I'm EoFF's Secret Character!!

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12-21-2007, 03:46 AM
Evastio

I'm EoFF's Secret Character!!

Anyways, as I was looking at that EoFF Members Picture Thread I noticed how many of you put pictures of yourselves in that thread. I was almost tempted to do the same but I managed to control myself. After all, I don't want to ruin all the secrecy about me by putting up information about me in my profile. Thinking about that made me realize how secretive of a person I am compared to most members here. In a way, that made me feel like EoFF's secret character!! You know, how everything about me is all shrouded in mystery at first but if certain conditions are met people can "unlock" my profile.

Okay, I'll stop it with the lame jokes.

Topic: Anyways, who do you think are EoFF's secret characters? The only ones I can think of are Kawaii Ryûkishi and I since we barely reveal anything about ourselves.

How to unlock Kawaii Ryûkishi: Make more than 250 posts in the FFI-VI Forums. Afterwards Kawaii Ryûkishi will challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

How to unlock Evastio: Defeat the 100 Spammers Battle. After the 100th spammer is defeated Evastio will fly down and challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

Okay, now I'm done with the lame jokes.
12-21-2007, 03:49 AM
Roto13

I know your name. That makes me special. (Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. xP)
12-21-2007, 03:56 AM
Freya

Edzxcvbnm has been hiding his face. I hear he looks like brad pitt from the picture that had brad pitts photo over his head but I could be wrong.
12-21-2007, 03:56 AM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

How to unlock Kawaii Ryûkishi: Make more than 250 posts in the FFI-VI Forums. Afterwards Kawaii Ryûkishi will challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

FALSE!

Answer: Have boobs.
12-21-2007, 03:59 AM
Evastio

2 Attachment(s)

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Originally Posted by Roto13

I know your name. That makes me special. (Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. xP)

I know you won't. I trust you enough.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...-challenge.jpg

http://forums.eyesonff.com/attachmen...o-unlocked.jpg
12-21-2007, 04:00 AM
CimminyCricket

Do they have to be real? And do you have to be female?
12-21-2007, 04:01 AM
rubah

I had to bribe azar with porn to see his face!
12-21-2007, 04:05 AM
Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cim

Do they have to be real? And do you have to be female?

Yes the member has to be real and on EoFF. An no you don't have to be female.
12-21-2007, 04:06 AM
NeoCracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

How to unlock Kawaii Ryûkishi: Make more than 250 posts in the FFI-VI Forums. Afterwards Kawaii Ryûkishi will challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

FALSE!

Answer: Have boobs.

I thought that just made him come after you with his tentacles.
12-21-2007, 04:09 AM
CimminyCricket

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cim

Do they have to be real? And do you have to be female?

Yes the member has to be real and on EoFF. An no you don't have to be female.

I quit.
12-21-2007, 05:11 AM
Luther X-Rated

I remember I pm'd you for your location at one time.
So I guess that counts for something.
12-21-2007, 06:11 AM
41-Inches-Wide

Bunny was an EOFF secret character, but I unlocked him. His picture is now all over 4chan.
12-21-2007, 06:46 AM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

How to unlock Kawaii Ryûkishi: Make more than 250 posts in the FFI-VI Forums. Afterwards Kawaii Ryûkishi will challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

FALSE!

Answer: Have boobs.

Don't trust her! I did it and it works!!!
12-21-2007, 10:32 AM
Breine

Christmas is the secret character of EoFF.. I don't think anybody knows anything about her, or even if she's really a she.. :hat:
12-21-2007, 10:38 AM
Old Manus

I hope you aren't selling yourself short here, Evastio.
12-21-2007, 03:52 PM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breine

Christmas is the secret character of EoFF.. I don't think anybody knows anything about her, or even if she's really a she.. :hat:

She has a army of manus that she killed badies with DK and I!
12-21-2007, 04:35 PM
Madame Adequate

Psychotic is considered a top-tier character who is available from the start. Whilst his use is rarely restricting, winning tournaments or threads with him is generally not considered a great achievement.

