...would you hit it?
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...would you hit it?
You might want to start a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek gods; your wish may just come true.
No. Gods an Ass.
I may be Desperate, but I have my limits. And all the :skull::skull::skull::skull: she's pulled and allows to get pulled in her name, as far as I'm concerned she's a giant tool.
I hear he fakes it.
i'd change lanes without signaling and say
'this is for the dinosaurs you bitch'
If God was a chick He'll probably look ridiculous in a bikini.
Dude, God is like almost 7 billion years old. Even if He's all imortal and everyting. That's like hitting on a 102 year old grandma :eep:
Only if she asked nicely and was serious about the relationship...
Who's to say She isn't... ;)
No way, if I got on the wrong side of Her I'd be turned into a pillar of salt or something.
No strings attached? Sure.
Only if it was a threesome with Satan.
Only if she's not incorporial.. otherwise it would just be kinda strange :hat:
Wouldn't hit it with my truck.
Almost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Randgris
*wags finger*Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageAlmost 7 billion years old? I thought god was eternal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Randgris
eternal? That means he's existed for infinite years before I existed, and since you can't count to infinity...
*head asplodes because pg used a non-numeric value as a value and applied (il)logic to it*
xD
If God were a female my worldview would be doubly confused.
Actually, I'm pretty sure God can gender-swap any time it wants.
I find it funny that people are using the male pronoun when talking about God being female.
Eternal means simply there is no beginning nor a end and that it simply always existed.
No, I would not hit it. Seriously, what if she had a STI? Plus girls just don't do it for me. Another thing is, have you ever seen a mortal well off after he did it with a goddess? Hmmm? According to the Ancient Greeks, if a guy slept with a goddess he would become impotent afterwards (though I think Aphrodite was the exception).
That would be so fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirage
If she's bangin then hell ya
Ah, such is life. It seems they always get to be the ones on the outside, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
couldnt of put it better;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
id tap "her"
Yeah, I'd hit it.
I'm not that way inclined.
Maybe so, but you still would.
Sweet, sweet omnipotent booty? You'd totally hit that, Jess. Come on now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
probably not;) if we broke up id still be stuck in the same place as her for eternity:p
I'm afraid definitely not, but I would give her a complimentary pat on the back and a thank you for the offer. :magus:
Whos to say that "Gods" and "Satan" are not female =P
If God was offering, and she was free, id tap it, and depending what she'd do, I might tap it twice.
And by do, I mean like a big house or something.
I won't. But I'd fap to that. :kaoclove:
Uh - no?
Wait you're asking me if I wouldn't like to be able to say to the catholic church when they call me a heathen or a heretic "sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm still banging your god" Hell yeah I'd hit that!
Of course I would sanctify my penis. I would then be wearing a lovely halo about my member for the rest of my life.
smurf, I might even shoot lightning after that, har har har
I think God should've been a hermaphrodite.
I would be pretty freaked out if the next savour called me Daddy.
I'm a chick therefore I'm God! :D
Even worse if God called you daddy in the sex...oh yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Yes, everyone would want to hit it, but God's very selective about who he/she hits. :monster: