Weird question concerning two types of homosexual guys...

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02-22-2008, 10:12 PM
Peter_20

Weird question concerning two types of homosexual guys...

Let's say that we've got two kinds of homosexual people:

SHORT & SLENDER
These guys are about 6'0 tall, and fairly slender.

TALL & MUSCULAR
These guys are over 7'1 tall, and very muscular.

Which type would you say is more sexually attracted to the other type?
I've heard that the short, slender guys are much more attracted to the tall and beefy guys, so they will have to initiate contact with the tall beefs if they want anything to happen.
Is this true?
02-22-2008, 10:16 PM
Jess

Since when was 6"0 short? :confused:
02-22-2008, 10:17 PM
Cookie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

Since when was 6"0 short? :confused:

This is exactly what I thought. >_>
02-22-2008, 10:20 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

My guess would be similar body types are attracted to similar body types.

BTW 7' is like outrageously tall.

Speaking from personal experience, I prefer it when the guy is roughly the same height as me and not too big.

Bulky muscles are gross. Slim toned muscles are yummy but otherwise beefcakes are just not my thing. :/
02-22-2008, 10:20 PM
rubah

maybe 5'5" or less and 6'1" or more. Sounds like a bad imperial conversion!
02-22-2008, 10:20 PM
Roto13

*headdesk*
02-22-2008, 10:23 PM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

Since when was 6"0 short? :confused:

Lawl since always...

Note: I am 6'6.

Also, in regards to the initial post: WTF?
02-22-2008, 10:24 PM
Peter_20

I guess I need to clarify this, then...

The short guys are short compared to the tall guys.
02-22-2008, 10:25 PM
Fonzie

Another creepy, *headtodesk* thread brought to you by, Peter_20. :monster:
02-22-2008, 10:27 PM
Peter_20

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Another creepy, *headtodesk* thread brought to you by, Peter_20. :monster:

And what's so wrong with my threads all of a sudden? :eep:
I've never received a single warning since I registered here.

Let's see if anyone actually has any arguments.
02-22-2008, 10:27 PM
Faded Tears

Makes me think of basketball.

It's short to some people, tall to others.
There really is no controversy here.
02-22-2008, 10:32 PM
Old Manus

Just to put things in perspective, Peter Crouch is 6'7. Keep people at 7+ft in the circus plox
02-22-2008, 11:08 PM
Rantz

Here I was thinking even homosexual people somehow could have differing tastes. And now you're telling me that this can be calculated mathematically? Astonishing!
02-22-2008, 11:19 PM
NeoCracker

(Okay, before you read this post, please god don't take it seriously.)

Actually, the difference in height is irrelevent. In the Gay world, you have 3 kinds of people to look at.

The Man
The Man is the big person. They stand 6'0 and up, and way at least 170LB. Now why are they called The Man you say? Because they are the big boys in charge. The one the Man is generally seen with is referred to as "The Women".

The Women
The Women stands at 5'5 or less, and weights no more then 125LB. These are the submissive ones among the gay communit. They are the ones in a relationship who do the cooking and cleaning, and various other things that need not be mentioned. They are almost always in a relationship with "The Man" type.

The Outcast
These are the gays that do not match the other two criteria. Not being desired by either one of the other two, the can only turn to their own kind for love. They can have traits of both the other two classes, plus being any weight or height that are not in the range of the other two.

But on a more serious note,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roto13

*headdesk*
02-22-2008, 11:30 PM
Rye

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Screw this. I'm going back to reading my Harry Potter slash fic. It's the only place gay love can happen, because Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.
02-22-2008, 11:35 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

But Hagrid is not :bigsmile:
02-22-2008, 11:37 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

But Hagrid is not :bigsmile:

Well, Peter_20 says that the tall beefs like Hagrid and Dumbledore are into the short guys, so that's perfect. If only they could initiate contact. :bigsmile:
02-22-2008, 11:40 PM
Quindiana Jones

This place is filled with sadness and madness and fadness and badness.
02-22-2008, 11:50 PM
Madame Adequate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

But Hagrid is not :bigsmile:

Well, Peter_20 says that the tall beefs like Hagrid and Dumbledore are into the short guys, so that's perfect. If only they could initiate contact. :bigsmile:

Okay, you don't even know how horrifying the idea of Dumbledore being a beefcake is.
02-23-2008, 05:57 AM
BardTard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Screw this. I'm going back to reading my Harry Potter slash fic. It's the only place gay love can happen, because Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

