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I liked the Kitchen Utensils thread.
So! If you were in a dark alley about to be mugged and you had one kitchen utensil on you that you had to use to either kill, injure, or knock out the mugger. What would you have on you and how would you use it to thwart the attempts of the mugger.
I'd use a whisk. I'd unbend it and gouge his eyes out. Then I'd go home and make some jell-o, or maybe even a pie. :razz:
One thing, and one thing only...A Spork!!! A Spork in the eye will help any situation!
Ouch. Yeah that'd suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by kaggski
Clearly a knife would be the answer? If your not worried about killing someone and being sent to jail with bubba.
Yes, but any old poopie can use a knife!! Stabbing someone with a spork has class!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimsour
Meat cleaver or a spork.
Sounds impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by kaggskiYes, but any old poopie can use a knife!! Stabbing someone with a spork has class!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimsour
Real skill is when you beat someone with a tea towel.
Perhaps. I think the hardest thing to do is to balance a pea on a knife. It can't be done!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JimsourSounds impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by kaggskiYes, but any old poopie can use a knife!! Stabbing someone with a spork has class!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimsour
Real skill is when you beat someone with a tea towel.
A CHAINSAW! VROOMVROOMVAVROOM! *immitates a chainsaw for five minutes*
Oh. Wait. Never mind ><
I'd use one of those big mixing spoons. The huge ones. I'd beat my attacker with it. <3 Spoon death!
i was beaten to informing the population of the sheer power of the Spork :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Boosk
An old-fashioned blender. The kind that you have to turn by hand. I would aim for the nipples.
A knife, quite clearly. Either that or a meat cleaver, as stated earlier.
Wooden Spoon.
A BBQ fork. :)
Does dual-wielding count? Because I would use a fork and knife. A knife is an obvious choice, but a fork in the eye would be the perfect finish.
A pot! I'll use it as a shield to block any incoming bullets and whack them on the head with it :p
A bin lid Battle Royale style! *pow pow*
To protect myself from the ebil kitchen utencils I may encounter when I go into a dark alley at night. :cool:
Or perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
Yeah, finishing with a spoon is like saying "I'm so badass, I can inflict pain with a spoon! Ha!"Quote:
Originally Posted by BooskOr perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
Actually there's this guy in my Algebra class who told someone that he could cut him with a spoon and then cut him with a spoon. And then the next day the teacher made fun of him because he always keeps talking so class is never let out early and he stomped out all angry, so now we think he's going to get us with either a bomb, or a spoon, or a bomb-spoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodYeah, finishing with a spoon is like saying "I'm so badass, I can inflict pain with a spoon! Ha!"Quote:
Originally Posted by BooskOr perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
That kind of sucks.
a blender. take that bad guise.
I would keel with a spoon. One smack on the forehead and KO!
potato masher.
think about it.
I'd use a good old heavy frying pan. :D
Rolling pin. Old school cartoon style.
A pair of chopsticks. Use one to block the trigger of the gun (if he has one), and the other to gouge out his eye. Alternatively, you could try eating his/her hair and see how much they freak out.
I'd hit him on the head with a frying pan :D
CAN OPENER! I'd pinch his arm with it!