Beating the forum with Psychotic in under 4 hours with an A+ rating unlocks Pychotic. Pychotic is a character of extreme randomness, with almost every stat and move varying thousands of times per second. To win with Pychotic takes both skill and luck, and winning a tournament with him is applauded even if the played got a devastatingly overpowered move, simply due to the gamble that had to be taken.
12-21-2007, 05:29 PM
Heath

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Beating the forum with Psychotic in under 4 hours with an A+ rating unlocks Pychotic.

what

I think the real secret character would be RSL. After all, what else could the 'RS' possibly stand for other than 'Real Secret?' The L meaning Luminary. Real Secret Luminary.
12-21-2007, 05:58 PM
Loony BoB

Anyone who has ever thought about this long and hard enough would know that this guy right here is the logical hidden unlockable character.

Kishi would probably be a starting character.

As for members who keep things about themselves secret: crono_logical, Zeromus X. How much do you know about these two, really? Exactly.
12-21-2007, 06:01 PM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Anyone who has ever thought about this long and hard enough would know that this guy right here is the logical hidden unlockable character.

Kishi would probably be a starting character.

As for members who keep things about themselves secret: crono_logical, Zeromus X. How much do you know about these two, really? Exactly.

I <3 snizz. he makes me giggle oh so often.
and yeah I don't see enough of zero and arche anymore :(!
12-21-2007, 06:02 PM
demondude

Zeromus X :D
12-21-2007, 06:05 PM
Quindiana Jones

Dude, I unlocked Evastio years ago.
12-21-2007, 06:38 PM
Linus

It's actually me.
12-21-2007, 06:45 PM
Tavrobel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linus

It's actually me.

I thought to get you we had to die a couple of times?
12-21-2007, 06:48 PM
Selena_Akariko

How about me? Am I secret or what? :D

:save: Selena
12-21-2007, 06:48 PM
Linus

No, you just have to buy my account on eBay. Currently sitting at about $300, but there's still time to bid!
12-21-2007, 06:50 PM
Selena_Akariko

:eek: I've never had that much money in my life. :eek:

:save: Selena
12-21-2007, 11:03 PM
Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

How to unlock Kawaii Ryûkishi: Make more than 250 posts in the FFI-VI Forums. Afterwards Kawaii Ryûkishi will challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

FALSE!

Answer: Have boobs.

Don't trust her! I did it and it works!!!

Don't worry. I caught Yamaneko making 250 FFI-VI posts for her. She's just claiming that that's the way to unlock him because she never had to do it herself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

Zeromus X :D

Zeromus X has been revealing quite a bit about himself lately. But I guess he's still hiding enough about himself to be considered a secret character.

How to unlock Zeromus X: Play Adventure Mode and set it to Normal or higher. If you went through the game and defeated Zeromus under 30 minutes without continuing he will transform into Zeromus X. Defeat him again and he will become playable.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harle-Quin

Dude, I unlocked Evastio years ago.

You sure it was Evastio and not Eva Steeyo my cousin's older sister's father's brother's only son's aunt's younger niece? It's an easy mistake to make if you chose the 10 Spammers Battle instead of the 100 Spammers Battle.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selena_Akariko

How about me? Am I secret or what? :D

It's hard to tell. Let's just say you're a secret character.

How to unlock Selena_Akariko: During Adventure Mode (regardless of which character or difficulty you pick) be sure to pick up three or more heart containers before they fall on the ground and become dirty. After you defeat the game she'll appear because of you pure-heartedness. She'll join you without having to battle her.
12-22-2007, 12:04 AM
snacks

I'm not really secret, however I came halfway through the first chapter of the game and you have to do a bunch of special things to get me.

It's not really that difficult, just get a Game Genie.
12-22-2007, 12:21 AM
Rye

Jaffar is the ultimate secret character. :kaoclove:
12-22-2007, 12:22 AM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Jaffar is the ultimate secret character. :kaoclove:

Times like this remind me why I love you.
12-22-2007, 01:12 AM
Aerith's Knight

and me?

Secret character rubah: defeat the last three bosses in 5 minutes or less, while using materia only. rubah will appear to you in the next new game saying she admires your magic/materia. She will join you without battle when correctly answering three questions about magic/materia. Has been known to scowl in mid-battle, inducing Sadness status.

Unlocking secret character smittenkitten: find all 143 kittens throughout the game. She will appear before you and after battling her for 2 minutes the cats will jump before you and she will join you.
12-22-2007, 01:15 AM
Dolentrean

Unlocking Aerith's Knight: Manage to defend Aerith for 20 minutes with any charecter on survivor mode. Once compleated Aerith's Knight will come to your aid, mangage to survive for 10 more minutes and he will become available on your Charecter Roster.
12-22-2007, 01:18 AM
Aerith's Knight

yaaaay.. im a character :)
12-22-2007, 01:25 AM
Vikeve

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

How to unlock Evastio: Defeat the 100 Spammers Battle. After the 100th spammer is defeated Evastio will fly down and challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

I unlocked evastio. It wasn't hard.:)

But has anyone unlocked me? No.
12-22-2007, 01:57 AM
Psychokitty

What game are y'all talking about? Is there a EoFF video game? Where is it? Would I be a secret Character? Wait, I probibly wouldn't be. I'm probibly the most REVEALING person and/or character on EoFF.
12-22-2007, 05:43 PM
Selena_Akariko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selena_Akariko

How about me? Am I secret or what? :D

It's hard to tell. Let's just say you're a secret character.

How to unlock Selena_Akariko: During Adventure Mode (regardless of which character or difficulty you pick) be sure to pick up three or more heart containers before they fall on the ground and become dirty. After you defeat the game she'll appear because of you pure-heartedness. She'll join you without having to battle her.

Yay! I'm a secret charachter! Yay!!! :kaocheer:

And the describtion how to unlock me is awsome :D Fits perfectly.

Thanks, Evastio!

:save: Selena
12-23-2007, 12:39 AM
The Unknown Guru

My name lends itself to secrecy rather well. Also, how many pictures have you seen of me on these boards?
12-23-2007, 12:55 AM
Psychokitty

But what about me? What would I be? WHAT WOULD I BE!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
12-23-2007, 01:14 AM
rubah

Or me?
12-23-2007, 01:17 AM
Psychokitty

Me first!!! I've asked more!
12-23-2007, 01:34 AM
scrumpleberry

Psychokitty, you'd be a starter character.

For demondude55: Get the special item Cat Macro, which spawns randomly in the first few stages of the game. He will battle you at once to gain it. Use it like a bullfighter's cloak.

rubah: Is so super awesome she's only avaliable to get at a developer event. Her code is delivered to you by ninjas, carrying buttercups.

I think TEAM: Christmas and Old Manus would be delivered in much the same way, but by little pupus carrying lightsabers.

Vikeve: Survive pelican attack mode for more than an hour. Pelican attack mode is unlocked by being super polite to your fellow players, and spending your precious usernotes randomly. This may be a challenge for less patient players.

What about meee?
12-23-2007, 01:45 AM
Aerith's Knight

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

Or me?

i did you already.. you just had to ask for another one didnt ya? :)
12-23-2007, 10:23 AM
Randgris

This thread is a combination of amusing and weird

Psychokitty: Unlock Psychokitty by defeating the the 12 ghosts x times where x is the number of ciddies you have. If you have ten or less ciddies, you will have to fight Psychokitty in less than 2 minutes or she'll be unlockable forever.

scrumpleberry: Unlock scrumpleberry by cornering Jack Frost and Jack the Reaper in the abandoned hospital. Take the Frost's snowy breath to hold the Reaper's scythe. Use the scythe to break the invisible wall behind the hospital. scrumpleberry will come aout and throw 1,000,000 needles at you. If you are unable to dodge or collect 10% of the needles she'll be unlockable forever.

I know it sounds uber silly. I'm bad at this. :eep:
12-23-2007, 03:01 PM
demondude

Scrumpleberry I like your description of me it really shows off my manly bull power and fondness of kitty pictures.
12-24-2007, 12:01 AM
Proxy

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA Start
unlocked.
12-24-2007, 12:15 AM
Psychokitty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randgris

This thread is a combination of amusing and weird

Psychokitty: Unlock Psychokitty by defeating the the 12 ghosts x times where x is the number of ciddies you have. If you have ten or less ciddies, you will have to fight Psychokitty in less than 2 minutes or she'll be unlockable forever.

scrumpleberry: Unlock scrumpleberry by cornering Jack Frost and Jack the Reaper in the abandoned hospital. Take the Frost's snowy breath to hold the Reaper's scythe. Use the scythe to break the invisible wall behind the hospital. scrumpleberry will come aout and throw 1,000,000 needles at you. If you are unable to dodge or collect 10% of the needles she'll be unlockable forever.

