The FF8 Rap Is Back!

A'yo people What'sup! It been a while since I've done this so I figure sense we've got new blood around and my creative juices are flowing, Let's get this started once again! It's pretty simple guys. If you want to freestyle a rap or a poem, we can post it here and have fun with the idea. Alright then! DJ SPIN THAT :skull::skull::skull::skull:!!!:cool:


A'yo, FF8 rap is finally back
'bout to rip up tha mic like a man in a shark attack
I got my rhythms comin' fresh off the grill
Next to the hotdogs I gotta keep my eyes on Zell
You gotta love my flow 'cause right now I'm psyched
Taken tha same stuff that has Selphie hype
You can feel it in each line
Penetrating like a sorceress through time
Or like Irvine sniping skills wait didn't he miss?
How you gonna fight Ultimecia? She don't even exist.
Or maybe it's just too hard to see through the mist
The Ragnarok can get us through simply and quick
And don't assume the R=U theory is real
'Cause Squall cancel that out after he done grabbed the steel
Of the gunblade y'all the intent of the deal
Squall hit that Lionheart and it's a done deal!



I know I left out Quistis, but I'll add her in my next rap lol, Have at it people!!!:cool:

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

I know I left out Quistis, but I'll add her in my next rap lol, Have at it people!!!:cool:

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*whicky whicky whicky whicky*

Don't dis me bro, you know what I say
The Cap'n's coming down to rap all day
Now your sorry ass went and forgot the goddess
So let me step on in while all you de-stress
Now this game is good and it's pretty fine
For it I'd pay nickle, dollar or even a dime
But I must make it clear before all y'all jeer
That there's only one reason why I do cheer
She's got a whip, two boots and bright blue eyes
And with a booty like hers it comes as no surprise
Cause when it's said and done, I must confess this
There's only one woman for me, and that's Quistis :love:

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

I know I left out Quistis, but I'll add her in my next rap lol, Have at it people!!!:cool:

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*whicky whicky whicky whicky*

Don't dis me bro, you know what I say
The Cap'n's coming down to rap all day
Now your sorry ass went and forgot the goddess
So let me step on in while all you de-stress
Now this game is good and it's pretty fine
For it I'd pay nickle, dollar or even a dime
But I must make it clear before all y'all jeer
That there's only one reason why I do cheer
She's got a whip, two boots and bright blue eyes
And with a booty like hers it comes as no surprise
Cause when it's said and done, I must confess this
There's only one woman for me, and that's Quistis :love:

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Now I'm gonna stand back a let you have ya moment
But now that's it over time to take it and go with the flowin'
Because whether Quistis is sexy or not
She's still a game
Your lame
And that's not hot
I ain't gonna lie Squall do looks better with Quistis
But know him she probably cheat and he'll just let it
Sellin' her looks on the internet for 500,000 a pick
She's a depleting ascent I ain't given my money to a bitch
But you probably say a game never age
Well just like you said she's a game and you know how is plays

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This is IMPORTANT! I'm going to sticky it so everybody knows. I want to see more rap.

Look people let me tell you right now about to do him bad like click clack pow somebody down. know nobody know me but ask somebody thay know who i be.With me sell,squall,and sifer you batter wicth out cause we right be hind you. And you know I got have my girl qui behind me so if you playing with me you and her is in the street.Don't forget about Riona you sould know her.She have th kn by her sied and when I'm alone she ride.So thats how is goes on the ff8 Riodo Show!

Brother you suck. I'm gonna have to school you son.:cool:

GF's Holdin' It Down!!!

Verse One
A'yo, it's time get the GF's in this house
These rhyme mess with ya' mind with every word that come out my mouth
My girl Shiva is a real ice diva
She'll leave ya dead in ya tracks with Diamond Dust hate to be ya'
But that boy Quescuti got the figure of an eagle
Lightning Storm is his limit so take cover when you see 'em
Ifrit ain't playin' no games and ain't nothings the same
With the Hellfire enemies retire proven these monsters is lame
So, hush as this rhyme gives you a rush
Of better yet silence when you come across GF Siren
Better watch it boy when you that magic lamp going to the next level
GF Diablo's Dark Messenger would have you say AHH IT'S TEH DEVIL!!!
Have your runnin' away lookin' for cover
but you two GF's better than one so you can't escape the Brothers!



Verse two will come very soon!:cool:

Can someone tell me why the hell this thread is stickied, but not some thread describing why the R=U theory can't possibly be true in any way, so that those kind of threads aren't constantly made?

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Originally Posted by jammi567

Can someone tell me why the hell this thread is stickied, but not some thread describing why the R=U theory can't possibly be true in any way, so that those kind of threads aren't constantly made?

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In rolls jammi567, smooth rap's playa-hater,
thinking he can play in this thread as a debater.
Rollin' in trying to act as the deflater,
Just like Quistis when Squall wouldn't date her.

Rap is living, you can't hold it back,
Just like Zell when he's poundin' a hot dog snack.
Spouting R=U, jammi's trying to throw us off track,
But we'll persevere as we have each other's back.

I'm not the best rapper, but it's a fun thread nonetheless. ;-)

I totally murdered this thread with my hardcore rhymes last time, I even showed up Typhoon...:cool:

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Originally Posted by Bat man

Look people let me tell you right now about to do him bad like click clack pow somebody down. know nobody know me but ask somebody thay know who i be.With me sell,squall,and sifer you batter wicth out cause we right be hind you. And you know I got have my girl qui behind me so if you playing with me you and her is in the street.Don't forget about Riona you sould know her.She have th kn by her sied and when I'm alone she ride.So thats how is goes on the ff8 Riodo Show!

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That was quite possibly the worst rap I have ever had the misfortune to read.

And There is no way I'm gonna rap I'd be awful. XD

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Originally Posted by Hazzard

I totally murdered this thread with my hardcore rhymes last time, I even showed up Typhoon...:cool:

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Hazzard, you never showd me up! Alright then, I say we throw a Rap tournament to prove whos the best FF8 rapper. It will be a test of knowleage, creativity, and lyrical genius. And the people viewing can vote on the winner of each round. Now, I know for a fact I most likely won't win due to the fact that I'm cocky and nobody like cockiness, even if I have the skills to prove I'm the best. But, that's not going to stop me from participating. So, here's the rounds:

Round 1: This will be about Raps targeting the main characters
Round 2: This will be about Raps targeting the GFs
Round 3: This will be about Raps targeting the basic storyline
Round 4: This will be about Raps surrounding one character of the Rappper's choice.

The winners of each round would have something solid to brag about. So, whoever want to be apart of this can sign-up! And by the way, you have nice skills Flying Mullet. I'd bet you'd win.:cool:

Ah heck I'll give it a go. XD

Sign me up and watch me humiliate myself.

Rappers Sign Up:
TyphoonThaReapa
demondude55
theundeadhero
Chadmonkey

I am so glad I stickied this. Sign me up!

Sure, I'm game, even if I'll go down in flame.

Just wait until I submit my rap it will be.... Blinging?

We'll leaves registration ope for 2 more days. And then it's on baby!!!:cool:

What the hell. We need some VIII hating white boy Rap. Count me in.

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Not wasting my rap here... I'll just sign up ^^ .

Sign me the smurf up, mothersmurfer.

Come on Reapa, lets get this Rap rolling.

Whiteys gonna tear you to peices.

Alright then!!! A'yo, let's get this underway!!! Here's all of the rappers ya' heard me...

Rappers Sign Up:
TyphoonThaReapa
demondude55
theundeadhero
Chadmonkey
NeoCracker
Hazzard
Lenneth


Alright, let's start round one! All rapper have 48 hours to submit their round one raps. If you don't by then, tough luck sucka'! A'yo, let do this!!! DJ, SPIN THAT :skull::skull::skull::skull:!!!!:cool:

Time for my first Rap attempt

Yo, yo, yo, Detroit!

