I caught some coffee on my pants

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10-19-2007, 02:46 PM
Peegee

I caught some coffee on my pants

I'm wearing some pretty spiffy shirt today. And jeans, for jeans day.

I'm also drinking scary coffee. Coffee that stains teeth, clothes, porceline, white paint, and everything short of coffee. I brought the cup close to my mouth, and some coffee JUMPED OUT and tried to attack my spiffy new shirt! OMG!

So I moved my crotch and CAUGHT IT WITH MY PEN0R! seriously! I now have a patch of coffee on my crotch.

When was the last time you used your crotch? I mean..um...when was the last time you dirtied your clothes with fuds?
10-19-2007, 03:44 PM
escobert

Everyday at work. I work with food so it happens :p
10-19-2007, 04:37 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bert

Everyday at work. I work with food so it happens :p

McD's? I vaguely remember.
10-19-2007, 04:48 PM
escobert

I work in a deli now :p I haven't worked in Mcdonalds for years :p
10-19-2007, 04:53 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bert

I work in a deli now :p I haven't worked in Mcdonalds for years :p

At least I was right you were in McD's. Yay updates.

I seriously need to bug you moar.
10-19-2007, 04:56 PM
escobert

it might help if I went on messangers for more than 5 minutes at a time :p
10-19-2007, 05:56 PM
Iceglow

I'm pretty sure it was at the party I was at recently but that was only a bit of vodka that dopped (and literally a drop of vodka, I don't waste alcohol) on my shirt/jeans when doing a shot fast.
10-19-2007, 05:59 PM
Araciel

So you need someone to clean it up, big boy?
10-19-2007, 06:04 PM
Jojee

XDD crazy Peegee. <3

I got these blue pen-like stains on my shirt yesterday but I don't recall using a pen the whole day. And I use my crotch all the time! ;)
10-19-2007, 06:36 PM
Ashi

Sometime last May. I was at school in new threads, and people were like, "Huh? You're dressed up? Why are you dressed up?". Since 'obviously', I dress myself with my eyes closed everyday.

And then I ended up catching hot milktea with my lap.
10-19-2007, 06:39 PM
NeoTifa

ahhhh haa lol the day i got my new work shoes, i had to do dishtank. yea, sausage gravy all over my new shoes. :\ awww they were so cute! now they're grimey. theyre black mary-janes w/ 1 inch heel. needless to say, my feet are extrememly resistant to slight heels now:cool:
10-20-2007, 12:48 AM
Rengori

Volleyball. That hurt more than you could imagine.
10-20-2007, 02:52 AM
Leeza

Pretty much anytime I eat anything with a tomato sauce, I will inevitably get some on my shirt. :cat:
10-20-2007, 03:04 AM
SammieBabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Pretty much anytime I eat anything with a tomato sauce, I will inevitably get some on my shirt. :cat:

I stopped eating salsa for that very reason. :)
Apparently I had a hole in my lip this morning, as I dribbled soda on my shirt..
10-20-2007, 03:23 AM
NeoTifa

lol i could stain a shirt w/ water lol i get it from my mom
10-20-2007, 04:08 AM
Markus. D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bert

I work in a deli now :p I haven't worked in Mcdonalds for years :p

I do ^^

It's kewl~

And nope, I have an apron. :3
10-20-2007, 04:16 AM
NeoTifa

i used to work at mcdonalds. mac sauce on me apron sux
10-20-2007, 12:50 PM
Ashi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Pretty much anytime I eat anything with a tomato sauce, I will inevitably get some on my shirt. :cat:

This reminds me of one of my brothers. He wears white a lot and likes chocolate ice cream. Every time he gets the ice cream you could tell because it's all over his clothes.

When he was younger he called it "rabbit blood".
10-20-2007, 03:15 PM
KoShiatar

I stained my boyfriend's sweater with some substance I could not identify. :confused: I'm sure it's food, but it looks nothing like what I've been eating lately. Meh.
10-20-2007, 03:58 PM
escobert

My lap caught a beer for me last night.