5 Word Post Story Time

Ok boys and girls, lets begin!

Jesus looked up from hell

to see a chicken in a

pink fur coat with a

pair of hairy brown maracas

which he shook violently, while

an accordian player danced with

a sleazy barmaid and then

a messenger bird flew in

(Hazzard, you should edit the first post and put the whole story there O:)

with a nice, juicy, fat

Mother hen from the UK.

Which heaved up a vomit

to throw at a passerby

who had a huge hat

that sang when you did

. He was doomed to sing

while furiously shaking his yoohoo

a kitty suddenly walked by

Gnawing at a rat's body

Okay people, I know this is odd coming from me, but lets use propper sentance structure and punctuation, Mkay?

For Instance Smitten, your line doesn't even make sense when you look at the few posts before.

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

. He was doomed to sing

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Originally Posted by Rye

while furiously shaking his yoohoo

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Originally Posted by smittenkitten

a kitty suddenly walked by

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Rye, you need a period at the end.

Then Smitten, capitalize your sentence, that way those two are split into two separate Ideas, and then it will make more sense.

Thank you for your time.

I hate to break it to you, NeoCracker, but I don't have psychic abilities, and I didn't know if someone was going to add onto that sentence (while furiously shaking his yoohoo, crying over the 2008 election, for example) or not, so I didn't think to end the sentence. xD

I wouldn't have either, but thats hardly an excuse not to try to make this look better.

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Originally Posted by Hazzard

Gnawing at a rat's body

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. The rat was also singing

a song by avril lavigne...

The kitten pulled a face.

All of the music was

horrible to listen to, so...

Jesus came back to life

the kitten had a seizure. NVM!!!

and met with Shiva, to

and the cow jumped over

twenty fat screaming piles of

sharp teethed eyeballs with blond

Eyelashes which viciously devoured the

face of a mutated goldfish

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Okay people, I know this is odd coming from me, but let's use propper sentance structure and punctuation, Mkay?

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Let's = let us. ZING.

which screamed a horrible prophecy.

I watched all of this

whilst punching a passing child

. I apologized for being mean

, but administered a kick anyways

and apologized again. The car

slammed into the child. I

i was stealing that moment

Blood blurred the window screen...

I wrote an apology letter

to the King of Spain

and we killed some puppies

, it was the humane thing

since we needed their pelts

to give to blind orphans

because we couldn't pay them

Rattling in the Amazon Rain-forest

...was a thread of spam.

*closes*