It's been since April, y'all! We need another one of these bad boys in here.
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It's been since April, y'all! We need another one of these bad boys in here.
All forum rules concerning vulgarity still apply. Behave.
yall teheee
yea mine
i sound so tired.
Lekana. That's 1.
1... ummm? wut? oh it's the second one i recored but the first one was too big o.oQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
hosnap
i propose to settle this youfight in a wading pool full ofjello.
i'll bring the camcorder
I LOVE THESE. <3
I'll record something after school.
I'd do this if I had a microphone. =P
If someone writes up 2-3 sentences on what they want me to say, I may record it and post it here. Otherwise, no dice.
I will give you three random Yogi Berra quotes that I think are freaking hilarious.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
"Rye is the nicest person in the world, except for my girlfriend, Mrs. Bun Bun. Seriously."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye"Rye is the shortest person in the world, unlike my girlfriend, Mrs. Bun Bun. Seriously."Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
now now, i once knew a girl who was 4'11.
I'm between 4'11" and 5'0".
XD hehehee ok then.
GOSH that's cuuuute
You want voices? I'll give you some smegging voices!! By the way did any of you ever play Star Ocean: The Second Story? If not then I'm gonna take this phone and put it in your ass!
There ya go.
Arr
:D
This is my voice. :3
Rye you giggle too much.
Also I was never going to really do a recording. It would take away the mystery or some such excuse.
YOU JERK YOU JERK.
My mic refuses to work properly, so none from me right now.
Foa's accent is hawt. Rye does not giggle too much. Faris sounds very classy. And Ouch!'s made me lol.
too many eoffers talking to me >.<
How about a compromise? I will whistle a nice tune for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Alright so Rye helped me mess with this so it's working. Enjoi.
yeaaa uhhh...listen to this.
You are very very special people to be able to hear this! I don't like to sing. You can hear why.
I'll record myself talking when my brother goes out of earshot. I can't talk into a microphone when there's people I know around me. Or anyone really XD
...oh wait....the file was too large. HAHAHA. I'll get a recording later, then.
EDIT: Also tell me if I sound like I'm from Texas! I didn't notice it until now, but my parents have picked up that southern drawl a little bit, and I think I have, too XD
This may be a bit loud. ^_^;
OCHAAYYEE
OCCHAYYYEA
XD nice
You couldn't have at least put in some pun on your name?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!
Something like
"OOOWWWW I POKED MY EYE WITH THE MIC ; ;"
And now a rebuttal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪You couldn't have at least put in some pun on your name?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!
Something like
"OOOWWWW I POKED MY EYE WITH THE MIC ; ;"
I just think you're not trying hard enough.
...just use the corner of the monitor!
lawl
views of james' voice file: 7
views of rye's voice file: 20
wtf i wanna be popular
/cries
No one likes you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I sang the chocobo theme song one time to paul and i happened to save it. o.o
:mad2:
I'm sure you have a pencil somewhere!
EDIT: I was singing along to the chocobo song in my other recording but it was too big :(
Yeah i was like, OH i'm soooo putting that up :D but otherwise with my recorder thing it wouldn't have worked. But the msn thing worked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyHow about a compromise? I will whistle a nice tune for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You ... I thought you were english? You're supposed to be english.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
This is me reading from page 141 of The O'Reilly Factor for Kids.
Bill tries to be hip and with it by adding an IM section to the book, talking about Pinheads and Smart Operators. He likes to use weird abbreviations.
My favorite is YYSSLIBTO.
Accent changing ftw. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonYou ... I thought you were english? You're supposed to be english.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I tried to make one but it's uber static D=
I KNOW FOA, HE SENT ME THE FILE AND I WAS LIKE "HUXLEY WHAT HAPPENED STOP MAKING YOURSELF SOUND AMERICAN!!! >=[" AND HE WAS LIKE "OMG DO I REALLY SOUND AMERICAN YAAAY <3" AND I WAS LIKE "THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOUR NORMAL ACCENT SOUNDS SO CUTE RAWRDFJJDJGF!!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonDeal.Quote:
Originally Posted by BunnyHow about a compromise? I will whistle a nice tune for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You ... I thought you were english? You're supposed to be english.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
>=[[[ It's not fair. His normal accent is cuuuute, it's Irish and American mixed. :3 But he's a BSSDH and can change his accent on whim and wants to sound BORING.
