Tolkien nerds rejoice.
If hobbits were real, "weed" would already be legal.
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Tolkien nerds rejoice.
If hobbits were real, "weed" would already be legal.
If hobbitses were real, I'd own at least three.
Haha, yes you're right.. We'd all be smoking weed and bursting out into long songs about food ^_^
I feel that constant, long songs about food at all hours of the day and night would cause the suicide rate to skyrocket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
If hobbits were real :heart: I'd so be in the Shire. Smoking weed, of course, and dancing around the Party Tree! Whee!
If hobbit were real then liqour and porn mags would be down where even the kiddies could reach them.
but the mags would be full of little peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble
sick.
I laugh so hard when they were passing the pipe in LOTR:FOTR
If hobbits were real, the world would be incredibly boring.
You wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
Aragorn would let me in :greenie: And I'm not that tall anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticYou wouldn't be allowed into the Shire. Unless you reckon you can hack your way through a bunch of Dunedain Rangers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Resha
The Shire is actually where I'd love to settle down in old age and live and stuff. It's so perfect. If only it were real. (and nobody say New Zealand >=[ rawr)
I'm proud of you, foa! :love:
I'd be in the Shire smoking weed too, and I'd be allowed in because they'd think I'm a hobbit! xD
*Gasp!* Your against midget/hobbit porn?! But little people sluts have to eat too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexiconbut the mags would be full of little peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble
sick.
Ya'll need to come to vermont :p
I'm not against it, I just wouldn't enjoy it. Also, they may need to eat too, but they eat more than big people...WTF is up with that?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble
They got the munchies!And come on! It's porn fun sized!Quote:
Originally Posted by DyslexiconI'm not against it, I just wouldn't enjoy it. Also, they may need to eat too, but they eat more than big people...WTF is up with that?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gopher Gamble
yeah, 'cept lots of people mistake hobbitses for children.
Or hobbit's children....very easy mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Hobbitses.
Only if you Smeagol and he would LOVE to get freaky with a hobbit I'm sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Legal lolicon?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
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Originally Posted by Gopher GambleOr hobbit's children....very easy mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Nah Hobbits have hair on their feet :-P and would probally smell of "tobacco" and mead :-D
I so approve of this thread. We used to call my mom a hobbit, she's 4 foot 10. :D
If Hobbits were real, I'd want to live in a hill with them.
If hobbits were real, I'd knock upon one of their doors with 12 of my fat, squat friends and eat all his food.
And then we'd kill a dragon, or some such thing.
EDIT: smurf. It's 13, not 12...
Can I be one of those squat little friends? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Only if you come from Lonely MountainQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberryCan I be one of those squat little friends? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
When I was in year 10 and 11 in school, we used to call the new year 7's hobbits. They kept that nickname right up until they were in year 9, actually.
Monkeys do not equal hobbitses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
In this society with all the hormones they put in our food now it's still very possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by XearQuote:
Originally Posted by Gopher GambleOr hobbit's children....very easy mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Nah Hobbits have hair on their feet :-P and would probally smell of "tobacco" and mead :-D
I can pretend to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus ExperseOnly if you come from Lonely MountainQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberryCan I be one of those squat little friends? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
We need hobbits... and we need them now.