I know it sounds uber silly. I'm bad at this. :eep:

I'm a guy. :rolleyes2 :mad2: :cool: :eek: But it's cool, I should expect that for liking both genders. :cool: :rolleyes2

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

Scrumpleberry I like your description of me it really shows off my manly bull power and fondness of kitty pictures.

:erm: :O_O: Akward. . . . But not as akward as me! :D
12-24-2007, 12:44 AM
scrumpleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

Scrumpleberry I like your description of me it really shows off my manly bull power and fondness of kitty pictures.

I thought it suited you :love:

Oh, I forgot to add: he sits down and wails like a baby after you defeat him. Hand over the macro to act as his comfort blanket, and he joins you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proxy

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA Start
unlocked.

win.

Thanks Psychokitty and Randgris! 1000 needles is awesome, I feel special.
12-24-2007, 11:06 AM
demondude

Scrumpleberry: Challenge her to a game of isketch and actually manage to find her to unlock her.

Only she knows what this means.:p
12-24-2007, 02:51 PM
scrumpleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by demondude55

Scrumpleberry: Challenge her to a game of isketch and actually manage to find her to unlock her.

Only she knows what this means.:p

Shush, you, I have a short attention span. :tongue:

I noticed that Psychokitty. Very clever. I'd never get unlocked though, noone would be bothered XD
12-25-2007, 12:22 AM
Psychokitty

Lol, I guess you can find cookies almost everywhere. In fact, probibly 14 in each mission in each chapter in each section of each level, and there are 20 levels with 5 sections each with each section having 10 chapters and each chapter having 15 missions. That would be 210,000 cookies per story and there would be 40 stories and you would have some cookies to eat when your finished, and 1 cookie will give you 14,830 experience points. And I did all that math on a peice of paper. :D Of couse, I also rounded abit, because naturaly, it wouldn't be an even number, it would be 39.5-------- and so on, and so on. :D Yet that would be a very hard game to beat, so each story would take an average of 2 hours to beat, so the game would take about 80 hours to beat, but it would be very easy.

Oh, and what did Demondude mean? I'm just curious. Did you challange him to an online game and never show up? If thats what it was, then good job on making his/her life miserable Scrumpleberry, Good job! :thumb: :up: :bgl: :thumb: :bgl: :up:
12-28-2007, 03:41 AM
Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selena_Akariko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selena_Akariko

How about me? Am I secret or what? :D

It's hard to tell. Let's just say you're a secret character.

How to unlock Selena_Akariko: During Adventure Mode (regardless of which character or difficulty you pick) be sure to pick up three or more heart containers before they fall on the ground and become dirty. After you defeat the game she'll appear because of you pure-heartedness. She'll join you without having to battle her.

Yay! I'm a secret character! Yay!!! :kaocheer:

And the description how to unlock me is awesome :D Fits perfectly.

Thanks, Evastio!

:save: Selena

You're welcome. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vikeve

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evastio

How to unlock Evastio: Defeat the 100 Spammers Battle. After the 100th spammer is defeated Evastio will fly down and challenge you. Defeat him and he'll become available on your character roster.

I unlocked evastio. It wasn't hard.:)

But has anyone unlocked me? No.

Well I must say I'm impre... (notices the 3 on "Evastio's" hands)

Oh no. You must have defeated the 1000 Spammers Battle and not the 100 Spammers Battle and unlocked Evastrio instead. You probably defeated multiple Spammers simultaneously after you defeated your 99th one. Well, you've got me times three so it isn't all bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proxy

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA Start
unlocked.

Wait... You pressed Left Right Left Right and not L R L R which is the proper code. That means you did the suicide code!! We're all going to die!! (Ship blows up)
12-28-2007, 04:12 AM
I Took the Red Pill

Evastio was such a terrible fighter that I purposely removed my memory card during the "Don't Remove Memory Card or Turn Off the Power" message so as to corrupt my game and lose him forever.
12-28-2007, 04:14 AM
Evastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill

Evastio was such a terrible fighter that I purposely removed my memory card during the "Don't Remove Memory Card or Turn Off the Power" message so as to corrupt my game and lose him forever.

(Inspects I Took the Red Pill's controller)

No wonder you thought I was a bad fighter!! Your A button is broken!!
12-30-2007, 09:01 PM
Psychokitty

He has an A button??!! I want one!!! All I have is the crummy b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z buttons!!!!!! I WANT AN A BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12-31-2007, 02:44 AM
Goldenboko

Devil Man.
12-31-2007, 08:07 PM
Psychokitty

Wha? Why do you say that and to whom, Goldenboko?
12-31-2007, 08:14 PM
Lawr

I gots ur protaguniest rite her
12-31-2007, 08:19 PM
Psychokitty

WTF!? You misspelled "protagonist," Sagensyg. And your not a redneck/hilbilly countryperson from southern Texas and grew up in 'Coon Country while living on a farn and inside of a barn.
12-31-2007, 08:40 PM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychokitty

Wha? Why do you say that and to whom, Goldenboko?

Clearly I was implying that Devil Man is EoFF's Secret Character.
12-31-2007, 08:40 PM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Devil Man.

Yes secret. :shifty:
12-31-2007, 08:43 PM
Lawr

Quote:

WTF!? You misspelled "protagonist," Sagensyg. And your not a redneck/hilbilly countryperson from southern Texas and grew up in 'Coon Country while living on a farn and inside of a barn.

Yeah what was I thinking. :rolleyes2
12-31-2007, 08:44 PM
Psychokitty

Oh, I thought you were calling someone a Devil. Who's Devil Man?
12-31-2007, 08:45 PM
demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychokitty

Oh, I thought you were calling someone a Devil. Who's Devil Man?

A secret character.
12-31-2007, 09:08 PM
Goldenboko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demondude

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Devil Man.

Yes secret. :shifty:

How Ironic you would post about it.

All you have to do is beat the game, 100 times with demondude55, which turns him into Demondude, then beat it 100 times with Demondude which turns him into Demon Dude, then beat it 100 Times with Demon Dude to turn him into Devil Dude, then beat it 100 times with Devil Dude turning him into Devil Man. :D
01-01-2008, 12:35 AM
Lawr

Sagensyg wants to know if Devil Man's attacks focus on third person points of view.
01-01-2008, 02:56 PM
Psychokitty

I thought it turned him into Devil Dork, and then into Devil Girl.
01-01-2008, 04:48 PM
DK

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Jaffar is the ultimate secret character. :kaoclove:

Times like this remind me why I love you.

Then you remember that she forgot who he was and had to be reminded and realise times like this remind you why you want to set fire to her. :mad2:
01-01-2008, 04:53 PM
Rye

Nooooo, I didn't forget himmm! I just forgot that he was called Jaffar. I kept thinking his name was Aladdin. :kaocry2:
01-02-2008, 12:18 AM
NeoCracker

Jaffar was sexy stuff.
I miss him. :(

I've been trying, but I can't seem to unlock Trumpet Thiefs Fourth personality.

I've got Jr., Albedo, the Trowa (I think thats what it was), but I can't get that fourth.
01-02-2008, 06:48 PM
Psychokitty

Yet, is there a EoFF videogame? Where is it at?????
01-02-2008, 09:47 PM
Chemical

Kawaii Ryukishi is the Carmen Sandiago of EoFF.
01-02-2008, 09:51 PM
No.78

Can I be the character with random styles?
01-03-2008, 12:08 AM
Marshall Banana

You only have to buy one of these. Cute Dragon Knights go crazy for 'em.
01-03-2008, 09:37 PM
Psychokitty

At least I act Randomly, so does that make me a secret character?
01-03-2008, 09:43 PM
leader of mortals

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshall banana

You only have to buy one of these. Cute Dragon Knights go crazy for 'em.

ahhhhh erase that link before rye comes!!!!!!!
01-03-2008, 10:27 PM
Psychokitty

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
01-03-2008, 10:36 PM
leader of mortals

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychokitty

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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