Which EoFF member do you think would be most amusing to watch try to pick up hotties and why?
I'd have to say Yamaneko. With his negative attitude it'd be really funny seeing him try to get the girls' attention.
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Which EoFF member do you think would be most amusing to watch try to pick up hotties and why?
I'd have to say Yamaneko. With his negative attitude it'd be really funny seeing him try to get the girls' attention.
Jaffar, because it'd be so humorous seeing him pick up every girl in the entire bar with his supreme charisma and watch them all fight for his glory, HA HA HA HA HA!
Aerith's Knight, fighting back the tears.
me... i get a chuckle just thinking about how i might screw up next
Moommmmm, stop combing my hair like that, it hurts. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Wrong member. :shifty:
TyphoonThaReapa.
Typhoon: "A'yo shortie, let's get it on!"
Girl: *smack*
Rye, sure it would be easy for her, but... hell you know you wanna see it to!
heath.
Scouser debonaire vs. girls.
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Squally Leonharty, definitely. Some of his lines are so legendary. His accent would make it so incredibly amusing (provided that this is happening in the UK, where his accent would actually be noticeable).
The best thing is that he gets the girl in the end. Smooth bastard. xD
All he need to do is walk up to a girl and say "Industrial train station." and he's set. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Anyone who uses the chloroform rag line
With his pimp hat, for sure. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
What the? You dont even know me.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeMoommmmm, stop combing my hair like that, it hurts. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Au contraire
ah yes.. youve known me a full 3 months.. over internet.. yes I see the insight into my life it must give you.
and if you didnt get that.. that was sarcasm.
I bet AK's sarcasm gets him all the ladies, or a slap. The slap choice would be funnier to imagine.
AK chill out. This whole thread is just silliness. Nobody means anything by it.
idk who I'd like to see fail at picking up the hotties. I think most of you would cry and make an EoEO thread about it then I'd have to go stop people from picking on you even though I really want to laugh. Plz don't try to pick up the hotties.
A'yo, I wouldn't do it like that!!!:mad2:...:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I'd back you to pick up any woman you wanted, TTR. I got faith in a brotha'. Word.
word to your two mommas
I'd like to see Bert's game actually. I don't know enough about him so this may actually not be as comical as I'd like =o
I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
*laughs* I totally agree, seconded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I agree with this too, it's actually kind of funny; when I read the first post I thought of TTR right off the bat. (no offence intended) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God*laughs* I totally agree, seconded.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
It'd also be funny seeing Bert pick up girls in his devil costume using his "Let me be the gatekeeper to your portals of joy!!!" line.
I would like to see Rantzien tackling a pink-clad sperm whale, however on the subject of girls I am not so sure.
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Originally Posted by Evastio
Raebus. Not only would Shauna kill him, but it would just be amusing to watch. I can just imagine him going to a girl and saying 'how you doin' :jokey:?' xD
I'm sure Raebus would light a fire in the loins of many women if he wasn't already tied down. :hot:
Now there's an idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
I'd like to see what kinda tricks Psychotic has up his sleeve! Although I'm sure I'm my own MILF could do wonders with those eyebrows of his.
MILF made me faint from 500 yards with those eyebrows.
I'd like to see VTG. Chicks would dig his rebellious attitude. They'd be all "oh hi, nice shirt." and he'd go "Yeah. Cheers." and play hard to get. The girls would then proceed to weep, but not out of their eyes, and VTG would get repeatedly laid.
In the morning, he'd turn over with a smug grin on his face, and then leap out of bed screaming "WHAT THE HELL, DAN???" because he is on first name terms with Spoony BarD, who had "seduced" him with rohypnol.
BarD would be all "Come on, maaan! You enjoyed it as much as I did!", to which VTG would concede defeat, and they would make love again. During this love-making session, smittenkitten would walk in and drop to her knees, crying "Oh God....I thought he was over this...." repeatedly into her hands. BarD would hear her, feel guilty, rush over to her and comfort her. She'd realise that she was totally smitten again, and would accept when BarD suggested a threesome.
Little did they know, but Rantzien was sitting on a rooftop across the ravine, video taping the whole thing with his super duper video zoom thing. After the whole thing had finished and the three lovers were showering (together of course), Rantzien would leap down to the nearest porn manufacturers (Roto13's Jolly Minstrels Inc.) and sell the video for £96,025.63. He then would buy a new car and use it to impress me.
Roto13 would become rich from this exceptional video, and would marvel at the close-ups Rantzien had managed to achieve from a whole mile away. The video would be broadcast worldwide, and it would become un-pornoed and allowed onto daytime television every Wednesday at 13.00, on ITV1, thus replacing Loose Women. The show would be called "Loose Woman", and people would tune in just to see BarD's incredible sex skills .The video would be shown in sex ed. classes everywhere, and would get to No. 1 in the Download, Album, and Singles Charts for 3 years.
However, Spoony BarD, smittenkitten, and VTG would get no money whatsoever. All they would gain from this is everlasting love and eternal happiness. Until VTG realises Spoony BarD is staff. Then he would kill him, and smittenkitten would spend the next 4 years trying to find a replacement. This replacement would come in the form of Alive-Man but that, my friends, is a completely different story.
It would be really, really funny to watch me try to pick up chicks. I've actually tried once. It didn't end well.
Same here, Guru. I'd probably get all awkward and nervous... then start hyperventilating, and pass out... =P
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Originally Posted by The Unknown Guru
Oh, I like this plan! It involves homorape AND large amounts of money for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
The poor souls :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
:lol: I laughed so hard at this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
You just made my day Quinny, that was hilarious. But I'll have you know, I don't have threesomes with married couples (I'm not one to invade upon the sanctity of marriages even with willing participants), and I'm not bi, I'm straight.
I'm fairly certain he's well aware that we're both straight. Danielle and I are by no means married, either. xD
Yes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
no choice now BoB :).. you'll have to suck it up and propose, seeing as everyone already thinks your married. This and the secret love child of course ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodYes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I actually see that happening. xD
@peter20
I feel badly for making fun of the poor guy, but this made me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Love child? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knightno choice now BoB :).. you'll have to suck it up and propose, seeing as everyone already thinks your married. This and the secret love child of course ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodYes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
secret love child :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodLove child? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knightno choice now BoB :).. you'll have to suck it up and propose, seeing as everyone already thinks your married. This and the secret love child of course ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder GodYes, that Quin, always the kidder. I just assumed you two were married (I vaguely remember seeing a picture of both of you in formal attire) but in that case I rephrase that by stating I don't invade upon the sanctity of monogamy. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
It's not exactly secret if everyone pretty much knows now.
I'd like to watch myself try. I can't pick up my own boyfriend yet a lone anybody else.
How dare you, profiting off of my violation. *smacks face*Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13Oh, I like this plan! It involves homorape AND large amounts of money for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Hey, you were the guy who filmed it without our permission! *shakes fist*Quote:
Originally Posted by RantzienThe poor souls :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
Or just blurt out any random thought that pops into his head.
By God, I truly am amazing sometimes.
ITT social outcasts
That's why I snatched him up as soon as I could! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by DK