"I'm A G" (Or A Tale Of Two Witties)

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03-03-2008, 03:38 AM
The Ceej

"I'm A G" (Or A Tale Of Two Witties)

So, last night, as we were driving home from our parents' house, my brother and I had a bizarre conversation. I don't remember how it got to this, but I ended up asking if he was gay to which he responded in the negative. What happened next is priceless.

I said, "How gay are you? On a scale of one to gay."

He replied, "Oh, I'm about half a G."

So, I asked him this afternoon, "Remember what we said last night? Are you going to use that?"

He said, "Sure."

I said, "So, you're going to ask people how gay they are on a scale of one to gay?"

He said, "No, I'm going to ask them if they're a G."

I think we both came up with something here that can be used for a while. "One to gay," is a hilarious joke and G ~~can~~ will* be a great slang term for homosexual.

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

This is another topic entirely, but how did we come to use the word "gay"?

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

Maybe we need a new word

Now, we have one. I'm a G.

So, I guess we need a topic to stay open. Weird and funny conversations you've had with your siblings and/or friends.

*Will because I decree it and therefore it shall be. All EoFFers are now ordered to start using it as slang for gay.
03-03-2008, 03:41 AM
theundeadhero

It ain't nothing but a G thang.
03-03-2008, 03:45 AM
Roto13

I don't want to use dated hip hop slang, though.
03-03-2008, 03:45 AM
Momiji

Sorry, ghetto slang called that one long before you did.
03-03-2008, 03:48 AM
Tavrobel

I've only ever heard G for gangsta.

My family and I have had many a weird conversations, but they are only weird if you actually listen to the whole thing.
03-03-2008, 03:51 AM
The Ceej

That's a reason to use it, Roto. You can get former hip hop people who are still using that crap like it was cool to admit that they are, indeed, as gay as their dated hip hop slang.

Besides, G for gay is a much better idea than G for "gangsta."
03-03-2008, 03:51 AM
Psychotic

TyphoonThaReapa's a G.
03-03-2008, 03:52 AM
Momiji

TTA will be most unpleased when he sees this thread.
03-03-2008, 04:02 AM
NeoTifa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tavrobel

I've only ever heard G for gangsta.

My family and I have had many a weird conversations, but they are only weird if you actually listen to the whole thing.

g goes both ways, seeing how as gangsta=homo, so its the same really. just comes to show, rap music IS gay.

so ceejy-kun, since you said you were G does that mean you are gay? dont worry, i wont care. just curious :greenie:
03-03-2008, 04:04 AM
The Ceej

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoTifa

so ceejy-kun, since you said you were G does that mean you are gay? dont worry, i wont care. just curious

Someone hasn't been paying attention to my posts. Yeah, I don't go around parading it because it's not that big a deal, but when it comes up, I don't deny it.
03-03-2008, 04:07 AM
Akaria

I dunno about using it on EoFF, but I'll definitely be using "How gay are you on a scale of one to gay?" in real life:D
03-03-2008, 04:07 AM
DK

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ceej

Besides, G for gay is a much better idea than G for "gangsta."

Both ideas are equally stupid. :monster:
03-03-2008, 04:31 AM
NeoTifa

lol.

oh ok ceej. sry if i offended ya. no its not a big deal, i was just curious. and dont feel special. i dont pay attention to anyones posts, except my own ^_^ and i dont even do THAT half the time :\
03-03-2008, 06:56 AM
Araciel

on a scale of one to gay, I'm probably a 4.

Also, almost every conversation I have in real life is absurd by most peoples' standards. Never a dull moment.
03-03-2008, 07:41 AM
oddler

The scale of one to Raistlin was awesome.
03-03-2008, 06:08 PM
The Ceej

Quote:

Originally Posted by Araciel

on a scale of one to gay, I'm probably a 4.

Also, almost every conversation I have in real life is absurd by most peoples' standards. Never a dull moment.

Then I must get to know you in real life.
03-03-2008, 06:12 PM
Peegee

4 is pretty G. I mean, I'm assuming that 5 is bisexual here.

As for bizarre conversations, I don't have many except for friends who are deliberately explicit in 'deviant' ways. And even with them it's not often.

I feel deprived now.
03-03-2008, 06:13 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

TyphoonThaReapa's a G.

Damnit, you got it before me. :(

My favourite moment that I can be arsed to remember was years and years ago. Me and my sister were talking in a car ride home, when I saw some pylons with the little dangly ball thingies. I asked why they were there.

"It's so the birds don't fly into the wires." She answered.

"Oh!" I cried. "So it's fine for them to stand on them, but fly into them: NOOOOO!"

You really had to be there.
03-03-2008, 06:21 PM
Hazzard

Please, don't kill the letter which would stand for "Gangsta". I hope this won't become a new trend on this forum, I think I would murder/suicide if it does.
03-03-2008, 06:24 PM
Peegee

What's up G?

G also stands for Ghoul, as used in Max Brooks' WWZ
03-03-2008, 06:29 PM
The Ceej

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzard

Please, don't kill the letter which would stand for "Gangsta". I hope this won't become a new trend on this forum, I think I would murder/suicide if it does.

G for Gay:
It's Not A Ripoff Of Gangsta
It's One-Upmanship
03-03-2008, 06:30 PM
Quindiana Jones

G also stands for goat, grope, guillemot, gang, group, ghat, gut, git, got, get, gonorrhea, gull, gnaw, grime, grim, gram, great, gash, grass, gas, graze, grows......in fact, it stands for a lot of things.

But most of all it stands for World Peace.
03-03-2008, 06:31 PM
Hazzard

So you're trying to say G-unit can now stand for "Gay" Unit. Nice..
03-03-2008, 06:38 PM
Quindiana Jones

And Goat Unit!
03-03-2008, 07:06 PM
The Ceej

You forgot GOE.
03-03-2008, 08:08 PM
Momiji

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ceej

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzard

Please, don't kill the letter which would stand for "Gangsta". I hope this won't become a new trend on this forum, I think I would murder/suicide if it does.

G for Gay:
It's Not A Ripoff Of Gangsta
It's Plagiarism

Fixed.
03-03-2008, 08:14 PM
Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzard

So you're trying to say G-unit can now stand for "Gay" Unit. Nice..

Why do you think there are so many guys in G-unit? :shifty:
03-03-2008, 09:39 PM
scrumpleberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hazzard

So you're trying to say G-unit can now stand for "Gay" Unit. Nice..

Why do you think there are so many guys in G-unit? :shifty:

<3

In all seriousness, I can't think of a funny conversation off the top of my head. Maybe...

sberry: ...Can you think of a landmark?

friend: Ooh! Ooh! I know one That big...woman!

sberry: ...

friend: *girns*

sberry: ...

friend(triumphantly): The statue of liberty! That's the one.
03-03-2008, 11:10 PM
NeoCracker

Ceej, you have failed. Hard.

When you decide to revoke your idea that G should be used for gay, you MIGHT have your failed status revoked.

And everyone knows G shoudl only be used when referring to Grimmjow Jammerjack.
03-03-2008, 11:19 PM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittenkitten

I'm a G too! :D... We're talking about bras right? :laughing:

That's sick.
03-03-2008, 11:23 PM
smittenkitten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Araciel

That's sick.

Yes I think I got carried away and had too much chocolate. Sorted. ^_^
03-03-2008, 11:25 PM
Araciel

lol hear that girls? chocolate is better than tissue for making your cup size increase.
03-03-2008, 11:36 PM
smittenkitten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Araciel

lol hear that girls? chocolate is better than tissue for making your cup size increase.

Once you've found out how to decrease the size, let me know will you. :p
03-03-2008, 11:44 PM
Peegee

There's a surgery to do that. They remove some of the tissue and are even able to reroute your nipples, Areola and all.

NB: I fail at biology as I had to look up the term. /fail