I like to call people doo doo head (or insert other stupid creative insult). What about you? Keep it PeeGee!
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I like to call people doo doo head (or insert other stupid creative insult). What about you? Keep it PeeGee!
Rengori, you douche!
(Note: Just an example.) :P
I like to call people dopes XD!! Maybe it originated from the word dop, which I used to call them all the time.
doop......thats also my band name on guitar hero lol
My creative insults are usually spur of the moment things of a sarcastic nature. It is more of a response to what someone says than actual names or anything.
well instead of calling someone a jackass i changed it too jackF***
You guys are all a bunch of dumbs.
^--- for example
Douche as well.
We used ot cal a buddy of my BB as that's what he wanted to be called when we were vey little, an he mad e the name "gay john for some reaons :x" but then everyone started calling himm BB and it turned into an insult liek "don't be a smurfing BB!"a nd people would ask him if it stoof for stupid things like baby balls :It stud fot Buddy baptistella as that's his last name. Once I said to him "don't be a smurfign BB BB!!" and he didn't talk to me for like a month xD
I sadly am bad at any type of witty remarks...so I usually go with meanie or you smell, Oh well....I feel bad if I use words like douche.
You couldnt (verb) your way out of a paper bag!
Bucking Fitch =(
'dingdong', 'dumbdumbhead' (also, 'dumdumhead') and then there are the things I can't really post here which I call Dan.
That's about right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omecle
I use several, some too rude to post but a common one being "c&*k smoker"
I call people "dipstick" alot xD
I called someone a "moronface" once. It was an odd moment. And that's about the extent of my "creativeness".
Tit
You giblethead!
I like to call people retarded monkeys...;)
Idiot is my most common insult.
The most creative is probably ":skull::skull::skull::skull:bitch" or "bitchtits" or "scatwhore" or "titbitch" or... yeah... ":skull::skull::skull::skull:fluck" "twallock" "smurfsmungle" "flinge" "wench" "foul wench" "cur" ":skull::skull::skull::skull:"
Face ache.
It changes. I have stages of what insult I use.
Right now it's jerk. :jess:
"You little piece of wank/smurf/:skull::skull::skull::skull:." Very...very fulfilling. And I made this awesome curse up; it's SHIETTENBOLLOCKS. It sounds German if you say it, but actually it's just...
I usually just make something up on the spot. If not, I'll just say, "I hate you," or "smurf you." I'm especially proud of one I never said.
In a short story of mine, 17-year-old Tucker was upset because his brother was probably dead. He was at work and felt powerless. He told his boss the situation and asked if he could leave. The boss said, "If you leave before 9:00, don't bother coming back."
Then Tucker threw his work vest at his boss and said, "Keep the smurfing vest. I hope your wife gets diphtheria."
That's the insult of which I'm the most proud, but I've never gotten the opportunity to use it in real life.
>>> Stupido bastardo..
twat or tardo. also renard, @#$%tard, douchemongrel, @$$mongrel, and other such varieties
:monster:
I forgot that I frequently call people smurftards as well as douches.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Seriously, I call people dolts. I tend to be more subtle than outright insults. I only ever directly insult myself.
I don't insult people since i'm so nice, unless it's BoB. Then again I don't really insult him I just hit him, then he hits me back. :(
I usually just maneuver the conversation so that I don't need to call people names to portray them as idiots; they do it themselves.
That being said, I'm rather partial to ho-bag. Heehee!
Usually I try to make jokes that they usually never notice which makes it even more hilarious but if I am out for punches (which does happen) then I impart these words to you:
"I only know two languages: good english and bad english." - Bruce Willis
There is no creativity. If you are a %@#*!& than you are a %@#*!&.
I usually don't insult people in front of their face...but when I drive I combine random curses to create a more powerful one to insult other drivers...usually my windows are up so it doesn't even matter haha ;D
man i mess w/ people so bad in the car. haha lol
i like jerk!
your mom.
"bellend" and "pleb" work for me, always have, always will.
I use d**k head a lot:p or just idiot.
You're like Rengori.
Best. Insult. Ever!
My personal DIRECT favorite insult is "Daffy Bitch."
However, I prefer the indirect ones, such as "Oh, go play in traffic," and "If I throw a stick will you leave?"
My best one would be "You're a pure baw bag" Other than that I'm really innocent. :greenie:
Derogitory female terms applied to men always amuse me.
SNIB it was supost to come out as snob then in my head i thought of bitch and it was combined volia snib was created me and a few of my friends use it.:greenie:
mine would have to be one of the most original one :D sugar tits, bitch titties and of course smurf up:D
I enjoy insulting people with words they've never heard of. It's hilarious when I can call someone a strumpet and get that bewildered look every time. Ironically, it works just as well on males as it does females.
Tardknocker, cocktard, "You're 13".
Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:. That's an insult? My bad! I use that as a term of endearment. "Come here, sugar tits, before I smack you!"Quote:
Originally Posted by loinharte
I don't insult, lest people talk about my hump.
*cue Fergie*
Go smurf a goat
Not that kind...Quote:
Originally Posted by MKusanagi
ya but what about bitch titties hmmmmQuote:
Originally Posted by MKusanagiOh :skull::skull::skull::skull:. That's an insult? My bad! I use that as a term of endearment. "Come here, sugar tits, before I smack you!"Quote:
Originally Posted by loinharte
MKusanagi=bitch titties:D :D :D :D
Blackadder is naturally a great source for insults. In a similar vein to The Ceej's diphtheria one, I've always loved Blackadder's "Thank you, Darling and I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident."
Tard.
F**knugget.
There is not one word
NOT ONE WORD
That beats this when your really angry or annoyed.
NOT ONE smurfING WORD in the entire english language, with the grace and sophistication..
of calling someone a cúnt.
Most of my creative insults revolve around me making outlandish statements about my awesomeness. Some of my personal favourites include;
- I'm better than you, so feel free to find a rock to die under
- I might care if you didn't suck so much
- You're just jealous because I'm awesome and you suck
- You just keep on talking, I'll carry on doing something useful with my life
You're a towel.
Bite my shiny metal ass!! or Eat my shorts!!
I also use chump & chumpettes :/
I keep it highbrow. Usually I use so many advanced words that they sail over my target's head, who laughs along, thinking whatever it is, it must be witty. Unfortunately you people are generally too smart for me to attempt it here, and besides, the rules shun it - rightly so of course.
Chupa-Choop!
The Orbitz comercial has got me saying:
What the french toast!
and
Cootie Queen
and
Lint Licker!
I improvise dependent on the situation.
I call everybody asian, but that's not what you mean.
I like to call people meanyheads.
No. Just no.
I say that a lot, when required.
(Copyright Vivisteiner)
hey my brother called he wants his money you forgot to pay him last night oh and next time try to be quiter i heard you 3 blocks away
:D gets them every time
I good unexpected one is to call someone "utterly repelant"
I've been adding, your face is (inserts whatever they just said). and if it's an insult then i say, "Oh burrrnnnn" If it's compliment, "oh compliment!" and if it doesn't make sense, "That didn't make sense BUT IT SOUNDED GOOD!"
Sunshine.:D