I love you! Let me read it when you're done!!! :D :kaolove2:
02-23-2008, 06:05 AM
LunarWeaver

Which one has the most money?
02-23-2008, 06:06 AM
Miss_Lulu

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

Which one has the most money?

that says it all.:D
02-23-2008, 06:17 AM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

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Screw this. I'm going back to reading my Harry Potter slash fic. It's the only place gay love can happen, because Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

HarryxRon? I could have sworn it would have been a Grindeldore fic for you. :p
02-23-2008, 06:30 AM
Avarice-ness

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g8...icard-sigh.jpg

I think the only correlation between the two is that the slender men may be more girly and the bigger guys may be more manly, usually there's a "manly type" and a more "feminine type" in gay relationships.
Then again, this tends to happen in normal relationships too.
02-23-2008, 06:48 AM
Yamaneko

It doesn't matter because they're going to burn in hell anyway.
02-23-2008, 09:01 AM
NeoCracker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

It doesn't matter because they're going to burn in hell anyway.

Giggle.
02-23-2008, 09:14 AM
Breine

To be honest I just think that's something you've heard.. it has nothing to do with the real world - people have different tastes, and it has nothing to do with them being short or tall.
02-23-2008, 10:21 AM
Necronopticous

This is like a Professor Layton puzzle gone horribly awry.
02-23-2008, 03:30 PM
Caraliz

Well, if I found a 7" tall dude, I would marry him, gay or not. :jess:
02-23-2008, 03:43 PM
Rantz

*puts on platform shoes*
02-23-2008, 03:46 PM
Shauna

7 feet tall, eh? I'd like to see such a man.
02-23-2008, 03:59 PM
Caraliz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantzien

*puts on platform shoes*

I'll be your platform shoes, undo what heredity's done to you, etc etc? ;o
02-23-2008, 11:59 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I... I.... I... w..wh.. what...?

I... but...

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Screw this. I'm going back to reading my Harry Potter slash fic. It's the only place gay love can happen, because Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

HarryxRon? I could have sworn it would have been a Grindeldore fic for you. :p

Grindledore is fantastic, but the fics are just not very good. I like the slash art more! :kaoclove:
02-24-2008, 02:06 AM
Renmiri

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I... I.... I... w..wh.. what...?

I... but...

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Screw this. I'm going back to reading my Harry Potter slash fic. It's the only place gay love can happen, because Harry and Ron are under 7 feet tall.

http://ffproject.net/forumwiki/image...d_facepalm.jpg
02-24-2008, 11:31 AM
Montoya

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter_20

Let's say that we've got two kinds of homosexual people:

SHORT & SLENDER
These guys are about 6'0 tall, and fairly slender.

TALL & MUSCULAR
These guys are over 7'1 tall, and very muscular.

Which type would you say is more sexually attracted to the other type?
I've heard that the short, slender guys are much more attracted to the tall and beefy guys, so they will have to initiate contact with the tall beefs if they want anything to happen.
Is this true?

No, it's not true.
02-24-2008, 05:15 PM
Baloki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roto13

*headdesk*
02-24-2008, 08:36 PM
demondude

This thread has changed the way I perceive sexuality forever.
02-24-2008, 09:43 PM
Quindiana Jones

I think Fonz and I should close this thread.
02-24-2008, 10:31 PM
Galadrius

I think the smaller more queeny gays are attracted to their same type or the more beefy dudes, but in my experience the beefier dudes are only into their own type. Those jerks.
02-25-2008, 03:54 AM
The Ceej

Yeah. That is a really weird question. How did you come up with it? Too much Nyquil? I remember the first time I took Nyquil. No one told me I wasn't supposed to drink the whole bottle, so I woke up three weeks later in a city I'd never been in married to a woman I'd never met.

I really don't know what else to say.
02-25-2008, 02:39 PM
Peegee

Okay xDDD

Back to HP

Dumbledore is/was the gay.

That is all I can contribute to this thread without it being called spam.
02-25-2008, 04:08 PM
Rantz

I would have bet a barrel of money that it was Nearly Headless Nick!
02-25-2008, 07:45 PM
scrumpleberry

People can't be categorised this easily. You could say that there tends to be a more masculine and a more feminine partner in a gay relationship, but they will certainly not all fit into the little guidelines you've laid out.