Well, wouldn't it?
And if you did have leprosy, what would you do? D: Would you rather be dead than see your body slowly rot away?
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Well, wouldn't it?
And if you did have leprosy, what would you do? D: Would you rather be dead than see your body slowly rot away?
Go to Hawaii!
I would find Jesus and demand he cure me. Then I can be an ex-leper.
Maui.
Hansen's disease, is a chronic infectious disease caused by the bacterium Mycobacterium leprae.[1] Leprosy is primarily a granulomatous disease of the peripheral nerves and mucosa of the upper respiratory tract; skin lesions are the primary external symptom.[2] Left untreated, leprosy can be progressive, causing permanent damage to the skin, nerves, limbs, and eyes. Contrary to popular conception, leprosy does not cause body parts to simply fall off, and it differs from tzaraath, the malady described in the Hebrew scriptures and previously translated into English as leprosy.
I'd hug everyone. And yeah, it'd suck. Isn't there an island for them or something?
I would hug people.
They can treat it now. Most people in "civilized" parts of the world don't die from it anymore.
I forget what that island is called...izzit Molokai?
Sure leprousy would suck...but I don't have it.
I'd rather die. I kinda like my limbs, and don't wanna see them fall off.
Why would I die when I could take lots of photos of my decomposing body and post them in this thread?
I would be rejected by society. :(
Why can't I get sars : (
I would hug people and spread my germs. Yum!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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Agreed. xDQuote:
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I lol'd :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Actually so would I. I would hug all those people I hate. "C'mere baby I forgive you let's be friends :aimkiss:" and then BAM. They're in my leper colony.
Yeah I bunny is s copier.
You're on an FF forum. You're already a society reject. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
I'd tell lepper jokes. People always seem to be shocked when you joke about your own illnesses.
My uncle had CF when it was all deathly and stuff, and he had a coughing fit in a restaurant once. The waitress said something along the lines of "Ooh eee, that's a bad cough!" (Geordie accent please), to which he replied "Yeah, it'll be the death of me." The family was shocked, but I find it hilarious.
I'd probably make a living out of giving high fives to people. I'd make a contest out of it so that if someone took my hand off by giving me a high five, they could keep it.
edzxcvbnm would definitely win then :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
i wouldnt want to get on the wrong side of you:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Not really. I never read anything you post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Nobody knows this. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Yes it would suck and I'd look like the Elephant Man if I had it. :(
I'd blame it on my local pharmacist and get my home town nuked.
I'd get treated now if I was to have terminal cancer and was going to die slowly and painfully I'd be saying pass the handgun now please!
one song.... lepers amoung us (dimmu borgir)
Limp around, moaning, biting people and trying to eat their brains.
Jesus does.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I'd probably travel to Tibet and live a humble life amoung the monks tending delicate flowers and contemplating the simplicities of life and teachings of Buddha until I died.
or
I'd just start on the WHO-MTD multidrug proram/treatment for leprosy with a high rate of effectiveness and low rate of relapse.
WHO | WHO Multidrug therapy (MDT)
Yay!:P lepor jokes Why did the lepor go back to the shower? because he forgot his head and shoulders. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke