Try this. It's so ridiculous.

No. This isn't spam. It's a quiz I found called What's your power animal? or something. It's aimed at women and it is extremely stepford. I turned out to be the bear. Which is so unlike me. Seriously, I don't know how much crack they smoked before making this quiz but clearly it smurfed them up. Free Relationship Quizzes, Marriage Quizzes, Personality Quizzes, Health Quizzes: LifeScript.com

That's the link. It only has two brief pages of offers. Just say no and make a bogus email and name. I'm really kind of insulted. How am I the bear? I'm thin. I eat normally. And I'm certainly not cuddly. Everyone around me knows that. Completely moronic. I want to see how accurate it was(not) for everyone else.

Note to mods: If you feel this is not good for the boards feel free to ax it. I am not a spammer.

I'm a bear too. xD

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Face Shape: Broad, round or square.

Body type: Often stocky, carry excess weight in the belly.

Social style: You love to socialize with friends and family and often cook, sing or tell jokes.

Spirit: You crave the comfort and fulfillment of meaningful relationships, but too often you settle for a pastry instead.

With others you are: Compassionate, warm and patient.

Best traits: Loving and kind.

Worst traits: Inadaptable to change, overly sensitive

Ideal job: One where you can freely express your words, thoughts and feelings; one that involves food. Bears are often writers, teachers or chefs.

Food cravings: Sweets. Unfortunately, your sweet tooth puts you at risk for abdominal obesity and diabetes.

Worst eating habit: Turning to food in times of emotional stress.

Ideal exercise: Any kind of team sport.

Weight loss goal: Break your emotional attachment to food and turn to friends, not sweets, in times of stress.

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Totally unlike me. I actually don't eat at all when I'm sad :p

I'm a smurfing Crane.

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You're a Comely Crane
Although one animal is usually dominant, keep in mind that "we all have tendencies of all four animals," says Hadady. Here are the typical characteristics of a Crane:

Face Shape: Narrow facial features.

Body type: Slender and willowy, or massive. Cranes always go to extremes and are always attractive.

Social style: You prefer to be alone and are drained by social activities.

Spirit: Proud and sensitive; often highly spiritual.

With others you are: Sneaky and secretive. You use your addictions as a barrier between yourself and others (i.e. leaving the dinner table for a smoking break, sneaking away from a card game for some ice cream).

Best traits: Dignified, courageous, dedicated.

Worst traits: Anxious, standoffish, secretive.

Celeb match: Marilyn Monroe. Despite her personal insecurities and poor health, she achieved worldwide fame.

Ideal job: No matter the profession, you strive for perfection. For example, you don't want to be just a pianist; you want to be a renowned musician. Also, your beauty makes you an ideal fashion model.

Food cravings: Pizza, bread, pasta; dairy products, especially ice cream and cheese.

Worst eating habit: Harmful tendencies like yo-yo dieting or drug/alcohol abuse.

Ideal exercise: Yoga, which will help you stay mindful of your own body and give the solitude you need.

Weight loss goal: Eat balanced, nourishing foods and follow a regular eating schedule.

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I'm a damned bear!

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Face Shape: Broad, round or square.

Body type: Often stocky, carry excess weight in the belly.

Social style: You love to socialize with friends and family and often cook, sing or tell jokes.

Spirit: You crave the comfort and fulfillment of meaningful relationships, but too often you settle for a pastry instead.

With others you are: Compassionate, warm and patient.

Best traits: Loving and kind.

Worst traits: Inadaptable to change, overly sensitive

Ideal job: One where you can freely express your words, thoughts and feelings; one that involves food. Bears are often writers, teachers or chefs.

Food cravings: Sweets. Unfortunately, your sweet tooth puts you at risk for abdominal obesity and diabetes.

Worst eating habit: Turning to food in times of emotional stress.

Ideal exercise: Any kind of team sport.

Weight loss goal: Break your emotional attachment to food and turn to friends, not sweets, in times of stress.

