I need a soul.

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09-25-2007, 12:26 AM
Freya

I need a soul.

I've been bugged to get a soul for a certain friend for quite some time now. So i'm taking the easy way out. Anyone not need one?

Point of thread: Ever been asked an odd question by a friend?
09-25-2007, 12:28 AM
Jojee

One night.

And yes, my ex asked me if I were lesbian out of the blue the other day. ?_?

Edit: Okay, considering what I posted just above that, I guess it's not so weird of a question... XD
09-25-2007, 12:29 AM
Agrias

my gay friend asked me if i've ever had my gonch licked O-o
i was like....I DUN GOT A GONCH!
09-25-2007, 01:03 AM
Chemical

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agrias

my gay friend asked me if i've ever had my gonch licked O-o
i was like....I DUN GOT A GONCH!

her mother was a toaster you know.
09-25-2007, 01:11 AM
Peegee

Methinks Agrias wears gonches ^_^
09-25-2007, 01:25 AM
Misfit

Something along the lines of "I hope this movie doesn't turn out to be retarded." "Why?" ...except I was the one to ask why.

Yeah, that's all I got.
09-25-2007, 01:44 AM
Freya

I still kinda need a soul....
09-25-2007, 01:49 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.
09-25-2007, 01:54 AM
Fonzie

I traded in my soul for Delicious Cake.
09-25-2007, 01:55 AM
Lawr

Spirit+Body=Soul

Find these.
09-25-2007, 01:58 AM
Rengori

Pretty much whenever people ask if I'm Asian. I'm racially ambiguous but I don't look a bit Asian.
09-25-2007, 02:05 AM
Vikeve

Sure, I've collected quite a few over the years it'll cost you. But I'm sure you can buy someone's soul here for a twinky.

I shouldn't post the things I've ben asked.:shifty:
09-25-2007, 03:25 AM
Freya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wanter of soul

Tell Kishi that the very salvation of the world depends on my acquisition of a soul. If I don't get my Cracker Jacks, no one is safe.
09-25-2007, 03:30 AM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misfit

Something along the lines of "I hope this movie doesn't turn out to be retarded." "Why?" ...except I was the one to ask why.

Yeah, that's all I got.

LAME:mad2:

My friend once asked me "Bob, if aliens came to earth and had a new color that we had never seen; what would we call it?"
09-25-2007, 03:32 AM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.

wait what..since when are you alive again?
09-25-2007, 03:35 AM
Fonzie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dyslexicon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Tell your friend to stop bothering you for things that don't exist.

wait what..since when are you alive again?

Someone deleted my emod. statement.
:p
09-25-2007, 03:45 AM
Agrias

I DO NOT WEAR GONCHES!
09-25-2007, 03:46 AM
Rengori

OOC: WHAT IS A GONCH?
09-25-2007, 05:22 AM
CloudDragon

Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:

"Do you think I'm a virgin?"

Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.
09-25-2007, 05:27 AM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by CloudDragon

Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:

"Do you think I'm a virgin?"

Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.

Answer, "How should I know?"
09-25-2007, 05:28 AM
Yamaneko

Just remember; the dinosaurs do not actually grow to their advertised size.
09-25-2007, 05:30 AM
CloudDragon

Well that's basically what I said. Knowing this girl now, answering yes would have produced her saying, "What you do think I'm pretty enough/hot enough to have sex?"

Answering now would have resulted in, "Do you think I'm a slut/whatever/blah/blah/blah?"
09-25-2007, 05:37 AM
Fatal Impurity

I need a soul too...my last one I had I sold at a yard sale for 99 cents. Just imagine my shock and disbelief when i realised I didn't in fact live in America.

As for wierd questions I once got asked "Where can I find some pussy?" by some drunk ex-convicts...
09-25-2007, 08:43 AM
Markus. D

I once was asked by a co-worker how many lives of cuddly kittens since asking him to buy GW.

:S Long story.
09-25-2007, 08:46 AM
TyphoonThaReapa

Souls huh? I can get you one from one of my bitches. But, as the P.I.M.P I am, it'll cost ya' 500. I'll even throw in some specials on me. f f freak and , if your lucky, Essencia. That's three souls from three of my finest products...:cool:
09-25-2007, 01:01 PM
Radje

Don't lie, you want it for yourself.
09-25-2007, 02:58 PM
Chemical

http://www.elitparfum.com.ua/product...s%20Soul_b.jpg

Is men's okay?
09-25-2007, 03:29 PM
Bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by CloudDragon

Yes, last year when I was living in the dorms. I had just met this chick, but she had already known some dudes I'd been friends with for awhile. She asked me out of the blue:

"Do you think I'm a virgin?"

Basically answering that question was a lose-lose situation for me.

Answer, "How should I know?"

"But I would enjoy finding out."

I was once asked by a girl I was involved with the following question: "Do you love me?"

I said no and she cried. What an idiot.