Only a swiss army knife with multiple sharp attachments, but I will only go so far for comedy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
:(
A while back rubah showed me a video of her on YouTube reciting a speech from Macbeth. Since I said I'd record myself saying it at some point, here it is. For anyone who hoped I spoke with a proper Scouse accent, I would've tried to say it as if I were a member of my Liverpool-based family if I could.
I initially recorded myself reciting Shakespeare's Sonnet #30, but the file size was far too large.
geordie or no geordie? I have two voices!
Both Jess! BOTH! But Geordie if you had to pick one.
So far MILF is winning this thread, due to "you've probably seen me around here, being awesome", or summat like that.
Milf, I think you just turned me Gay.
A quick introduction to #eoff
Edit: Next time if ya all nice to me and ask and stuff I might call a Bingo game for ya'll :p
That Was Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
'loki wins? :D
Mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I aim to please?
I please to aim.
So yeah, this is usually where I ask this question. Who still has copies of the Introduction to EoFF recordings Bleys did? I liked those, and I tend to lose them frequently somehow. It's usually the same person who always links me to them, too. Anyone? Anyone?
See. SOME people like it. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by RyeMine.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
But yes, yours, of course :3
Edit: Baloki's male?
Yes :exdee:Quote:
Originally Posted by DyslexiconThat Was Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
WHAT YOU ARE THE WORST JUDGE OF GENDER EVER. >=[Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Oh my god. You know I'm a girl, right!? >=[
I used to think Baloki was a guy until someone told me he was a girl! Probably YOU! >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by RyeWHAT YOU ARE THE WORST JUDGE OF GENDER EVER. >=[Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Oh my god. You know I'm a girl, right!? >=[
xD That's awesome. Not knowing Baloki was a guy.
BANDWAGON YAY!
p.s. Baloki pwns.
Nice accent ! :)
Wow mine is so boring
I own them yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!
Dear god, I sound like a man? :cry: I've always been a girl :(Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
You didn't say it was cute when I told you my height, you called me a midget!! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Yeah but you KNOW i'm ajerk.
You sound Monotone and slightly irritated.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
I love it.
SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS THINK I'M A GUY :O?
i'd do you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Yes Baloki, we think you are a guy. A furry at that.
And possibly Gay, (I loose track of which members here are gay and which ones are not)
Yes, these are all me. The fourth one is the closest to my speaking voice.
Depends on whether someone last saw a picture of Rye or Rengori.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I'm not a guy nor gay, you're seriously beginning to offend me now :oQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Thank you very much! That was the sound I was going for.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerYou sound Monotone and slightly irritated.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
I love it.
Thank you! I think your voice is nice :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Everyone's voices here seem to suit how I see them, methinks.
Ryechuuuu~
Hum, I could record something if you tell me what I'm supposed to say or sing.
Enjoy.
You made me wet. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
"There is an overwhelming amount of people who don't know what to say, when words would surely show sufficience."Quote:
Originally Posted by KoShiatar
My god, everyone here has like the hottest voice on earth. Infact, they must be too hott to be on earth so therefore I must be in heaven!!! I don't have a voice recording device (being poor n all). Maybe next time!
If people are still having trouble thinking of what to say, take turns rapping the lyrics from Baby Got Back
Quote:
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *smurf*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
(Little in the middle but she got much back)
Of couse they sound hot when they know they're being listened to by all these people! My mike is rubbish, but it was only about £8.Quote:
Originally Posted by MKusanagi
Taking turns?
Hell, if I had a mike I'd do the whole song.
I memorized it by heart.
:strut:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
How come so many people don't have a microphone? How do you pwn onyxia without a mic?
Cuz I am a rebel without a cause. Well, Scrumples, hey they can keep talking cuz I am a-loving it.
My O face...O-O-O!!! lol thought I'd throw some Office Space in.
I found a mike ^^
Enjoy my mad skills
WTF? There are no attachments.
Dang, it won't talk that file type.
Alright, converted files to MP3. Lets see if it will work now.
Ach, I can only upload one at a time due to size.
So here is me introducing myself.
The next 4 times I post will include a part of Baby Got Back.
I'll have to listen to these when I can have volume!
if only I had a mic to come on here and say*ahem*..............
NOT A BADGER
oh yeah I said it
Here are 5 parts of it.
YESQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Another 5. Only 2 more to go.
Damn File limit.
YESQuote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
YES!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, only one more file,
Enjoy
Neocracker... you are my new favorite person.
You just better hope my laptop isn't confiscated before I get another chance to record something!Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
Why did I not see that coming? :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by MKusanagi
Seriously, Lexi. How did you not see it coming? And NeoCracker... you make me laugh heartily.
omg and now you dont finish it off:eek: HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
It is finished. I just only had one more file, when I thought I had two.
And any time K person, I'm here to entertain.
That was...so horridly awesome :exdee:
I almost cried of joy
Rye, you have a very nice voice! I would do one of these but I don't have a mic. One of these days I'll get to buy a nice new computer and get rid of this ancient P.O.S.! :(
My stupid converter crapped out on me and I can't upload WMAs!
:crying2:
Milf, this one is for you.
You melt my iron facade.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
CUTE CUTE BOY LOVE <3333 MORE! :kaolove:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFYou melt my iron facade.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
YAY! ^^
:love: :love: :love: :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
:strut: :strut: :strut: :strut:
:D :D :D :D
Zomg NeoCracker I demand more! :heart:
I think its clear enough, although rye sounds like Y when I say it, almost. ;;
Warning, you may have trouble with my accent.
Ps, oompa loompa, as in the small people from the choclate factory film.
GAH. MY ACCENT IS TERRIBLE.
I made a recording, I sound ghetto. xD
I guarantee no one will understand this.
This is for Children in Need this week! :heart:
First off., Rye. You sound so tiny.
And I love you Too Mullet.
And Smitten, you want more Neo?
You are awesome. xD
And Mike needs to turn up his mic volume. =[ *bothers him over MSN and EoFF*
I shall now recall the story of how I met Mr. Milf.
YouTube - EoFF Lola
Epic win. You're my new friend now, okay?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I was moved to tears. :cry:
My converter isn't working, but luckily I have a geocities account!
http://www.geocities.com/limabean053
The last two are for leader of mortals :p
You kids. You make me lol. Have fun ;D
I tried to make ed record his voice this weekend while he was here and then post it under my name to prove that I'm really a man :p Unfortunately my recording device is crap.
I'm so ;___; though, I work as a caller person and I call people about mortgages~ I called this guy last week and was going into my spheal going "blah blah interest rates" etc, and then he goes, "What are you, 12?" I was like "No! ;____; I'm 20!" I get that so much. xD
I don't understand ; ;
:lol: :kaohappy2 I need to get a mic to show how awesome my awesomeness of teh cool voice is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Oh babi speak Estonian 2 me. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
And yes, it is a lollypop and not something else. Shut up, I hate you.
I had another one with my normal voice but it was about 10KB over the limit. :-\
I'm almost tempted to subject you guys to me singing too....:eek:
once again with flair, the other was kind of quiet and the head set was used this time.
At least someone did!Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
yes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Yes! Sing the Blue Badger theme!Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortalsyes!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
La la la la la-la la la laaaa....
I was thinking actual music...but unless I sing hushed, it sounds horrible cause my mic pics up all the breath.
see actual music... about an actual badger:eek: :D :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
I'm almost a week late, but whatever. :p
About the "DORAGONINSUTOORU!" clip, my voice breaks at the end because my mom was asleep downstairs when I did it so I had to do volume control.
The first clip almost sounds like my real voice except in real life I sound a little more like Ben Stein. :D
I'm guessing none of you would believe me if I told you I'm actually a mute.
Because here in my room, I'm better then you, and I know it. My mic isn't the best but these recordings don't go for long heh.
You want to hear my voice? Ask me nicely on MSN.
Hmm interested in my voice eh?
Click here.
Then you press the little play thing. XD I sound pretty radical.
Oh great, advertise us to all your little friends why don't you?
Can you imagine the Newb influx we will have now?
Smooth move anacacia, smooth.
>_>Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
I had no other voice recording thing, and had to use that.
What is so bad about newbs anyway? I doubt anyone who doesn't like FF would come on here anyway. :/
I did.