Originally Posted by
Martyr
Before I die, I want to write a good novel. Not just some run-of-the-mill good novel. I've always wanted to write a novel so great that all the great novels in world history would be instantly forgotten or, better yet, burned (except for the Bible, of course). I want to see my great, epic tale as the only one ever studied by students, ever read by anybody. I want to write a novel so great that all who so much as peek inside will be instantly captivated by it's power, never able to return to the world again. And through the power of my widespread book, I will control the direction of the world!
HAHA! The earth will rotate counterclockwise! All world leaders will become capitalist! I will live forever, and you shall meet doom!