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I'm a Dependable Dragon

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You're a Dependable Dragon
Although one animal is usually dominant, keep in mind that "we all have tendencies of all four animals," says Hadady. Here are the typical characteristics of a Dragon:

Face Shape: Round or square.

Body type: Often overweight.

Social style: Generous and dependable. Your friends often turn to you for advice and support.

Spirit: You're talented, imaginative and motivated, but when you run out of steam you become lethargic and sedentary.

With others you are: Compassionate, patient.

Best traits: Empathetic, creative.

Worst traits: Low self-esteem, emotional, defensive, tendency toward depression.

Celeb match: Oprah. Her weight fluctuates, but her drive and innovation remain constant.

Ideal job: Dragons view their job as a calling, not just a profession. They are often nurses, teachers, artists, and writers.

Food cravings: Salt, sweets, bread, and oily foods.

Worst eating habit: Using food to satisfy your emotional hunger even when you're not physically hungry.

Ideal exercise: Pilates will tone up your midsection without hard exertion; walking.

Weight loss goal: When you need a quick pick-me-up, ditch the junk food. Instead, get plenty of rest and eat nourishing foods. Also, focus on finding the connection between the food you eat and your emotions.

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Like Rengori, I am a crane as well. I don't know whether I'm a smurfing crane or not though. Still, could've been worse. Could've gotten something like a stick insect or Graham Norton; now those would've been painful.

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Originally Posted by Rengori

I'm a smurfing Crane.

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You're a Comely Crane
Although one animal is usually dominant, keep in mind that "we all have tendencies of all four animals," says Hadady. Here are the typical characteristics of a Crane:

Face Shape: Narrow facial features.

Body type: Slender and willowy, or massive. Cranes always go to extremes and are always attractive.

Social style: You prefer to be alone and are drained by social activities.

Spirit: Proud and sensitive; often highly spiritual.

With others you are: Sneaky and secretive. You use your addictions as a barrier between yourself and others (i.e. leaving the dinner table for a smoking break, sneaking away from a card game for some ice cream).

Best traits: Dignified, courageous, dedicated.

Worst traits: Anxious, standoffish, secretive.

Celeb match: Marilyn Monroe. Despite her personal insecurities and poor health, she achieved worldwide fame.

Ideal job: No matter the profession, you strive for perfection. For example, you don't want to be just a pianist; you want to be a renowned musician. Also, your beauty makes you an ideal fashion model.

Food cravings: Pizza, bread, pasta; dairy products, especially ice cream and cheese.

Worst eating habit: Harmful tendencies like yo-yo dieting or drug/alcohol abuse.

Ideal exercise: Yoga, which will help you stay mindful of your own body and give the solitude you need.

Weight loss goal: Eat balanced, nourishing foods and follow a regular eating schedule.

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Me too.. :eep:

Having to supply email = evil. I ain't doing it.

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

Having to supply email = evil. I ain't doing it.

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I just gave a fake one. As far as they know, my name is Mario Mario and my e-mail address is m.mario@world-1-1.net

What a terrible quiz; aparently everyone is either a bear or a crane, with only a few outlying tigers and dragons.

I'm a crane, apparently.

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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power

Having to supply email = evil. I ain't doing it.

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I am Ginny Potter at harryluvr4lief@hotMALE.com... ;)

I got Bear, which is mainly inaccurate. What a load of old cobblers, as they say in Spain... :rolleyes2

You're a Comely Crane
Although one animal is usually dominant, keep in mind that "we all have tendencies of all four animals," says Hadady. Here are the typical characteristics of a Crane:

Face Shape: Narrow facial features.

Body type: Slender and willowy, or massive. Cranes always go to extremes and are always attractive.

Social style: You prefer to be alone and are drained by social activities.

Spirit: Proud and sensitive; often highly spiritual.

With others you are: Sneaky and secretive. You use your addictions as a barrier between yourself and others (i.e. leaving the dinner table for a smoking break, sneaking away from a card game for some ice cream).

Best traits: Dignified, courageous, dedicated.

Worst traits: Anxious, standoffish, secretive.

Celeb match: Marilyn Monroe. Despite her personal insecurities and poor health, she achieved worldwide fame.

Ideal job: No matter the profession, you strive for perfection. For example, you don't want to be just a pianist; you want to be a renowned musician. Also, your beauty makes you an ideal fashion model.

Food cravings: Pizza, bread, pasta; dairy products, especially ice cream and cheese.

Worst eating habit: Harmful tendencies like yo-yo dieting or drug/alcohol abuse.

Ideal exercise: Yoga, which will help you stay mindful of your own body and give the solitude you need.

Weight loss goal: Eat balanced, nourishing foods and follow a regular eating schedule.

foa and I (and psychotic in parenthesis) took lots of tests the other day. We even found out what the color of our hearts were. Mine was purple.

I got bear. :(

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Originally Posted by One of the stupid quiz's answers~

I start adding photos in my scrapbook, but stop halfway through to start writing a poem.

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That made me laugh so hard! xD

EDITGA: This is a much better quiz. lawl

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Originally Posted by Levian

foa and I (and psychotic in parenthesis) took lots of tests the other day. We even found out what the color of our hearts were. Mine was purple.

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Really, I would have thought black. xD

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Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid

EDITGA: This is a much better quiz. lawl

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LOL
xD
*can't stop laughing* :mog:

I must have missed the memo in which bears were named "one of the more cuddly animals in the world."

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I must have missed the memo in which bears were named "one of the more cuddly animals in the world."

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It's just traditionalistic thinking. They're stuck in the "Pooh bear" stage.

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I'm a bear too. xD

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Face Shape: Broad, round or square.

Body type: Often stocky, carry excess weight in the belly.

Social style: You love to socialize with friends and family and often cook, sing or tell jokes.

Spirit: You crave the comfort and fulfillment of meaningful relationships, but too often you settle for a pastry instead.

With others you are: Compassionate, warm and patient.

Best traits: Loving and kind.

Worst traits: Inadaptable to change, overly sensitive

Ideal job: One where you can freely express your words, thoughts and feelings; one that involves food. Bears are often writers, teachers or chefs.

Food cravings: Sweets. Unfortunately, your sweet tooth puts you at risk for abdominal obesity and diabetes.

Worst eating habit: Turning to food in times of emotional stress.

Ideal exercise: Any kind of team sport.

Weight loss goal: Break your emotional attachment to food and turn to friends, not sweets, in times of stress.

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Totally unlike me. I actually don't eat at all when I'm sad :p

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Same. What a stupid quiz.

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Originally Posted by Ramza Beoulve

I'm a Dependable Dragon

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You're a Dependable Dragon
Although one animal is usually dominant, keep in mind that "we all have tendencies of all four animals," says Hadady. Here are the typical characteristics of a Dragon:

Face Shape: Round or square.

Body type: Often overweight.

Social style: Generous and dependable. Your friends often turn to you for advice and support.

Spirit: You're talented, imaginative and motivated, but when you run out of steam you become lethargic and sedentary.

With others you are: Compassionate, patient.

Best traits: Empathetic, creative.

Worst traits: Low self-esteem, emotional, defensive, tendency toward depression.

Celeb match: Oprah. Her weight fluctuates, but her drive and innovation remain constant.

Ideal job: Dragons view their job as a calling, not just a profession. They are often nurses, teachers, artists, and writers.

Food cravings: Salt, sweets, bread, and oily foods.

Worst eating habit: Using food to satisfy your emotional hunger even when you're not physically hungry.

Ideal exercise: Pilates will tone up your midsection without hard exertion; walking.

Weight loss goal: When you need a quick pick-me-up, ditch the junk food. Instead, get plenty of rest and eat nourishing foods. Also, focus on finding the connection between the food you eat and your emotions.

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What I love about this test is that aside from the crane and tiger every single result says you're overweight.