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This is my view of the Eoff administration, thus it isn't art per se and should go here, in GC.
Please discuss.
Is this that teen angst I've been hearing about?
I'm guessing the staff will come in and say 'This is not a democracy' before closing. And then banning you because it would be ironic.
I like what you did with the blue there.
XDDDDD
My question is why does "Raist-Win" keep appearing in there, he's not an admin. :p
I like it.
If you read straight down the first letters on the left side you get "e" and "o" then on the 3rd line which comes across the far left (not the indented words) you see the words "first few" which start with ff
Spelling eoff!!!
CONSPRIACY????????!!!!!!!
There are funnier ways to bitch about us. I give you a 6/10 but only for Raist-Win. The Yamaneko stuff isn't funny at all. Better luck next year.
Blue Haze.
You know they put straight horizontal lines on the paper for a reason.
It is a dictatorship and you're rebellion will be squashed, because you have no real means to steal any power for negotiation :p
Yeah, you were right about the nose job thing.
That's crazy talk I'm sure everybody loves the staff 100% good time.
You've let me down, VTG.
It's a little creepy that you were upset enough to write all that :skull::skull::skull::skull: out on a piece of paper and then scan it in.
Oh, and you misspelled tomato.
Wow, this sucks so hard at being funny.
Seriously, I opened the thread in great anticipation. But no dice, man.
Wait, is this because we didn't change your username to "VTG has the powah"?
man Shlup, look what you did
At second glance I think VTG is asking Yams out on a date.
Well that's just too bad for VTG because I laid claim on that fertile land ages ago.
I don't understand. If people hate the rules so much, why do they keep coming back? :jess:
I agree. And sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azar
I think Vincent is spot on, for the most part.
The diagonal, middle part.
too much nonsense for be to even try reading it.
What vegetable is sour?
I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
Wish I could come up with that on my classes :( But I don't have enough imagination for that xD
Genius!
I find your assumptions accurate. I also find you in fail for not being funnier.
The administration is too lazy to be evil and corrupt. Hopefully theundeadhero will have some energy to harass you all.
We've lost that Shinra edge.
Yeah, seriously. I mean, we can't really be bothered to stop you all double posting anymore, let alone oppress the huddled masses yearning to spam free.
I'm glad to hear it.
Zappa would have been better anyway imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Cute tomato, but I can't read half of the stuff you put on there because it's so cluttered together.
Psychotic might be too lazy to merge posts, but I am not.
It was a poor attempt at humour anyway.
EDIT: And OMG QUINTUPLE. rubah I love you now.
That was a risk I was willing to take! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
The "article" is referring to staff in general, as in any Admin's, CK's and/or Site Staff that is marginally abusing power.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
Rigging polls, changing thread titles for no reason, irritable/grumpy responses to breaking or bending minor rules, closing threads for tenuous reasons and then spamming it up, and more would fall into that category. :greenie:
That was fully intentional. There are various puns within the document which I purposefully created through misspelling, as in "no knows."Quote:
Originally Posted by Azar
And for those who think that I'm actually upset about all this, I'm not. :rolleyes2 It was a joke, and commentary. That is all.
Well, ma'am, I personally don't care for certain people's biased opinions.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Interesting how the people who don't like this, aren't joking about this and are becoming serious are all Admin's, CK's and/or site staff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Wasn't it Shlup that asked me not to take her seriously? :rolleyes2
Luckily some of you are actually taking this as a joke, as intended.
As for hidden messages or "conspiracy theories", there are hidden messages written on the other side of the page, which I didn't scan so that people might find an injoke or two in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
They're so obscure though that I'm quite sure no one will understand them, especially since they're upside down and backwards! :D
*lol at you sir* That sounds good to me. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
*laughs*Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Why thank you good sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by A staff member who actually agreed with this
I intended each hidden message to be read by different people - I knew few would find them all.Quote:
Originally Posted by JessI didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
Still, next time - if there is one - I'll work on clearing up the clutter to make everyone enjoy everything.
They may not be sour in taste but they leave you feeling sour. (:0)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mull it Over
Thanks for the compliment and constructive criticism, as I'm someone who is generally a lot more serious I continue to improve upon the humour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
thank you good -er-Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
demondude!
I'm sure you could come up with something even better, as this was merely created while I was doodling off of the top of my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think that the occasional merged post, or managing "spam" is fine as long as it has good reason. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Frankly I prefer this image, really
http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/copypasteduh.png
See, there you go, you've got it. When in doubt laugh about it all. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Fireworks, I love you so much.
I specially liked READ UNDER YOUR OWN RISK!the drawing saying "He's sorry! PLEASE DON'T BAN VTG", the sign with the "UNBAN VTG!" and the smurfingly big "Who Got It?" xD.
