want in on the looker. I can just understand why the ladies might like him.

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Chuffed, whenever I use it, is a good thing. Means I'm pleased.

It doesn't make you gay if you can appreciate that other guys are hot. I know a munter from a looker, but it doesn't mean I want in on the looker. I can just understand why the ladies might like him.

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Just admit it. It'll free you Quin...:rolleyes2

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Chuffed, whenever I use it, is a good thing. Means I'm pleased.

It doesn't make you gay if you can appreciate that other guys are hot. I know a munter from a looker, but it doesn't mean I want in on the looker. I can just understand why the ladies might like him.

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Just admit it. It'll free you Quin...:rolleyes2

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What was that TTP? You like it up the where???

Well, I never. :p

why don't you two just do it and get it over with...

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Chuffed, whenever I use it, is a good thing. Means I'm pleased.

It doesn't make you gay if you can appreciate that other guys are hot. I know a munter from a looker, but it doesn't mean I want in on the looker. I can just understand why the ladies might like him.

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Just admit it. It'll free you Quin...:rolleyes2

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What was that TTP? You like it up the where???

Well, I never. :p

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Fantasizing huh Quin? Join my club of people who wants some but can't get none...:cool:

Bitch, please.

The fact is: just noticing that a guy isn't ugly does not make you gay.

It makes TTP gay, but not anyone else. ;)

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

Bitch, please.

The fact is: just noticing that a guy isn't ugly does not make you gay.

It makes TTP gay, but not anyone else. ;)

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Bitch please, A'yo you know the old saying, "If the shoe fits, wear it". Looks like they have one in your size Quin...:rolleyes2


Edit: And it's TTR! Bitch better have my money!!!!!!!!


WEST SIDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Wait, I thought it was about revelations in general, but it's men-specific. This means I totally did it wrong and I have to redo everything. :save:

Let's see, who do I have sexual thoughts about? Well, I do admit Levian's Wakka avvie makes me want to wrestle him in jello. I'd totally give him an A+ if he was in an educational facility of which I was in charge.

TTP - TyphoonThaPoofter ;)

I tried the gayness once. Shoe didn't fit.

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Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic

TTP - TyphoonThaPoofter ;)

I tried the gayness once. Shoe didn't fit.

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Tunnel too small for the train?

Hux Hobbes was my first man-crush and remains to be so.

I don't label sexuality, so to be honest, I just say I'm open minded. xD.

Man, I didn't even make this thread and here you all are all serious and stuff. If I ever had a sexy thought about a man, that man was Jojee.

i had a couple seccy thoughts about TUH, kekeke

It's my dream to make that more than a couple.

It actually took me three days and a post of the false tuh's on the second page for me to figure out who ACTUALLY made this thread >=) :p


that being said; men...!!! Yay men.

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Originally Posted by SammieBabe

I have sexy thoughts about men frequently...:)

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Me too!!! :love:

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Originally Posted by Resha

It actually took me three days and a post of the false tuh's on the second page for me to figure out who ACTUALLY made this thread >=) :p


that being said; men...!!! Yay men.

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HEY BABY I'M A MEN! :bigsmile: