Watch this and see why
Tough and skilled aren't they?
So the question is, who here does any martial arts?
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Watch this and see why
Tough and skilled aren't they?
So the question is, who here does any martial arts?
With karate I'll kick your ass.
Here to Tienanmen Square?Quote:
Originally Posted by enano
i used to do karate...:( but i dont any more since down here it sucks and theres no where to do it (oh lets all have a good giggle about "where to do it" i did XD)
that was freakin hilarious! I haven't done any stand-up fighting, but I had some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu a long time ago.
I did karate when I was younger and I also did kickboxing for a while. :jess:
I misread that as kiss ya ass and I was wondering when SammieBabe got back :(
Put yo ass down on the floor before I Kung Fu yo ass.
I'm taking a Chinese boxing class but it's sort of a joke :p
I took Shorin Ryu karate and Eagle Claw kung fu briefly before. Not long enough to learn anything useful really.
kickboxing for 8 years. A friend tried to teach me some basic karate recently and it was so boring i gave up after a week.
I used to take kung fu for about 6 years. I still remember every form, even my first and favorite The Shaolin dragon form.
It's funny how alot of chinese martial arts stereotypes are so true. xD
I remember the first time sensei told us we have to make noises while punching for both chi and air-breathing balance.
i remember karate. i was 1 day away from my green belt before i moved. and tenacious d will kick your hairy @$$ yayea
You broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant HartmanHere to Tienanmen Square?Quote:
Originally Posted by enano
It's 'pull out all your pubic hair' actually. Never misquote the D! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A NameYou broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant HartmanHere to Tienanmen Square?Quote:
Originally Posted by enano
Never done any karate or self-defense class, but I know some people who have; someone I know is even qualified to teach it. Although now they've both put it on the backburner now. Shame. :(
When i was in karate i beat up a kid who was half my size for my white belt. But revenge is a b**ch. He challenged me to a rematch and i was pwned. I then surrendered my belt and walked out of the dojo w/ my head down trying to hide the tears back...
personaly i think karate is stupid beacause if you fight that way you leave way to many openings and i kick yo ass if you even think about touching me kQuote:
Originally Posted by enano
Lowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by stalpho slayerpersonaly i think karate is stupid beacause if you fight that way you leave way to many openings and i kick yo ass if you even think about touching me kQuote:
Originally Posted by enano
I forgot to mention, when I was younger I got to a Green Belt in some karate thing I used to do. Forget the name though.
Going to have to agree with Slayer...karate is pretty useless other then teaching kids important lessons early in life. MMA is where it is at for practical needs and most entertaining
Any Martial Art can be scary, even Karate.
Though I'm interested in learning Capaeira (sp?) some day. Maybe some Tai Chi and Jujutsu.
Of Course a bit of Kick Boxing could be fun.
I took Tae Kwon Do and Karate for a while, and learned how to use the Katana quite well.
I also self-taught (through books and videos, etc) myself how to use Tai Chi sword.
I took Karate for years. Until I broke my palm. After recovery I just stopped going back to Karate.
You Mother F***er!! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by TallulahIt's 'pull out all your pubic hair' actually. Never misquote the D! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A NameYou broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant HartmanHere to Tienanmen Square?Quote:
Originally Posted by enano
im sorry, I was having an off day
I have done boxing, jujitsu and tai chi in that order for a while.
I still kick ass, though no longer practice.
I took judo a few years ago, but then we moved away and I had to stop.
Ya know, the world could always use more D.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A NameYou Mother F***er!! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by TallulahIt's 'pull out all your pubic hair' actually. Never misquote the D! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by I Don't Need A NameYou broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant HartmanHere to Tienanmen Square?Quote:
Originally Posted by enano
im sorry, I was having an off day
I once took a lesson of martial arts, but we were all bowing on a floor many many shoeless and sockless people had walked upon recently. That turned me off.