Evastio has a disease, you see...

he has this problem. He loves to think up things, then try to make a thread about them on EoFF, but, completely butchers his idea in his post. Then he comes back 20 billion posts later, and actually words it well. Really I feel for the guy.

Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)

I'm what we call an Extremosaurus-Rex. Either I don't post here at all, or post here far, far, far, far, far, far, *Gasp for breath* Far too much. *pant, pant*. Perhaps one day I shall find the equilibrium I crave so, that shall tranform myself into a god.

My wang is so large i have to wear it as a belt..

and girls complain when they get a piercing.. try doing it every day!

My disease is that I hate chocobos.

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My disease is that I hate chocobos. Goldenboko

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I fixed it for you, you can admit it :bigsmile:

Well, Evastio is aces in my book, Bokey Pokey!

I have a disease called Eyeolic. I go in Eyes on Each Other even though I know it will make me angsty and fidget. This disease makes my organs very fragile!

I have far to many problems to list here.
So I've come up with a disease name. I even named myself after it.

Cornicrackian Disorder.

Though recently it developed into the state known as Neodomiducus Crackinhiem.

Do you know what they call fruity creeps who are addicted to smutty slash-fics about Albus Dumbledore putting it up Grindledore's hey-nonny-nonny?

You don't want to know.

Rye is creepy and needs many… many years of therapy.

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Yes, they do know that such a person is called a Rye.

My disease is the compulsion, when playing RTS games, for everything to be just so. I hide behind my defenses and turtle like a tortoise until I have every tech, my unit cap is maxed and reached, and I've build as much as I am able to. Only then am I able to attack.

Edit: Dolantrean knows what's up.

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Rye is creepy and needs many… many years of therapy.

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Thats why we love her :greenie:

I have a very sexy learning disability... I call it, Sexlexia!

I smell irony? :choc2:

Now who could oddler be talking to? :shifty:

I have a disease where I call people out for being toolboxes.

Can we guess, dear readers who in this very thread might be one? I don't think I even have to hint.

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I have a disease where I call people out for being toolboxes.

Can we guess, dear readers who in this very thread might be one? I don't think I even have to hint.

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Oh! Oh! I know, I know, pick me! It's oddler isn't it?

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Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)

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Funny, made up and pretty gawd damn win?

...uh... my disease is...Chewbacca? :confused:

You are 10 off.

Aerith's Knight?

yes? how may i help you? :p

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yes? how may i help you? :p

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Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

I call them like I see them.

I suffer from Chronic Arrogance. It's incurable. Or my body is so hardcore it can deal with it. I'm awesome.

I take a nap after work and wake up with the awesomest bedhead, and am completely incapapable of recreating it the next morning. Phooey

I have a disease called Carelessness, and it effects everyone around me.

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yes? how may i help you? :p

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Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooo rly? -_-'

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I have Goodwillhuntingitis. I have a genius level IQ but I am a smurfing lazy prick who doesn’t want to do anything with his life... Oh, I also have Chronic Arrogance CMP, so I must tell people about stuff like Goodwillhuntingitis.

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you may have a high IQ, like most of the ppl here i imagine, but if you dont do anything with the potential(like my brother),

you are definiatly.. not smart

I have Goodwillhuntingitis. I have a genius level IQ but I am a smurfing lazy prick who doesn’t want to do anything with his life... Oh, I also have Chronic Arrogance CMP, so I must tell people about stuff like Goodwillhuntingitis.

I have Chronic *Headdesk* Syndrome. Whenever anyone says something really stupid, my head slams against my desk.

GoodWillHunting-itis haha.. Must be what I have..

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you may have a high IQ, like most of the ppl here i imagine, but if you dont do anything with the potential(like my brother),

you are definiatly.. not smart

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That's a matter of opinion. It could be considered a waste maybe, but its not stupid. Its a choice. Doesn't mean the intelligence isn't there

Facepalmitis. It only occurs when I read threads... well... that are alot like this one.

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Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)[/QUOTE]

I-don't-proof-read-my-posts-itis.

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[QUOTEGoldenboko;2443330
Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)[//QUOTE]

I-don't-proof-read-my-posts-itis.

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*applauds* Wow, quoting that looks wonky. *Fixes to make it look prettier*

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

yes? how may i help you? :p

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Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

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Uh, AK's been here longer than you have, nub.

I sexor newbies. I'm also vastly different IRL than I am online, so there must be some sort of internet anonymity or leetspeak fetishism that grips me when my fingers go over the home row.

I have clumsyitis. I fall/trip/bump into things all the time, I drop things and I'm covered in bruises. :jess:

Unoriginalitus

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yes? how may i help you? :p

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Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

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Uh, AK's been here longer than you have, nub.

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Osewani narimash!ta ^__^

that showed him :tongue:

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I smell irony? :choc2:

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Now who could oddler be talking to? :shifty:

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No. That's my disease.

And in my land, a toolbox is you. :Oo:

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I have clumsyitis.

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I read this as clumsyTITS and lawled heartily.

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...vastly different IRL than I am online, so there must be some sort of internet anonymity or leetspeak fetishism that grips me when my fingers go over the home row.

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I just attribute this to not being able to organize your thoughts as efficiently as you might while typing...Like me.

My friend tells me I'm bipolar when I drink because I'll be telling a joke like it's the funniest thing ever and then get deathly serious. But he also suffer from the disease of not being able to diagnose psychological disorders.

I suffer from the disease Iloveaichaitis.


I also suffer from Ihatedennisitis.


And let's not forget Ican'tmakeaseriousposttosavemylifeitis.