So in the hypothetical situation where you were to sell your soul, what would be your price? :bigsmile:
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So in the hypothetical situation where you were to sell your soul, what would be your price? :bigsmile:
No matter what it is, I would totally be hustling Lucifer; I have no soul.
70 virgins
The unavoidable destruction of the purchaser.
All the episodes of Charles in Charge on DVD.
Everyone else's souls.
17 over souls to torment and the ability to recieve whatever i desire
A garunteed spot in heaven for eternity
if i had to......id except the worlds riches
White chocolate :heart:
A box of Cracker Jacks. Actually, a third of a box. Cracker Jacks are just that awesome.
Then again, my soul isn't worth much to begin with. It'd probably cause more hassle than not.
I think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
The devils soul, if he still has one.
World Peace. :)
To be the new Devil. =D
To take you down, with no reversing it.
Aww, how sweet. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by smittenkitten
Spontaneous Cellular Regeneration... Halting old age, preventing sickness, instant recovery from any wounds or trauma.
In short...
Immortality. :D
I buy not sell.
Then I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeI think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I'd ask for MaNuS
"We're playing Magic... The Gathering!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Old ManusThen I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeI think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
for a ps3 and final fantasy 13 right now. lol
Unlimited supply of escorts, cash, and my own amazing posse.
Also to bring Adolf Hitler to life and slap his face with my Codfish.
An unlimited supply of The Devil's delectible cookies. Then I could munch on them for all enternity in hell :)
Immortality and unlimited source of money. :mog: Maybe special powers too... :eek:
Eternal life (and youth!), and magic powers.
I have often wished that I could utilize any magical (or otherwise) power that crossed my mind when I felt like it, for that would be the ultimate godly power, but to sell my soul would be a much greater announcement that I am not God, and to be enslaved for eternity after a brief century of indomitable life, or even a brief 15 million years as the earth runs the rest of it's tragic course through time, is no payment I am willing to make.
Eternal happiness for me and my loved ones. Who needs a soul if you're going to be happy forever without it? "But then you can't [something]!" - yeah, but that won't make me upset. 8-)
I'd do the Simpsons thingie. I'd ask for 1 emergency donut and not eat it totally so the devil (Flanders) could never take my soul. HA! HA!
The dbz powers.
I'd rather take continuous/constant cellular regeneration than spontaneous : DDQuote:
Originally Posted by Randgris
Live again <_< oh wait NO! I have no price :mad: the Devil shall never buy my sweet soul!
Immortality without aging as soon as I become 31 years old. Assuming I still have my hair then. I could get used to the heart break, and I'd very much want to see everything.
Haha, someone recognized it. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Hsu"We're playing Magic... The Gathering!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Old ManusThen I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeI think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
kate nash's voice.
Who the hell?Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusicQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilWho the hell?Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
educate yourself, heathen!
I feel the only person who needs education is you!Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusicQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilWho the hell?Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
educate yourself, heathen!
Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites
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Originally Posted by Polaris
Unless thats Power MEtal, you suck!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI feel the only person who needs education is you!Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusicQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilOkay, but what if it was me buying your soul?Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
Who the hell?
educate yourself, heathen!
Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites
And my price would be simple. Smite all those who are to inbred to tell the difference between a Cat Girl and a Furry.
Well lets just say if you like DragonForce then you will like them.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerQuote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
Unless thats Power MEtal, you suck!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI feel the only person who needs education is you!Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusicQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilOkay, but what if it was me buying your soul?Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
Who the hell?
educate yourself, heathen!
Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites
And my price would be simple. Smite all those who are to inbred to tell the difference between a Cat Girl and a Furry.
Also what is the difference between a cat girl and a furry?
Oh no, I'm not getting into this debate again.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilWell lets just say if you like DragonForce then you will like them.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerQuote:
Originally Posted by Polaris
Unless thats Power MEtal, you suck!Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilI feel the only person who needs education is you!Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!MySpace.com - Kate Nash - London - Alternative / Indie / Other - www.myspace.com/katenashmusicQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilOkay, but what if it was me buying your soul?Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
Who the hell?
educate yourself, heathen!
