What are some good conversation starters?
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What are some good conversation starters?
What's your sign?
also,
You're standing on my neck.
How you doin'?
Oh and "those are some tig old bitties!" people always find that funny.
Nice shoes.
Hello.
So.......no wedding ring I see?
I like Big Butts, I think we'd get along.
You have beautiful feet.
So, how about that weather?
The conversation killer is when it gets answered!
Hello, I am a member of Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, please marry me.
So whats your opinion on the upcoming state election?
"I once killed a guy with a spear"
I lol'd
My convo startes are usually related to bitching or complaining.
Common enemy is a great way to form an alliance :)
I always start by asking something really personal and awkward. Ask Rye, she has been subject to many of these.
Tell her about your post count, and that you play the electric guitar.
You'll be having sex by the end of the day if you follow this strategy.
Oh smurf! My balls itch!
'Hi.'
Hey, you alright?
It usually goes from there. I'm pretty smurfing awful at making conversation so I hope that the other person is good, because once I'm in full swing I can talk for hours but otherwise I'll talk for like 2 minutes and shut up. :jess:
Hey, you probably don't remember me, but you gave me gonhorrea last night.
"What are some good conversation starters?"
Hey, I'm Paul.
no wait, thats a conversation killer :eek:
GET IN THE BUS RIGHT SMURFING NOW
works every time.
Any standard method of greeting, such as "hi", "hello", or "smurf me now"
I have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle watch. That usually gets 'em going. Michaelangelo FTW.
I usually compliment them and say "Oh, I like your top/hair/whatever" and smile. See, I'M NICE ^_^
"So the Doctor said it's highly contagious, but what does he know?"
That was implied ;)
I see that you're thinking ahead.
I'm Hardgay *spin* woooo!!!!