Squall be up their leading the pack
Countin on no one to watch his back
Zell follows squall lock a lost little puppy
Flopping round battle field like a grounded Guppy

Quistis follows by to whip them boys in shape
Only thing she’s lackin is a Wonder women cape
Squall can’t dig this womans personality
Being with her is nothing but a Fallacy

Rinoa likes squall and his Emo Style
Thinks he’s the hottest thing since prince was in style
Pestering and dry humping she won’t leave him alone
Always beggin for a piece of squallys little bone

High on sugar, or possibly crack
Selphie jumping round, ready to attack
First she over here, then she over there
What are her motives, to even her they’re unclear

Irvine is the last to join the Lot
He’s going to give it everything he’s got
Not to help the other win all of the fights
But to hit the sack with Quistis, each and every night

FF VIII is here to stay,
Invading your TV, each and every day
Don’t matter if you’re white, don’t matter if you’re Black
You’ll be playing number eight, as much as Selphi snorts Crack

yo yo yo lets just go,
but not with quistis, cause she just a ho
playing this game is the whack
so dont fear cause U3F's back

now sit up your seat and start pay attention
cause im here to praise FF8 to ascension
with my rymes ill bust you up good
until you need a straw for your food

the first of these rymes is for the allure,
of rinoa the godess, thats for sure
blue and black, colors of perfection
sit right back, and enjoy the affection

painting skills, leave some wanting
thats not all, she likes raunting
but behind all that, so its understood
when your with her, you'll be in good mood

now before you start basching, dissing and smashing
one word from you, and a punch ya'll be cashing

BOOYAKA *ding*

I WANT MORE FFVIII RAP :mad2:

I forgot all about this... :(

Now i hope you didnt forget, about my style,
Cause the way this is going, it could get vile.
Im talking bout the hero, of this story,
a man who attracts, a lot of glory.

His name is squall, and i know what you think.
If your parents name you that, what can you expect.
Its not a name, that demands your respect.
but if you go down, and take him on.
He'll take you to, the absolute brink,
of your health, and, your sanity, son.

Now from the early on, we seem to notice,
the black haired angel, not thinking he's bogus.
A smile that makes you feel happy inside,
he didnt know what to think, let alone say,
so he bottled it up, and tried to hide.

But even the strongest man cant resist,
a beautifull girl, that persists.
just once more, for squall to break.
for a girl like rinoa, a piece of cake.

Space jumping seems like a dangerous thing,
but for him it seemed, loaded with all his bling,
like the easiest job ever, for she was his forever.
Now to end this rap, one thing seems sure,
the word at the end, has its allure.
It was really, very clever..
because the word, is "whatever.."

Squall is lame
His mind deranged
So I ask the reason for his claim to fame
This dude's heart is frozen
With a persona so cold
It's like Corona
Like when he met a girl named Rinoa
She took him in and asked him if wanted to dance
But he stood there looking like he pissed his pants
You see, he'd rather be alone in an isolated place
Then going out with people in an Estharian space
His mind is way too deranged to handle his attraction
So he pushes people away
A common reaction

Hey, what's up fellas, I'm new here, but I just had to compliment ya'll on the laughs.

This sh*t is TRULY entertaining. :D

STOP SLACKING >:O

[rap]FF8
Is really great[/rap]

Gimme an awkward silence....y'all

Squall rolls blacked out in a dark fleece jacket
You know a playa like him has gotta smack it
Comes with a swagger untouchable like MC Hammer
He'll leave a man with a permanent speech stammer

Rinoa, she so sweet yet so beautiful
A computer graphic but still melts a geeks heart like water falls
The romance between them is so divine
Even though Ultimecia keeps trying to fragment the balance of time

=( Kinda crap this time around...

I wished I actually had played FF8
Otherwise I'd spit rhymes faster than you could contemplate

I WANT VOICE RECORDINGS OF YOU ALL RAPPING THESE.