Here's some REAL music: MySpace.com - Nocturnal Rites - Umea - Metal / Rock / Other - www.myspace.com/nocturnalrites
And my price would be simple. Smite all those who are to inbred to tell the difference between a Cat Girl and a Furry.
Also what is the difference between a cat girl and a furry?
i would really like to know, though.
A cat girl is what you get when a male man and a girl cat have a child. A furry comes from a male cat and a human girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
It isn't really fair for people to get pisesed about who does or doesn't know that kind of stuff, but the differences are as striking as those of a tion and a liger.
The devil would have an infinite amount of money.
So I'd want payments every month of a set ammount of money, done in a binding contract, until the day I naturally die, and then the money will be able to stay far along to my children and grandchildren.
Naturally die also means, the devil would be unable to basically kill me off, my life would have to play out as if I never sold my soul, but instead of being poor I'd be rich.
That'd be about it to me.
My soul back.
To have all on Sean Connery's coolness, all of Bruce Willises badassitude, and all of Samual L Jacksons intimidation.
With that getting my soul back from you would be a very very very simple task.
I'd like to change my answer. I want enternal happiness for my girlfriend :) . And she says thats only possible if I'm with her forever, so my soul is saved, mostly :D
Hmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I'd do it for a pizza.
Oh well, I still want her happy. I still have a touch of goodness left. Besides, she'll join me soon enough. You can't spend time with me without feeling the taint spread and consume your soul. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilHmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
That is good to know...whilst your at it can you graffiti on their souls "TEH DEVIL R ERE LOLZ"Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroOh well, I still want her happy. I still have a touch of goodness left. Besides, she'll join me soon enough. You can't spend time with me without feeling the taint spread and consume your soul. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilHmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
kthxbai! :bigsmile:
Im not too great with graffiti but i think i can rustle up some people who are. Their souls are corrupt enough already.Quote:
Originally Posted by The DevilThat is good to know...whilst your at it can you graffiti on their souls "TEH DEVIL R ERE LOLZ"Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroOh well, I still want her happy. I still have a touch of goodness left. Besides, she'll join me soon enough. You can't spend time with me without feeling the taint spread and consume your soul. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The DevilHmm ok so you'll be together in hellfire...good luck with that! I would like to see how a relationship could last with millions of mentally twisted, hungry demons all over the place. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
kthxbai! :bigsmile:
Also note...gender of said virgins isn't specified...and an eternity with 70 guys who don't know what the hell they're doing...geesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeHaha, someone recognized it. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Hsu"We're playing Magic... The Gathering!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Old ManusThen I guess suicide bombers are in for a bum deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeI think you ought to be more specific about that, or else you'll just be stuck with a bunch of EoFFers. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I'd put it up for auction so I could be sure of getting the best possible price for it. Anything else is just poor business.
Ebay has made my life harder these days...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cz
Sell it me now or I'll kill you in your sleep! :mad2:
my dream girl....her name is Schkiksha Mokshid....she has light blue skin and tentacles on her head....no claws....they declawed her at birth...she is of the Gorkian kind....beautiful creatures...sadly .....their eyes are located on their ass cheeks :((....:(
Eternal life, youth (around the age of 25 I'll stop with the aging), happiness, money, brownies, and pizza of course,the ability to never get fat, and eternal youth life and happiness for my boyfriend of course.
...my soul is expensive :)
Thats actually quite a good deal:)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Last Oath
Until you die.
I want Kate Nash's voice too. ;;
I'd sell mine for the following items/abilities/traits:
Firstly, immortality
Secondly, eternal youth
Thirdly, large cash sums to be deposited in to my vault at an interval of 12 hours which may never be reclaimed/taxed/stolen
Fourthly, constant cell regeneration thus negating sickness and any signs of aging that could be missed by number 2
Fifthly, the gift of the silvertongue....wait no I have that already...Fithly, eternal happiness.
I think the devil just got owned but then he'd be chumped to even pay out because I sold my soul for a loan of 150 pence 8 years ago.
My college mate is Kate Nash's cousin.
And she sucks, btw. :bigsmile: