Zombies!
In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do? Who would you save? What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?
Also, who would make the most kickass zombie? I say zombie David Bowie. :jess:
Zombies!
In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do? Who would you save? What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?
Also, who would make the most kickass zombie? I say zombie David Bowie. :jess:
I can't stand the undead. I would most likely take them all out on my own with a blunt instrument. When the holocaust occurs and I save us all you can thank me then.
Depends if they're fast or slow zombies. I might stand a sliver of chance with the slow ones, but fast ones I'm screwed. But I've got a fire poker to fight with.
My boyfriend is going to get a boner when he sees this thread.
In the event of a zombie holocaust, I would get Mr. MILF and a few close friends and head to a heavily supplied ocean oil rig, so zombies couldn't get us. We'd bring supplies so that we could grow our own food. We'd be safe.
Fast zombies are the worst kind of zombie.
I would assume that if the zombies were athletes in their past life they would be fast zombies, but you just take out their kneecaps. :jess:
Also, I say David Bowie as best zombie because he'd have the best zombie growl. :greenie:
Me and my friends have discussed this extensively. First thing I would do is, assuming the phones are still up, I would try to contact as many people as I could, probably my family first, my best friends Sean (who would probably be the most useful in a zombie situation considering his obsession rivals my own) and Bryce, I would tell them to get to my house (out in the boondocks) and contact as many of our friends as they can, and to stay OFF the main roads.
Considering I am living in the dorms I would not try to get out right away and instead lock myself in my room until the rush of people getting outside were gone, as this was happening me and my room mate would get all our knives together, and try to break anything we can into club like weapons. Once the rush in the building is calming down my two friends from upstairs would try to come down to my room with anything they could and any food they could fit in there backpack. We would then get everything we had and move quickly to the parking lot and to my girlfriends truck.
Lucky for us we live in an open not heavily populated area of campus, once we were in there we would head to my house out in the boondocks as fast as we could, staying off the main roads. We all agreed that if any of us got bit we would have to take them out. If we could make it to our house we should be decently safe for a short period of time, it is sparsely populated and we have some of my dads guns, we also have enough food to last for quite some time. We would try to contact everyone we knew across the country by any means necessary and try to see what the government is going to do.
If the situation is spreading slowly and is isolated we would try to get to a group of survivors, but if it is spreading quickly we would try to hold up and draw as many people to us as we could. As there is a gas station somewhat near us, we would into our trucks and as many weapons as we could gather, (hopefully rifles and shotguns) and get all we could from the gas station, I think it sells bullets there to, so that is useful.
Once we thought we were doing as well as we could and needed to leave we would probably move to another small town situation until we could gather enough people together to be decently safe, we would probably try to move to a small beach community so we could defend from there, if at all possible at sometime in the future to secure some aircraft capable of traveling long distances, it would be ideal to get to some kind of small island, and eliminate all zombies on the island, if we could completely purge the island of zombies then we could at least stay alive there, at peace, we would of course constantly examine the oceans and keep safe, but we would be able to rebuild slowly from there.
This of course would be remarkable challenging and very likely to fail and would take years if ever to work, but I would at least try.
(Edit: It only makes sence that zombies start out at about the same speed that they were when they were alive, but as there bodies start to decay and they slowly lose mucle mass they slow down, I think that the virus is slowly eatting at them and they eat flesh to slow this process. best Zombie? Michal Jackson... Thriller anyone?)
Zombies freak the crap out of me lol I sometimes have zombie dreams...I guess try to save my loved ones before helping myself is what I do XD
Game, Set and Match! And the white Micheal Jackson is the best zombie...molestation anyone?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean
I always have zombie dreams. They're strange as hell. xD Usually in my dreams I'm completely helpless but I don't get bitten for some reason. o_oQuote:
Originally Posted by Strawberry_Mew
Also lol @ michael jackson zombie. :D
I'd save you :pQuote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
Um Russia!
Bush would make the ultimate zombie!
I am always helpless in mine as well lol I once had a Resident Evil Dream where this guy is like yelling at me Why Did U do it...those people were my friends They were good people...it freaked me out and I wuz running and I had a handgun and wuz shooting zombies trying to get away from the dude yelling at me...next thing u know there wuz a zombie on the floor and it grabed my leg and made me fall and drop my gun...next thing u know its on top of me...looking at me in eye getting closer and closer....its like I could see my fear in his eyes...and then he is about to bite into my neck and my cellphone rang and woke me up lol
Aw. :jess: I would probably try to save you, maybe. Bush is already a zombie, silly. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by BertI'd save you :pQuote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
Um Russia!
Bush would make the ultimate zombie!
Also, that is an intense dream. I would cry. xD
Hey guess what everyone!
(SPOILER)ZOMBIE'S ARE NOT REAL!
... Shut up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Show's over, Shakespeare!
