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So today, you wake up and feel covered insocialfilth. You realize that you better clean yourself fast because you have a hot date downtown with the most popular boy in school, Psychotic/most popular prettiest girl in school, 41-Inches-Wide. They're just too cool for school :bigsmile:
How do you wish to clean yourself? Choose fast, the stink lines are getting bigger, wider, and greener! You're the boss, applesauce!
:save: Bath:save: Shower:save: Ye Olde Lake:save: The Fires of Mordor
Shower.
Shower.
I want to enjoy baths but the water often gets too cold too fast, and I've yet to find a bathtub genuinely big enough for me to be fully comfortable in, so I usually can't enjoy them.
On the other hand our crappy shower is just an attachment to the tap, and getting the right temperature can take as long as the shower itself, because turning the tap a single degree of the circle can result in a five degree temperature change. :(
I want to be rich enough to have a nice shower and bath xD
Shower all the way. I can't stand baths. X-P
Shower. I never bath, I always shower. :}
I love taking showers. If I'm not in a rush, I can spend up to 30 minutes in the shower~ :jess:
I answered without reading the OP properly. If it was a date with Psychotic, then I would want myself to be all flayed and charred for him. So it would be the Fires of Mount Doom :jess:
I actually have pondered a similar question to this before, my good friend Rye. I wondered just what effect bathing, or showering had on my standing in society. I actually went as far as to do some research and testing into the matter. For a month I took a bath every day, and then a shower every day for another month, and went out into society and stood next to people as closely as I could and 'mingled' with the common folk to see how I would intergrate. People seemed to like me more when I bathed for a month, at least, they were less rude about my actions. So I now bathe every day.
bath if I was with liz shower otherwise :p
Shower:thumb:
Shower. Then Mordor. In that order.
I scrub myself clean with a scouring brush and Ajax.
Bubblebaths with lots of bath fizzies and fizzy rose petals and my rubber ducky and hot water with the jets turned on high
<3<3<3
Oh and a bowl of delicious cold ice cream ^_^
Showath.
Bath if I want to totally relax with scented oils and the whole bit, shower any other time =]
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Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
shower! it has so many uses ! also you could make it as an actor/actress if someone films it then puts it on the net!
....(that never happend btw)
Sulfuric acid.
Lake.
Shower. I like baths, but ours is crappy and takes ages to run.
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Originally Posted by Rantzien
Shower is all that is available to me. Then again, I haven't taken a bath in years.
shower i wish i had a lake to jump into though. actualyl theres one close by but come on its winter and im in new york its frozen solid.
I like to bathe in my own hatred for "the man."
Fires of Mordor.
BECAUSE.
fix'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
im a shower person really
baths just take to long...and you are bathing in your own dirt!
tears of the innocent, they pour down upon me... so kind of like a shower I guess...
Me too. I like to experiment on how bathing in my hatred for "the man" opens up my pores, so that my skin has a fresh dirt free shine every time. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
If I woke up covered in filth I'd say "Get the Hell off me, ROY!". Good filth, in case you're wondering. Like....eating off each other kind of filth. Because ROY is actually awesome.
I shower. I'm too big for my bath. :( It's the shortest bath you'll ever see.
The only way to remove a shell of social filth is a nice hot bath and a mug of herbal tea.
...I hate herbal tea and I hate you if you drink it.
Psychotic, you are social filth. You will never be clean, cancer of society.
You're all filthy. Vile. Sinful.
I wish MULF would punish me for my sins. Punish me good, baby.
Que the video camera!
Punish you?
Okay.
*Napalms you and everything you've ever loved*
Why would you napalm yourself you crazy man of Eyebrow mastery?
in death ... they will be together. :cry:
Joined at the hip, us.
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Showershowershowershowershower!
o rly; I don't know what other use a shower head has :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Garnie
Shower, though. I can never be bothered waiting for a bath, and then like you're cold cause you can't fit in the bath fully and then you can't wash your hair, and then if you shave your legs you have to.. like, be in water with hairs in it, ewww. So shower all the way xD
it depends. i have a shower mood and a bath mood. sometimes i just take both. wash my hair, wash my face, shave my legs, wash my body, brush my teeth, then just soak in a bath. it takes me a very short amount of time to shower, like 5-10 minutes.
shower.. bath is just floating in filth
fires of mordor sound like fun though
that's why you use soap. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
show 'er
The football team or the cleanser?Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
I prefer baths myself though I generally take showers. I take baths when I could do with a bit of a relax and usually only at the end of the day. So shower it is, somewhat grudgingly.
i tried them all....the fires of mordor was the only option that even started to eliminate the dirt :(
I wanted to make this thread for years but thought it would be too creepy. Good thing Rye doesn't mind being seen as a creepy scary female girl person man.
I take showers. I read in the bathtub, but don't bathe in the bathtub (it's relaxing and expensive)
Only old people take baths.
Showers are quick and easy. *insert sexual reference here*