I want the most replies not 0 replies plz im Jack Meoffer I'm very good at what I do but I am very expensive.
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I want the most replies not 0 replies plz im Jack Meoffer I'm very good at what I do but I am very expensive.
What do you do and how much do you charge for it?
If it's "making threads that are topicless and lack a point" then I think we may have gotten away with paying for this 'un.
welcome to eyes on final fantasy!
How about you reply to my thread? (I italicised certain words for emphasis!)
Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy, Jack Meoffer. :)
I'm laughing on the insideQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Look, he's as funny as Psychotic!
Welcome to the Fora.
Try to stick around, and don't forget to enjoy yourself.
Win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack MeofferI'm laughing on the insideQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Jack Meower, welcome to Eyes on FF. I am willing to contribute to a fund if it's for a good cause (ie it is to my benefit).
First usernote.
Hello Jack. Me offer love you long time.
Traitor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
You're alright!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Meoffer
Between the name Jack and your lovely mustache, I think I want to be your slave!
Something is amiss here
I've got a lotta love to give, doll. And by love, I also mean semen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergeant HartmanTraitor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
You can't make me, I'll do what I want!
Welcome to EoFF:beer:
OH I GET IT IT'S ABOUT MASTURBATION
Also, welcome. You'll fit in here just fine. :cookie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
I never got it, I just never understood what the joke was. . . .
Hi there and what not, other generic greetings.
From here on in, you will have a doomed existance......
Oh and welcome by the way :)
Oh, I justdescovered the joke, lollolololoooolloolllllol. . . .
Oh, and James Leopold, I already told Jack that he came to his doom by joining EoFF in his usernotes.
You have userped my role of doombringer....and in such an amazing way......smurf
:cool: :) :D
um welcome.
Get back to work, Jack. You're not getting paid to loaf around. :cat:
I'll have to charge you extra, actually. I'm a very important hermaphrodite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Creepy... in a strange sort of... Rocky Horror kind of way...
Being a VIP does not give you license to loaf. It gives you license to set an example for the rest of the peons. :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack MeofferI'll have to charge you extra, actually. I'm a very important hermaphrodite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
When you're the transsexual look a-like of Paris Hilton you can do whatever the hell you want in my opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeezaBeing a VIP does not give you license to loaf. It gives you license to set an example for the rest of the peons. :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack MeofferI'll have to charge you extra, actually. I'm a very important hermaphrodite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
I move we ban Psycotic and replace him with Jack.
I mean now that a superior version has arisen, keeping Psy around wouldn't be very humane, the poor guy.
There is one member superior to me, and you wish to see me banned. There are 23,282 members superior to NeoCracker. So, uh, the hell do you propose we do with you, exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
moar jack/leeza banter plz. welcome jack.
Well, Psy, you keep me around for I don't have a replacent that is better than me.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticThere is one member superior to me, and you wish to see me banned. There are 23,282 members superior to NeoCracker. So, uh, the hell do you propose we do with you, exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
True, there are notable amounts superior, but no one can replace the nipples.
Essentially I"m to be kept around for novelty.
Oh SNAPS! XD!Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticThere is one member superior to me, and you wish to see me banned. There are 23,282 members superior to NeoCracker. So, uh, the hell do you propose we do with you, exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
That one person psy mentioned is Hsu, obviously.
You mean I've overtaken Azar in the rubah standings? Wow, almost at the top of the ladder now! Hubba hubba!
You still need to beat me. Oh wait, you can't (No punchline).
Well you're quite different. :p
Oh, there's a punchline alright, champ.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Meoffer
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...iigtrouble.jpg
Budum, tish.