I'd save certain people.
trojan, ramses, magnum, sheik!
then how do you explain resident evil?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean... Shut up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
HEY AVA USE YOUR IMAGINATION. ;_;
Pornography gone zombie...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knightthen how do you explain resident evil?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean... Shut up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
Creepy..Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaPornography gone zombie...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knightthen how do you explain resident evil?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean... Shut up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarice-ness
HIDE!
If my phone or laptop happens to be near me I might warn other people, but I'm way too cowardly to go risk my neck for them!
yeah dude I'd use a katana and a chainsaw and lots of shotguns and a flamethrower and a rocket launcher man it'll be totally like resident evil and :skull::skull::skull::skull:! I'd save like loads of people we'd have a badass group of survivors called the fated angels man yeah we'd find the source of the outbreak and everything and come up with an antidote!
Actually I'd die. As would all of you.
I would get a chainsaw.
I'd pull out my red-mage hat, rapier and holy waters and go around burning, stabbing and watering the ****ers :D
I like the way u think Psy XD
Goblin King Zombie David Bowie would own.Quote:
Originally Posted by feel the illinoise!
I'd stock up on Pez Dispensers.
I'd gather lotsa people and we'd think happy thoughts and the zombies would explode from all the love in the world!!
Mr. T would make for a pretty badass zombie!
as long as my katana is in reaching distance i will be safe
We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Heath beat me to a Shaun of the Dead post. :(
I felt it was a sort of justice really. I made a Zombie thread a while ago and the whole Shaun of the Dead conversation was played out. Sadly other people posted after that and it didn't get archived and loved as it blatantly should've done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
I thought he was a zombie :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
I would suck in a zombie holocaust. But on the plus side, I'd be a really sucky zombie too, so there's not much chance I'd be able to infect anybody else. :greenie:
Go gather in a large, indoor mall, barracade ourselves from the outside world, and try to survive till the end of days. And of course shoot the infected people in the head with an M16 Rifle, a colt python or maybe a machete.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Well if we were basing out of my place we could have some weapons though at around 1000 years old they're not going to last long, we could perhaps survive long enough to kill a good few though but yeah all honesty we'd probably all die in that situation, unless playing shed loads of games with sniper rifles in as my favourite weapon makes me a real life crack shot and we could get said sniper rifle for me with LOTS of ammo. Though that means getting in to MoD land...not easy, they'd probably be refusing to admit anyone from outside in case of infection death by zombies or shot by the army? which would you prefer? Actually wait, I know you....I'll go get the camera you can atleast make your zombie porn before you die psy.
Id probably start biting them back.. you know.. just to get even.
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Originally Posted by Strawberry_Mew
How was that a resident evil dream? Did the zombie have an umbrella logo on him somewhere? :confused:
I'd probably hide, if I was at work I'd sit in the stock room....loads of food there and nice and secure. i'd also be thinking about how anyone in the resident evil films will be zombified for ruining a masterpiece of a game.....in a nice way :D :D :D
Smile and Be happy :love:
I'd have a feast. Mmmm....zombie meat........
I'd wait untill Chris Redfield came to save my life, then i'd go save my girlfriend. Then team up with him and kill my way to the supermarket with him, find only one pork pie left and brutally murder Chris for it. Then take chris's gun, climb up to the top of the store with Allie and shoot zombies in the head till I run out of bullets and have to run to the gun shop in town to replenish my hunger for BLOOD!! Then run back to see Allie, shoot zombies untill out of ammo and spend the last of my hours making passionate love to my girlfriend. Or get saved by soldiers that see us doing it, that would be embarrising. ^^;
Best zombie ever would be David Blunket lol
Probably get bitten.
In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do?
Book tickets for a deserted island.
Who would you save?
Myself and possibly my dogs.
What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?
Some moron will inevitably ruin it for everyone by contaminating the world with a deadly and contagious virus.
Also, who would make the most kickass zombie?
Michael Jackson makes the best zombie ever!
Salt people, lots and lots of salt. That is all I have to say.
Ewwie, Quin. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Best zombie? Bruce lee would kung fu all of our asses, and then feast on them! :(
If that scenario ever happened, I'd do my best to meet up with friends and family if possible. If not, I'd just try and find somewhere safe to hide; barricade up a well supplied building; maybe.
I'd try and meet up with other survivors though - being alone would be too much to bear. Safety in numbers, right?
Also: Scary - Paris Hilton zombie.
wtb, Paris Hilton zombie? She'd go around smurfing everyone instead of biting them. :( "It's not my fault wankers, I'm a zombie, you can't send me to rehab!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarc the Swordsman
I don't really have any actual combat experience though, or anything except basic first aid and basic survival training that would prove useful in a zombie outbreak. Plus, the area I live in is pretty densely populated.
If it happened during work, 100 or so customers panicking, and around 300 employees wouldn't be very safe. >_>