1. Create a second account that isn't entertaining then make a thread in EoEO about it.
2. Get into an argument with Del Murder and loose.
3. Be Rye
4. Be JoJo
5. Be JoJo
6. Post Porn in a staff forum.
Go, go, go, go!
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1. Create a second account that isn't entertaining then make a thread in EoEO about it.
2. Get into an argument with Del Murder and loose.
3. Be Rye
4. Be JoJo
5. Be JoJo
6. Post Porn in a staff forum.
Go, go, go, go!
7. Accidentally making a second account, forgetting you already have an account you made 4 years ago.
8. Asking for it politely
9) Hurt Rye's Feelings... :kaocry2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
10. Being baloki
11. spam untill you like ham!
12. MAPS
13. Hire pervs to attack EoFF HQ.
14. Be banned accidentally.
15. Inciting revolution and failing miserably.
16. By hosting meetups then not turning up?
Fixed. We all know the staff's secret forums are used just for porn. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
17. Be part of a mass banning. :(
18. Start an illegal drug ring in one of the less visited areas.
19. Post about your EoFF girlfriend in every single thread, whether or not anyone cares
20. Advertise.
21) Put on makeup with listening to sweet music
22) Taking off your shirt
23.) Advertise...hair plugs
24) Double post a lot :]
Dude, that would be exciting! Not boring!Quote:
Originally Posted by Orestes
24) Get banned for confusing everyone with crazyness.
26) Not checking and editing posts for numbering errors.
*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
27) Copy everything everyone else says
27b) Don't check your posts for potential mistakes
28. Butcher the English language in such a way that staff doesn't just ban you, they come to your house to punch you in the face and set you on fire.
29. Not post since 2000 and get pruned.
30. Leave the lights on
OOC: I've always wondered how the pruning system works.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
31 tuch shlups bum :bigsmile:
edit: oh no wait nothing boring about that
32.) Take Psy out on a date, never call him again, then let him see you with out at a fancy dinner with Shlup >.>
33. Anything relating to Psychotic, unless you post a video in every thread on every page of you butchering him slowly. That would be acceptable, and entertaining.
34. win the lottery solely for the purpose of buying this website to ban everyone on it, then make everyone go to fg something something aaron freed.
35. Quintuple-post.
36) Point out that you find that GoBo's old "feigning of outright innumeracy" routine for which he has gained much infamy makes members sexually inactive and slowly sterilises them and that the more he does it the more he's effectively acting as a contraceptive, thus you must choose to ignore it completely as the more you acknowledge it, the closer you get to becoming sterile, and once you become sterile from it the CKs deem you useless and ban you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
That's a super lame way to get people banned :p Bad GoBo! Naughty!
37) Come from Wales (and marry a woman who throws her knickers at you; only committing one such offense is negligible but the combination of the two is bannable)
38) Not registering in the first place and therefore by-passing the most basic of criteria to getting banned which is "be a member in the first place." How boring.
37. sexually herass a Cid's knight
Now thats the response I was looking for :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi36) Point out that you find that GoBo's old "feigning of outright innumeracy" routine for which he has gained much infamy makes members sexually inactive and slowly sterilises them and that the more he does it the more he's effectively acting as a contraceptive, thus you must choose to ignore it completely as the more you acknowledge it, the closer you get to becoming sterile, and once you become sterile from it the CKs deem you useless and ban you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko*Sigh* If you where smart you'd know I was trying to screw up the numbering on purpose, but you know, smart, thats a funny idea. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ReloadPsi
That's a super lame way to get people banned :p Bad GoBo! Naughty!
Sometimes that can make you an RM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
no reward without the risk :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DolentreanSometimes that can make you an RM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Only if you're very good. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by DolentreanSometimes that can make you an RM ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
38. Make a username with the word "devil" in it.
39. Act like a jock from highschool
Actually, that doesn't work.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
Edit: Mods,I've been such a good member all this time, if you would only grant this single request! Please ban me from EoFF permanently and forever!
I want to go where VTG has gone! And Devil man! And whoever else... A bunch of people I once knew and, well- I didn't love them, but I certainly read :skull::skull::skull::skull: from their brains.
But my desire, oh ye who have the power of pink (like that power ranger, what's-her-face), is to leave more gracefully! I want to be the first member banned by request! Not for stupidity, spammity, pornography or scientology! I want to have come, made my mark, and then leave in such a manner as that I may never ever return.
At least until what will probably be known as the Second Coming. Of Martyr or whoever.
40. Spam EoEo consistently and unabashedly, yet maintain a tremendous failure to be at all amusing or intelligent (Usually, it isn't boring when a squabble goes bad in eoeo and everybody gets kicked out.)
41. Give in to your heart and tell the person in EoEo how you really feel about his/her relationship/stalker problems.
42. Suggest a ethnic group is "less than human"
43. Hunt wild boar with kiwi fruit.
44. Blow up a small third world country then laugh about it in EoEO.
45. Create a list thread in General Chat.
46. Being Anaisa
47. Posting in this here thread.
48. Talking about yourself in third person.
I'd just like to point out that I once posted 10 times in a row. The staff did nothing. Except close the thread, but that's a moot point. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Unknown Guru
As a member who has been banned on a dozen occasions, I find this topic very disrespectful. =(
Cram it Proto!Quote:
Originally Posted by Linus
make quote pyramids :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight...Quote:
Originally Posted by DolentreanQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
nah, no one was banned from that. nor was it boring >:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
50. Make way too many threads in a small amount of time.
I have not had sexual rel.. ow wait.. i mean I did not say ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmirimake quote pyramids :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight...Quote:
Originally Posted by DolentreanQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
psh.. im not stupid :p
51. State an offensive opinion in EoEO. It's just been done too many times.
52) Become a Cid's Knight or Admin, and then ban yourself.
Actually no, I mean I'm still here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
chaos: 53) Post pr0n (for the 50th time? :P). Wait that never worked for me :D
I don't think number 6 is a valid bannable offence :monster:
You speak as if you know. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by crono_logical
Good for you :) - but I was actually thinking of Devil Man.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerActually no, I mean I'm still here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
54) Excessive ad hominems.
55) Annoying Miriel well.
56) Making threads that condescend women.
It got me banned pretty well :pQuote:
Originally Posted by crono_logical
Again one that doesn't work, as I'm still here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Fine I'll edit it.
57. Spam two girls one cup everywhere.
puke on miriel from watching two girls one cupQuote:
Originally Posted by Galadrius
Talk to yourself all the time.
58. Make a new account just to post pictures of guro and cauliflower vaginas.
100. Being Shlupduck
101. Being ShlupQuack while not on PMS?
102. Humping Miriel's leg
59. Breaking the order of lists. *stares at PG*
Does that ever happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
60) Call yourself Devilman and post random threads
scratch that, it was quite entertaining, not boring
THE JACKEL
ShlupQuack was only made up to scare noobs, (please don't kill me) and so can't be on PMS ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinDoes that ever happen?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Permanent Member Scarer.