I have no pants

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12-09-2007, 12:31 PM
Madame Adequate

I have no pants

I just woke up this morning and they were all gone. Please advise.
12-09-2007, 12:33 PM
boris no no

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.
12-09-2007, 12:41 PM
Cz

I fail to see what the problem is. :confused:
12-09-2007, 12:41 PM
Quindiana Jones

Haha. I got drunk once and woke up in my bed without pants. I hadn't the foggiest where they'd got off to.
12-09-2007, 12:44 PM
Aerith's Knight

shame about your wallet though
12-09-2007, 12:49 PM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

My pants are already too sticky..

wait what?
12-09-2007, 12:53 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

shame about your wallet though

My wallet's still fine. I don't keep things in my pockets overnight, because I had exactly this concern.
12-09-2007, 01:30 PM
Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.
12-09-2007, 01:42 PM
smittenkitten

I really needed to know these things. :eep:
12-09-2007, 01:53 PM
Rye

I took them. :shifty:
12-09-2007, 03:39 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.

Done. How does this help find my pants?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I took them. :shifty:

This does not surprise me. Can I have them back? xD
12-09-2007, 03:42 PM
Raebus

In soviet Russia, pants wear you.
12-09-2007, 04:05 PM
demondude

Pics plz.
12-09-2007, 04:11 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.

Done. How does this help find my pants?

Who said anything about finding pants
12-09-2007, 04:12 PM
KoShiatar

Wear a skirt.
12-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoShiatar

Wear a skirt.

Oh, I already am. It's all I could find.
12-09-2007, 05:18 PM
Quindiana Jones

Is it Rye's skirt?
12-09-2007, 05:24 PM
Lawr

It was mine... :(
12-09-2007, 05:41 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Is it Rye's skirt?

Hahaha, he wishes. xD
12-09-2007, 05:44 PM
Madame Adequate

I wove it myself from nettles and hemp :mad2:
12-09-2007, 05:45 PM
Rye

What are you, Salad Fingers? xD
12-09-2007, 05:48 PM
Madame Adequate

I am an ingenious cloth weaver.
12-09-2007, 05:49 PM
Raebus

Can you weave clothes out of thin air? HM?

If not, I win this round. :cool:
12-09-2007, 05:52 PM
Madame Adequate

No, but I can shave your quiff and weave clothes from that :nonono:
12-09-2007, 05:54 PM
Raebus

I can shave your so called "beard", for no reason at all. :cool:
12-09-2007, 06:10 PM
Rengori

Rye, you don't have to literally "wear the pants" in the relationship.
12-09-2007, 06:12 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raebus

I can shave your so called "beard", for no reason at all. :cool:

Yeah good luck with that, even if your 12 year old stature could reach, you don't have the tools needed to slice through my manly face hair. It can be cut only by unobtanium.
12-09-2007, 06:15 PM
escobert

You can have a pair of my pants if you need them! :bigsmile:
12-09-2007, 06:22 PM
drotato

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^
12-09-2007, 06:25 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikkiNuerotic

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

Yes, because they'll hire me without pants.
12-09-2007, 06:29 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikkiNuerotic

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

Yes, because they'll hire me without pants.

Male stripper?
12-09-2007, 06:33 PM
rubah

wash them, you lazy.
12-09-2007, 07:15 PM
fire_of_avalon

Join a nudist colony.
12-09-2007, 07:36 PM
I Took the Red Pill

Come over to my place.
12-09-2007, 09:16 PM
Heath

Yet again I see that the hardships of the common people are overlooked in favour of special cases. Screw Children in Need, we should donate money to buy you pants!
12-09-2007, 10:12 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikkiNuerotic

Oh gosh. Dx
I'm sorry to hear that.
I advise you get a job and go buy more when given the money. ^^

Yes, because they'll hire me without pants.

I :heart: u.
12-09-2007, 10:17 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

wash them, you lazy.

I imagine that I *WILL* wash them, should I ever *FIND* them. Who knows where they've been?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heath

Yet again I see that the hardships of the common people are overlooked in favour of special cases. Screw Children in Need, we should donate money to buy you pants!

Hey, MILF in Need is an important cause as well!
12-09-2007, 10:26 PM
Luther X-Rated

Borrow a pair of pants from somebody in your family. I borrowed a pair of pants and an under shirt from my Grandfather right out of the dirty clothes hamper.
12-09-2007, 10:27 PM
Chimp

I'll let you get in mine~

<3
12-09-2007, 10:27 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luther X-Rated

Borrow a pair of pants from somebody in your family. I borrowed a pair of pants and an under shirt from my Grandfather right out of the dirty clothes hamper.

You disgust me.
12-09-2007, 10:32 PM
Rye

Do you at least have a robe and wizard hat to keep you clothed until you find your pants?
12-09-2007, 10:44 PM
ScottNUMBERS

I hope you mean english pants as opposed to what americans think pants are

I've noticed that Bunny character is usually floating around any thread with Milf in but it seems he's no where to be seen as it stands.

Milf's pants and Bunny both missing = coincidence?
12-09-2007, 10:53 PM
Luther X-Rated

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luther X-Rated

Borrow a pair of pants from somebody in your family. I borrowed a pair of pants and an under shirt from my Grandfather right out of the dirty clothes hamper.

You disgust me.

Oh! How nice of you to think that, I'm flattered :D
12-09-2007, 11:05 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS

I've noticed that Bunny character is usually floating around any thread with Milf in but it seems he's no where to be seen as it stands.

Milf's pants and Bunny both missing = coincidence?

!
12-09-2007, 11:06 PM
Jess

Bunny must pay for his crimes!
12-09-2007, 11:11 PM
ScottNUMBERS

Yeah
12-09-2007, 11:25 PM
Jess

Perfect.
12-10-2007, 02:28 AM
Aerith's Knight

maybe the root of his problem isnt in the missing pants.. but that he feels the need to wear any :)
12-10-2007, 02:31 AM
Jojee

I have this problem all the time :p I feel your pain, man.
12-10-2007, 02:32 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS

Yeah

This is delicious.
12-10-2007, 02:45 AM
Giga Guess

Yay gratuitous nudity!

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