I do enjoy a good sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly is a particular favourite of mine in fact.
How do you like your P&J sandwichs?
Do you put on the Jelly or the Peanut Butter on first?
DISCUSS MORTALS
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I do enjoy a good sandwich. Peanut Butter and Jelly is a particular favourite of mine in fact.
How do you like your P&J sandwichs?
Do you put on the Jelly or the Peanut Butter on first?
DISCUSS MORTALS
Jelly shouldn't go anywhere near a sandwich. Ever.
Master, I don't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. It's nasty. However, I don't mind the cartoon show of it! Hahahahahahahaha....
I usually have it on toast rather than sandwiches.
I put the peanut butter on first, then spoon some jam (jelly) onto it, and mix it together. A delightful treat!
My jelly must be strawberry jelly!
It must also be blood red.
PB&J is rubbish. I only have dead babies in my sandwiches.
I will say it again....I like you, so when your eventual death occurs it shall be quick. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Where's the fun in a quick death? Thumbscrews on the testicles, please.
Blood of God, you just can't get the staff nowadays. :rolleyes2
Devil, be more discreet. Please.
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Originally Posted by The Devil
I take it your of the machosistic persuasion. In which case I will kill you by a painless P&J sandwich overdose just to spite you :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Leader of Mortals, meet the Leader of teh Muthasmurfing Undead...
nice to meet you
Hardly. I just think if you're as evil as old Stan downstairs, you may as will kill someone in the worst possible way.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI take it your of the masochistic persuasion. In which case I will kill you by a painless P&J sandwich overdose just to spite you :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Indeed but being spiteful is amazingly effective at making someones death unpleasant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinHardly. I just think if you're as evil as old Stan downstairs, you may as will kill someone in the worst possible way.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI take it your of the masochistic persuasion. In which case I will kill you by a painless P&J sandwich overdose just to spite you :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Before "TEH ADMINZ" come I think we should take this to PM's. :radred:
Didn't I once beat you in a fiddle contest?
Get with the times that was 20 years back. I've moved onto better things these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
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I STILL BEAT YOU ON HARD!!!
What an odd, guitar-shaped penis you have.
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Originally Posted by The DevilGet with the times that was 20 years back. I've moved onto better things these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
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Your move.
I still beat you with a large trout but you dont see me brag. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by leader of mortals
Fonz, that's hardly fair. No one could stand up to the might and beauty of Tenacious D. God Himself was unconscious for weeks after they sung that song with no known tune, and the bloody thing wasn't even directed at Him. :bigbiggri
Not too fond of peanut butter and jam, but I do like some nice peanut butters on toast. YARMY.
p.s. yeah, Tenacious D won that one.
I love PB&J sammiches. Peanut butter on the left slice, then the jam on the right slice. I also like chunky peanut butter and seeded jam.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are best with crunchy peanut butter.
Just PB for me please.
Peanut butter first, then jelly. Lots of both or it isn't satisfactory.
The whole humorous exchange between this "Devil" fellow and his alleged peons, Hazzard, Harle-Quin, leader of mortals, and the Fonz that collectively formed the first 23 posts has me literally lmao. Then the thread promptly lost its original charm IMO.
But all in all, this newbie is one of the few new posters who I automatically learn to like and laugh at right away (AK being the only other I can think of with such charisma so early on, and of course the late, great Devil Man). I think we have a real new contender to threaten the others for the ultimate decision as to who's the funniest and why; though I must say "the Devil's" posts are underpinned by the obvious overcompensating in the sadomasochist department that lend a sort of pathetic (mock-tragic?) irony to bot his and typhoonthereapa's posts. . I'm sure he's just a lost young angel at heart. Right? Do I burn in hell now? :bigsmile:
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
To answer your question: A whole lotta peanut butter and a little bit of jelly.
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Originally Posted by The DevilIndeed but being spiteful is amazingly effective at making someones death unpleasant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinHardly. I just think if you're as evil as old Stan downstairs, you may as will kill someone in the worst possible way.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI take it your of the masochistic persuasion. In which case I will kill you by a painless P&J sandwich overdose just to spite you :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Before "TEH ADMINZ" come I think we should take this to PM's. :radred:
Funny that someone so evil is still inclined to follow the rules. ;)
I do like PB&J sandwiches. :cat:
Stay on topic or threads will disappear.
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Originally Posted by Leeza
And Also, Bannana's also go great on Peanut Butter Sandwiches.
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Originally Posted by Vincent, Thunder God
I'm not really keen on Peanut Butter, so I've never had a PB&J sandwich..
I agree wholeheartedly. If I want a fruit-flavoured substance on my bread I'll go with jam. Strawberry jam on toast is absolutely brilliant. As for peanut butter, I'm not a fan of nuts in general never mind peanut butter so it's a no-go anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookie
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Originally Posted by Professor Plum
I like my PB&J sandwichs how I like my lost souls: red and squishy.
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Originally Posted by NeoCrackerThis is by far the greatest Anti-spam warning I have yet to read. This is so going in my Sig now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
I've never been a huge fan of peanut butter, myself. I always ate jelly sandwiches.
I've never tried putting jelly on my peanut butter! Or the other way around for that matter! :kaoclove:
You're one sick, twisted person...:eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
You expected anything less?Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardYou're one sick, twisted person...:eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
Clearly Hazzard read over my dead babies post. :D
Gotta love that man.
Meh, dead babies never really filled my appetite. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by The DevilYou expected anything less?Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardYou're one sick, twisted person...:eep:Quote:
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lolz Love it! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by HazzardMeh, dead babies never really filled my appetite. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Don't blame you, man. Nice beef and horseradish is the best.
Mix it up with sushi on the side, and we have something special. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Sushi smooshey. I'd rather eat rat.
Don't you dare eat Ronald!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
The Devil is in love, it seems.
The Devil doesn't feel love or any real joyous human emotion. It's malice and vile, let us leave it at that.
The Devil does not love he merely save's select individual's til last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I told you he's a nasty piece of work. I warned you all...
Traitorous son of a gun. I thought I was gonna go last? As if a rat can outlive 309 years anyway.
If you read my post you would of seen it was plural, meaning you go last and others go near to last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
(SPOILER)I'm The Devil of course I'm traitorous!
We can't all be last.
And touche.
Who said I had promised you all, you would be last? You are currently the only one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Shut up and stop questioning The Devil. Clown. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
People these days, no respect for those who hold authority within the netherworld.
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Originally Posted by The DevilDon't you dare eat Ronald!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by Hazzard
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Originally Posted by The DevilThe Devil does not love he merely save's select individual's til last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by Hazzard
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Originally Posted by The DevilIf you read my post you would of seen it was plural, meaning you go last and others go near to last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
(SPOILER)I'm The Devil of course I'm traitorous!
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Netherworld, smetherworld. Guess who set fire to it in the first place? Damn right. I was in jail for 7 bloody years for that dare.
"We didn't start the fireQuote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it"
Quoting old Billy really does give new life to the idea of Hell.
At least you havn't heard his cover of "Highway to Hell".Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
lulz xD It seems we've forgotten about the original subject at hand, "Peepee-nuts and Jelly".
"Peanut butter, we learned, is the great American glue. Its many fans include actors (Jack Nicholson, Tom Selleck and Kim Basinger), singers (Billy Joel, Madonna and Cher), athletes (Olympic speed skater Bonnie Blair and baseball player David Justice), TV journalists (Dan Rather and Barbara Walters), a first lady (Barbara Bush), and a renowned chef (Julia Child). Americans have elected two peanut farmers to the nation’s highest office (Jimmy Carter and Thomas Jefferson). About 60,000 people from every state and abroad belong to the decade-old Adult Peanut Butter Lovers’ Fan Club."Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I think you'll see that our topic does indeed relate to Billy Joel.
SOURCE: Robin Friedman | Articles | "Peanut Butter Nuts"
I have near tried a peanut butter jelly sandwich, nor do I want to thanks; It sounds absolutely revolting.
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Originally Posted by The Devil"We didn't start the fireQuote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it"
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by The DevilAt least you havn't heard his cover of "Highway to Hell".Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by Hazzard
OMFG LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil"Peanut butter, we learned, is the great American glue. Its many fans include actors (Jack Nicholson, Tom Selleck and Kim Basinger), singers (Billy Joel, Madonna and Cher), athletes (Olympic speed skater Bonnie Blair and baseball player David Justice), TV journalists (Dan Rather and Barbara Walters), a first lady (Barbara Bush), and a renowned chef (Julia Child). Americans have elected two peanut farmers to the nation’s highest office (Jimmy Carter and Thomas Jefferson). About 60,000 people from every state and abroad belong to the decade-old Adult Peanut Butter Lovers’ Fan Club."Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I think you'll see that our topic does indeed relate to Billy Joel.
SOURCE: Robin Friedman | Articles | "Peanut Butter Nuts"
OMFGLMAOLOLROFLKTHXBYE!Quote:
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Originally Posted by The Devil"We didn't start the fireQuote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it"
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by The DevilAt least you havn't heard his cover of "Highway to Hell".Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by Hazzard
OMFG LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil"Peanut butter, we learned, is the great American glue. Its many fans include actors (Jack Nicholson, Tom Selleck and Kim Basinger), singers (Billy Joel, Madonna and Cher), athletes (Olympic speed skater Bonnie Blair and baseball player David Justice), TV journalists (Dan Rather and Barbara Walters), a first lady (Barbara Bush), and a renowned chef (Julia Child). Americans have elected two peanut farmers to the nation’s highest office (Jimmy Carter and Thomas Jefferson). About 60,000 people from every state and abroad belong to the decade-old Adult Peanut Butter Lovers’ Fan Club."Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazzard
I think you'll see that our topic does indeed relate to Billy Joel.
SOURCE: Robin Friedman | Articles | "Peanut Butter Nuts"
I'll take a pot shot at staying on topic:
I like to put Rasberry Preserves first, because that's the only kind I can find that still has the seeds in it. The seeds add so much flavor.
I put the peanut butter on second, and on the other half of the bread (Spreading them both on the same slice of bread is far too difficult)
I always do the jam/jelly/preserves first because all it takes is a quick rinse and the knife is clean for the peanut butter. If I do the peanut butter first, the cleaning process takes longer, and I don't procrastinate when it comes to eating.
You don't have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder do you? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Martyr
Probably the opposite, actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Devil
It just isn't apparent in the way I do my pb&j
You all really should not ignore me when I post and ask something of you.