My best advice has to be:
"Do it for the lulz"
You guys?
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My best advice has to be:
"Do it for the lulz"
You guys?
If you don't know, ask. It's the best advice I've ever been given.
^tru dat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
"Get out of the way!!!"
I live by those words.
I guess this is a sarcastic thread so I'll post likewise.
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Originally Posted by I don't know
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Originally Posted by Bill Cosby
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Originally Posted by Bill Cosby
If it's wet and you didn't touch it, don't smurf it...:cool:
Trojans and district fives rip easy. (District five here gives out free condoms. :P)
This is the only thing resembling a sex talk I ever got. :p
lol
dont eat yellow snow!!!
if you dont try, youll never be dissapointed, but you wont be sucessful either.
If she's light and it's black, that :skull::skull::skull::skull: is whack...:cool:
i dont understand any of your advice ttr. ;_; sry.
dont count your chickens before they hatch.
you cant finish something if you didnt start it.
If their twins and they go down faster than the towers, call national security...:cool:(SPOILER)...or not
You may die today, you may die tomorrow. You may die when your young or you may die when you're old. If you spend your life worrying about the end constantly you'll never have time to use the time you are given. You don't want to be at the end of your life without a life behind you.
I get my best life advice from books. I think one of the best one I got was an autobiography (a real one, unlike Memoirs of a Geisha) from one of the best geisha in history, Mineko Iwasaki, about how hard work and classiness is the best way to prove people's negative comments about you wrong. It's only real way to win.
If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return. :)
Lol, kids...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by smittenkitten
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...;)
This wasn't advice given to me, more like my personal motto. ;)
In this world, it is easier to make someone miserable then to make them happy. Therefore, by choosing to spend my life making others suffer, I can accomplish more then the person who wants to make people happy.
I hope you can all take this to heart.
I'll have you know I'll be 18 soon! :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaLol, kids...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by smittenkitten
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...;)
A'yo, just to let y'all know...Once you go black, you end up in a wheelchair...;)
Edit: I heard that smitten! Holla!;)
treat others how you treat yourself.(how you yourself would want to be treaten.)
Never stick any object in a plug socket.
That is NOT good advice to give to a Masochist. Just saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Look in the mirror with her. If she has no reflection, smurf her...:cool:
Unless they live in an exclusively masochistic society.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerThat is NOT good advice to give to a Masochist. Just saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
Let's see...how did it go...
"Don't put your finger in there."
Then years later someone told me "Put your finger in here."
They both turned out to be awesome advice.
Don't forget "Don't take it out!"...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
You're not even trying anymore, are you Typhoon? :p
If you smell the ocean, it shows hell ain't 'cha motion...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCracker
Hows that Neo?
"Living is a once in a lifetime opportunity."
"Its ok to laugh at it!"
"Waist time like its free."
Those three are personal mottos that I made and this last one is just classic.
"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"
Alright, I'll take it.
"Some say the Glass is half empty, other say it's half full. Me? I just drink whatever is in the glass."
My turn
"They didn't make Beauty and The Beast for nothing! Make sure that bitch get a HIV test first..."
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wtf. ttr, yours are all dirty sex advices that make no sense!!!! D:<
those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
^that one i live by.
People who live in glass houses should be careful where they take there showers. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoTifa
"Men are not seahorses. So let that bitch carry her own children.."
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"bros before hoes"
"Sticks and Stones may break your bones, but HIV can kill you..."
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Whether your glass is half empty or half full, it's your job to fill it up.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
And on that note I was talking to a lunch lady the other day, and she said
“If you have to be a bird, you might as well be an eagle.”
Kurt Vonnegut wrote a lot of little sage pieces of advice that I take to heart. There's really too many to count.
Here's a good one From God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater:
My parents taught me since I was very young that to influence people and to do good in other people's lives was what would make your own life meaningful. They also taught me to dream big.Quote:
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - God damn it, you've got to be kind.
You can't accomplish great things in life if you don't have great big hopes and dreams to start out with.
I also subscribe to the whole "pay it forward" idea. I really do believe that if I am particularly nice to someone, they will in turn be nice to others. And if I take the time to help out somebody, they will remember that and take the time to help someone else. It's the reason why in road rage crazy LA, I let people come into my lane if they're struggling to get in, or I can see that they're trying to get to the exist, and it's why I share my business information with others who are starting out in the photography industry because others have helped ME in the past.
It all basically boils down to being nice, and realizing that you only have one life. And in the words of the fabulous Tim Gunn, you have to MAKE IT WORK.
I'd much rather be a penguin myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolentrean
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm going to smurfing stab you."
"If she ducks every time a man in a purple suit walk into the room, if she run fast in high heels, and if she's name after a alcoholic beverage she shows the basic symptoms of $5 Ho..."
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When in danger or in doubt
Run in circles, scream and shout
"Why the the chicken cross the road? So he can get away from that bitch of a hen!"
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"smurf the future, live for today"
Words I live by.
"You're only as old as you feel."
"You're only as old as the girl you feel"
My brother's words not mine :p
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Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Fixed...:cool:
Overusing the cool smiley makes it lose all of it's cool.
"What? I love women! It's the bitches that get 'cha!"
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"stay away from ttr. hes bad for your health" my mom told me that one. i live by that every day. :)
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Originally Posted by NeoTifa
From the book Legend by David Gemmell.
"Some of you might be afraid of dying but all men must die for none get out of this life alive."
Druss the axeman say's it on the walls of the fortress just before the worlds biggest army turns up to attack them. I think it's good advice because even if you worry about death all your life and never do anything dangerous or even smells like it could be dangerous then what kind of life is that? You're still going to die and it's when danger and death have been faced down and you survive that life becomes that much sweeter.
Oh mercy! Hilarious! Oh TTP you devil! Not only have you blessed us with your own glorious pieces of life advice, you have also edited mine to make it humorous! Pure genius, you! Hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Fixed...:cool:
lol, 52 replies in the space of a few hours. Astonishing how much advice you EOFFers have to offer, ehh?
lol i sense some sarcasm there quinny boy
I know!!! Ain't I the best!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-QuinOh mercy! Hilarious! Oh TTP you devil! Not only have you blessed us with your own glorious pieces of life advice, you have also edited mine to make it humorous! Pure genius, you! Hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapaQuote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Fixed...:cool:
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"you CAN do it. if you can't, then someone didn't explain it to you in the right way."
simple, but its affected me to this day
"If you don't succeed the first time, pick yourself up and try again and again until you do. Determination isn't a bad trait, you know." One of the quotes that my friend Hayleigh says.
how about Charlie Sheen's words in "two and a half men". -_-'Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
I think it was in S4 when he started feeling old.
"Let me tell you Alan, you're only as old as the girls you feel. And lately, ive been feeling about 24."
1. "Do, or do not. There is no try." Said by Yoda but my Band teacher is the one who taught it to me. He's the most influential teacher I've had because he's been my teacher for 8 years now, so anything he says like that, I take to heart.
2. "Sitting on your ass, whining about how the world refuses to conform to your wishes will get you nowhere. Instead, get up off your butt and show the world who you are." - Me
There are 24 cans of beer in a case and 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not.
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Originally Posted by Heinlein
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Originally Posted by G'kar
"Food goes in here."
"Penis goes in here."
haha lulz..Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
My parents have always encouragd me to be myself, which is a great piece of advice.
'Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, you'll have the time of your life.'
I originally heard that on a Billy Connolly interview I think it was; he was quoting something one of his friends had said.
"If you can't get love from your parents, look for love elsewhere."
It's the best piece of advice I've ever gotten. :p
"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson
Nike- "Just Do It"
smile and people smile back lol :snowgirl:
"It does what it's told!"
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"Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley
If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return.
"band teachers are lacking social lives. when they tell you that you suck, its really an inferiority complex, and has nothing to do with your amazing talent at blowin' that boner! (the tromboner, oh course :))" =me
"Sara says: if you see a crisp packet on the floor don't pick it up"
Wow, such...amazing advice. xD
Mmm..., the best advice people give me is usually the ones that I don't follow.
For instance an older friend of mine was telling me how he broke up with his girlfriend of many years just because he got bored and ended up regretting it so badly because it went bad for both of them, specially her.
Well, I had his same feelings and I was bored of being with my girlfriend of three years so I broke up with her thinking things would be alright. Regretted it a month later when she got with another guy and moved in with him and dropped her studies.
Needless to say, I've gotten over it now. Although it did suck that I had to go through so much BS. But hey, that's life.
The easiest way to lose something is to want it too much.
Goddamn that is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
The best advice I ever gave someone was "Don't smurf up."
"when life gives you lemons, take the time to make lemonade.. dont just suck on them."