SQUALL IS NOT A BALL,
SQUALL IS A SQUARE,
A SQUARE THATS NOT THERE,
ITS HARD TO REACT TO A HEAD WITH WEIRD HAIR,
LAID BARE,
I FLIP & I FLOP,
TO THE SOUND OF THE BOP,
IRON GIANT FELL ON THE CROP,
CULTIVATING STORY WHEN THE OCCULT WAS ON TOP,
NO I WONT STOP,
WASNT ULTIMECIA FINE?
OHHHH I WISH SHE WAS MINE!
IF I HAD A BUCK FOR EVERYTIME I THOUGHT ABOUT US,
BIG HOUSE ON THE DOLLET FRONT LINE,
DRINKING FINE WINE!
WHILE THINKING COMPRESSION OF TIME,
I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,
ITS NOT SUCH A CRIME!
THIS RAP IS OVER,
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE GOING FOR A LITTLE WHINE...

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WHINE OVER,
IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG,
I'M MESSING UP MY SONG,
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG!
I'M GOING TO STOP BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO A ROUT,
AS FAR AS THIS RAP GOES,
ROCKET EDGE SIGNS OUT!

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

I WANT VOICE RECORDINGS OF YOU ALL RAPPING THESE.

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This is leg end. Also, cannot rap and haven't played VIII properly else would join in antics.

A'yo, I'm sorry guys for the delay. But we can still do this. So, let's get it rollin' son! Anybody that's still interested in gettin' in this competition, simply post a Rap. For those who already have, don't worry about it. We'll use that. I'll give everybody two more days to post a Rap and then we'll start the voting. DJ SPIN THAT :skull::skull::skull::skull:!!!:cool:

for you typhoon...

Inhale

Typhoon you got some mad flow infact it is quite fine
but im way better than you so junction that into yo mind
ill slice your face in half and like seifer did squall
and then finish yo ass with a GF call
bust out that eden than you are truly finished
typhoon the reapa, looks like your typhoon just got diminished
you seem like you rap hard on the boards at this site
but that don’t mean a thing cuz I don’t believe in tha hype
so sit back as I launch rhymes at ya like tha galbadian missile base
why so nervous, you selphie? Quit with the walk pace
or are you scared that JodoBaggins is taking the win in this rap race
ill spit rhymes so quick like a chocobo when it runs
or as quick as laguna replies when ya ask if he likes julia ..."tons!"
aint tryin to pick on ya typhoon just wanna let it be known
that when it comes to rapping, Im like renzokuken...I own

Exhale

bring it...:radred:

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Originally Posted by JodoBaggins

for you typhoon...

Inhale

Typhoon you got some mad flow infact it is quite fine
but im way better than you so junction that into yo mind
ill slice your face in half and like seifer did squall
and then finish yo ass with a GF call
bust out that eden than you are truly finished
typhoon the reapa, looks like your typhoon just got diminished
you seem like you rap hard on the boards at this site
but that don’t mean a thing cuz I don’t believe in tha hype
so sit back as I launch rhymes at ya like tha galbadian missile base
why so nervous, you selphie? Quit with the walk pace
or are you scared that JodoBaggins is taking the win in this rap race
ill spit rhymes so quick like a chocobo when it runs
or as quick as laguna replies when ya ask if he likes julia ..."tons!"
aint tryin to pick on ya typhoon just wanna let it be known
that when it comes to rapping, Im like renzokuken...I own

Exhale

bring it...:radred:

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Lol, ok I see you wanna challenge one of the high ranks. Ok check it out.


You wanna know why they call me Typhoon because my flow is swifter than fast
You gonna slice my face like Squall than prepare for the backlash
I'm blastin' these competitors like I wiped up a Meteor cast
And it's comin' faster than Zell's My Final Heaven do the math
Ya' rhymes couldn't keep up even if you cast haste
And I don't play fair so every verse hits below the wast
It's too late now my mesmerizing flow got ya' mind frozen in place
And with this quick pace you don't exist like I'm compressing time and space
There's is no beginning, no now. or end
This Diablo's Dark Messenger delivered the final blow corrupting the spirit within
And after you realize that I have no reason to hide
Because I'm an Omega Weapon you could barely survive in my eyes
So tell me what's the reason for the hostility
Like I'm Squall and your Seifer attracted to me
I don't play that way so stay to the place and be safe no liar
These facts you face is put to waste when I blaze you with a Ifrit Hellfire
'Cause that's what it feels like when you step up to the mic
The crowds like Alexander's Holy Judgment and if you not hyped take a set 'cause I'm psyched
I live to feel the spotlight and take on anyone that can put up a good fight
So don't feel bad that you just got took down by one of the best be peaceful
Remember the name Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa



Alright, we have a lot of people here so I want everyone to tell us about all the raps here that you like. If we have any newcomers, feel free to post a rap or a comment.:cool:

Rocket Edge has a superior rap.

Check it, her name is Quistis
She's so very vicious
Kills her victims with a whip
And leaves them in stitches
She's the cream of the crop
The blue mage that don't stop
Instructor of SEED who will always be on top

Thanks Shiny ;)
Deep Sea research center...

Survived the Mega Flare,
Made it down to the Weapon Lair,
He petrifies them with a stare,
Like he carried deaths glare,
Move an inch and they're in intensive care,
And it doesn't stop there... but Squall was aware,
Unbreakable courage,
Sunshine turns to blight,
Lionheart can be heard rifling through the dead of the night,
Everyone holds tight,
The end is in sight,
The air clears and the dark turns to light,
But then they hear a scream "We forgot to draw Eden, $HITE!!"

Rock Edge over & out 4 now biyatchz!

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by JodoBaggins

for you typhoon...

Inhale

Typhoon you got some mad flow infact it is quite fine
but im way better than you so junction that into yo mind
ill slice your face in half and like seifer did squall
and then finish yo ass with a GF call
bust out that eden than you are truly finished
typhoon the reapa, looks like your typhoon just got diminished
you seem like you rap hard on the boards at this site
but that don’t mean a thing cuz I don’t believe in tha hype
so sit back as I launch rhymes at ya like tha galbadian missile base
why so nervous, you selphie? Quit with the walk pace
or are you scared that JodoBaggins is taking the win in this rap race
ill spit rhymes so quick like a chocobo when it runs
or as quick as laguna replies when ya ask if he likes julia ..."tons!"
aint tryin to pick on ya typhoon just wanna let it be known
that when it comes to rapping, Im like renzokuken...I own

Exhale

bring it...:radred:

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Lol, ok I see you wanna challenge one of the high ranks. Ok check it out.


You wanna know why they call me Typhoon because my flow is swifter than fast
You gonna slice my face like Squall than prepare for the backlash
I'm blastin' these competitors like I wiped up a Meteor cast
And it's comin' faster than Zell's My Final Heaven do the math
Ya' rhymes couldn't keep up even if you cast haste
And I don't play fair so every verse hits below the wast
It's too late now my mesmerizing flow got ya' mind frozen in place
And with this quick pace you don't exist like I'm compressing time and space
There's is no beginning, no now. or end
This Diablo's Dark Messenger delivered the final blow corrupting the spirit within
And after you realize that I have no reason to hide
Because I'm an Omega Weapon you could barely survive in my eyes
So tell me what's the reason for the hostility
Like I'm Squall and your Seifer attracted to me
I don't play that way so stay to the place and be safe no liar
These facts you face is put to waste when I blaze you with a Ifrit Hellfire
'Cause that's what it feels like when you step up to the mic
The crowds like Alexander's Holy Judgment and if you not hyped take a set 'cause I'm psyched
I live to feel the spotlight and take on anyone that can put up a good fight
So don't feel bad that you just got took down by one of the best be peaceful
Remember the name Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa



Alright, we have a lot of people here so I want everyone to tell us about all the raps here that you like. If we have any newcomers, feel free to post a rap or a comment.:cool:

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you came pretty hard...I give ya props on that rap

...we should battle again sometime

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Originally Posted by JodoBaggins

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Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa

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Originally Posted by JodoBaggins

for you typhoon...

Inhale

Typhoon you got some mad flow infact it is quite fine
but im way better than you so junction that into yo mind
ill slice your face in half and like seifer did squall
and then finish yo ass with a GF call
bust out that eden than you are truly finished
typhoon the reapa, looks like your typhoon just got diminished
you seem like you rap hard on the boards at this site
but that don’t mean a thing cuz I don’t believe in tha hype
so sit back as I launch rhymes at ya like tha galbadian missile base
why so nervous, you selphie? Quit with the walk pace
or are you scared that JodoBaggins is taking the win in this rap race
ill spit rhymes so quick like a chocobo when it runs
or as quick as laguna replies when ya ask if he likes julia ..."tons!"
aint tryin to pick on ya typhoon just wanna let it be known
that when it comes to rapping, Im like renzokuken...I own

Exhale

bring it...:radred:

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Lol, ok I see you wanna challenge one of the high ranks. Ok check it out.


You wanna know why they call me Typhoon because my flow is swifter than fast
You gonna slice my face like Squall than prepare for the backlash
I'm blastin' these competitors like I wiped up a Meteor cast
And it's comin' faster than Zell's My Final Heaven do the math
Ya' rhymes couldn't keep up even if you cast haste
And I don't play fair so every verse hits below the wast
It's too late now my mesmerizing flow got ya' mind frozen in place
And with this quick pace you don't exist like I'm compressing time and space
There's is no beginning, no now. or end
This Diablo's Dark Messenger delivered the final blow corrupting the spirit within
And after you realize that I have no reason to hide
Because I'm an Omega Weapon you could barely survive in my eyes
So tell me what's the reason for the hostility
Like I'm Squall and your Seifer attracted to me
I don't play that way so stay to the place and be safe no liar
These facts you face is put to waste when I blaze you with a Ifrit Hellfire
'Cause that's what it feels like when you step up to the mic
The crowds like Alexander's Holy Judgment and if you not hyped take a set 'cause I'm psyched
I live to feel the spotlight and take on anyone that can put up a good fight
So don't feel bad that you just got took down by one of the best be peaceful
Remember the name Typhoon A.K.A Tha Reapa



Alright, we have a lot of people here so I want everyone to tell us about all the raps here that you like. If we have any newcomers, feel free to post a rap or a comment.:cool:

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you came pretty hard...I give ya props on that rap

...we should battle again sometime

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That's what'sup man. I'd battle anytime.:cool:

Squall what a funny name
but id don't matter cause what ge got here is fame
So he got a weird sword
he can probably beat u with a tv cord
You all no squall spits fire
he'll leave you hangin from an iron wire
damn that squall beat me again
we had our rematch
sprung up a fresh batch
of words
zell he a monk
my homies refer to him as punk
a bite off of tifa
they say
But we all no zell with make them pay
cause in one verse
he will have your :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: @$$ driven away in a hearse

We need to clean the dust off this mic...

Was it the time in near or the time of the late?
:skull::skull::skull::skull: we killed the bitch anyway it worked out great,
Now a WEAPON on the Cards, man I should have stayed in Balamb,
I know some guys who are more up for this than I AM,
They say pick a color, pick a weapon, I don't need an introduction,
But what the smurf has that to do with a GF Junction,
On the trail of this WEAPON, its clear, but not nearly,
sometimes it messes with ma head, like a Future Esthar theory,
'Round the chest is ma Targe, with belt roll in tuck,
and Griever 'round the neck, for equal measure of luck,
Its important to say that I didn't expect this at all,
But its crazy that a guy 'n monster are standing 8 feet tall,



...k i'm out, THUG4 LIFE NOBDY CAN STOP MEH IRELANDZ FINEST!!

Released around 9/9/99 in the US, Final Fantasy 8 brought many different thoughts and opinions. A demo was released with Brave Fencer Musashi prior to the game's release. Many played the demo and had mixed feelings towards it. The final product opened many things that were not in the demo, text tweekings and the junction system fully functional.





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