You need to practice your joke department and then you'll be able to amuse me xD
Working on that Ramza. I'm usually inordinately serious and, if I ever did use humour, usually would focus on dry, wry razor-sharp wit, and even that was rare before all this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramza Beoulve
So I'm working on that, but I'm glad you liked some of it. :D
where is it?
In the first post, click the image attachment and zoom in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Breath Bowser
If your goal was to make me cross-eyed... well played, sir.
Aren't I supposed to get a raise for this kind of stuff?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I hadn't even posted yet, jackass!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
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Originally Posted by VTG
That's what makes this even better. And since "ass" is apparently not part of the swear filter, I now feel free to call you an ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by an ass
Then again, I'm not a staff member, so I won't get preferential treatment if I flame people. I'll be banned. :rolleyes2
ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!
EoFF is for serious.
I see no attachment. *sigh*
That would be because you have to click on the image in order for a window to show up. It's part of the post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Breath Bowser
Let's sell a PS3 to get all your addresses. Actually, let's just sell the site with ads.
Yeah, thanks for helping Tavrobel.Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelThat would be because you have to click on the image in order for a window to show up. It's part of the post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Breath Bowser
Also Fire Breath Bowser, if that's causing you trouble, go back to the list of topics and click the paperclip symbol next to this one. It should also work.
That was one of my faves as well, if I do say so myself. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
Wow, paranoid!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
I'm pretty sure the addresses will be thrown away (eg 'baleeted'!) after the competition :p Seeing how it's kinda hard to compile them from PMs xD
Also is it selling if you give it away for free? You can argue that you pay by seeing ads, but the counter argue is that you pay for the server time it takes eoff to serve you the precious forum posts with those ads, so they cancel out!
seriously though, why so paranoid :(
If we wanted your addresses, we'd just use your IP addresses and a little bit of social engineering. That's how I found out where Tavrobel lives, and now we are penpals!
Well, perhaps you would want to compile geographical information for better selection of ads. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by rubahWow, paranoid!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagensyg
I'm pretty sure the addresses will be thrown away (eg 'baleeted'!) after the competition :p Seeing how it's kinda hard to compile them from PMs xD
Also is it selling if you give it away for free? You can argue that you pay by seeing ads, but the counter argue is that you pay for the server time it takes eoff to serve you the precious forum posts with those ads, so they cancel out!
seriously though, why so paranoid :(
Furthermore, speaking of ads, I wouldn't put it past you all selling my address to advertisers. :rolleyes2
Or maybe one of you would pop up at my door, or start sending letters. As far as I'm concerned, that's what Private Messages are for.
I suppose this is a good point. Then again, it seems to me that the PM route would be easier.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
What makes you think we don't already sell your emails to advertisers?Quote:
Furthermore, speaking of ads, I wouldn't put it past you all selling my address to advertisers.
This thread has inspired me to keep doing nothing.
Hey, what makes you think I don't?Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I didn't say I that I didn't think that. For all I know you may have done that, but since I have no personal information within my email and can easily get rid of spam, I don't really care about that.
I was hoping that it would do the opposite, but I wasn't expecting much more from you. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Man seriously how many people have to be all "this isnt funny" at VTG...it seems a little rude some of your replies. I mean i'm surprised VTG can take this in so much good faith and humour.
Well, since the article was made out of good faith and humour in the first place, if people don't agree with it, that's not my problem or my place to judge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatal Impurity
And if some of the staff don't like this, that speaks for itself. :p
Yes but alot of thread's start in good faith and humour but end horribly because of offensive comments like these...I mean I can understand someone not liking it but it hardly seems like they are trying to be nice with their criticisms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodWell, since the article was made out of good faith and humour in the first place, if people don't agree with it, that's not my problem or my place to judge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatal Impurity
And if some of the staff don't like this, that speaks for itself. :p
A classic, resurrected for the masses.
Most people mentioned in the pic have betrayed us and left. :(
Damn, VTG replied to basically everyone but me and I replied at least twice, including a question. This is exactly what is wrong with members and why everyone outside of staff deserves to be banned.
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Originally Posted by Loony BoB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fto_m9dOfew&list=PLbIN9DHtOfK-7-ia2GgFm0MJMcRypLgmb
I dunno, maybe rhubarb? But I guess that's technically a fruit? Or a root? Parsnips!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Dodging the question all these years later, the answer can only be yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Haha. I guess VTG has the Zappa would be better as someone else previously suggested.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoBDodging the question all these years later, the answer can only be yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
https://youtu.be/rjqxHYLpb-oQuote:
Originally Posted by ShinyZappa would have been better anyway imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Cute tomato, but I can't read half of the stuff you put on there because it's so cluttered together.
