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As you all know, I'm going to college in the fall, full of innocence and dreams of academia. But then... my friend told me that in college, boys streak. As in they run around with no clothes on! :eek:
I'm afraid of ruining my innocence, because I've never seen a naked boy before. Not even a picture! Can you tell me how to protect my little virgin peepers from this ocular despoilment, e-pals?
Gosh, I'm afraid I won't be pure anymore. :kaocry:
Solution! Spray your eyes with acid. You'll never be able to see them.....ever again.
Watch gay porn. Then you won't be surprised by anything.
Gay what? Do you mean happy films? I don't think The Lion King is appropriate in a time like this! Please be serious, mister! :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
What innocence? It won't be ruined by seeing naked people...I don't think it will, and even so, it's college...do you have any idea what people do in college?! seeing naked bodies is nothing compared to what most people are doing, so you have nothing to worry about. and it's not like it's every day.
Apparently in college everybody has orgies every day. And it's mandatory participation.
It's been nice knowing you Rye Bread.
What? Where are you going?
Van Wilder's School of PARTY TIME!!! ?
or
American Pie University?
I've been in college for 4 years and I've never seen a streaker.
Gah I've been had! They told me none of that happened when I went to university! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
What do you mean, that's why I applied.
Come now Rye! The human wang is a beautiful thing! :D
Get two gooseberries and paint them pink. Then get a sausage and place them between the two gooseberries. That's sort of what they look like. Take it from someone who has one they're not that bad.
I'm afraid that I must report:
I belabor under the impression that girls also streak at these locales.
Super-glue your eyelids shut! :jess:
This is true. The naked mile or whateverthe smurf is party to both sexes. I would guess that since she has seen her own bits, she's not so intimidated, but many girls look .. VERY different...
Pure? Innocent? What?
Oh Rhody, you know all about that. You were the one who escorted took me to my first virginity ball! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
http://blogs.zdnet.com/projectfailur...igs_flying.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Is that what a naked boy looks like, Shiny?! Aaaaaah! Scandalous wench! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinyhttp://blogs.zdnet.com/projectfailur...igs_flying.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
My tail is WAYY bigger than that.
i could send you a few pics if you like. :love: sure as hell wont be the best but might get you over that trepidation a bit or they might terror blind you.
my recommendation is to power through it. you shouldn't worry about streakers, contrary to what you may have heard the cock isn't poisonous.
How about stid's?Quote:
Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
They're not poisonous either.
Close enough. One kills you now, one kills you later and makes your wang look all nasty. I still shudder from that health class. They SAY it was educational, but I think they just wanted to find a loophole around the no porn rule in school. :(
It's a scare tactic, like when they bring in an ex-junkie to tell you how smurfed up their life is so that you don't do it too.
shiny must get all the hot ones!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinyhttp://blogs.zdnet.com/projectfailur...igs_flying.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I haven't seen any streaking naked boys, but I have seen a couple of them wearing SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn man costumes. Which might as well be naked.
Actually, I was discussing with a friend in physics lab right before we had a [very intimidating] test, and we agreed that we had many options with the test, but the last one to resort to was Option E, streaking naked in the street to relieve stress, or to succumb to stress.
I've just decided I'm an innocent virgin too.
PENIS?
more like: show me where the pen is!
Doesn't it feel great? :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
Penis ?Quote:
Originally Posted by RyeDoesn't it feel great? :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
Yeah, finding where the pen is after you've lost it. Best feeling ever.
Oh that...I don't lose my pens.
i got a "pen" for you youngun' give me your address so i can come give it to you....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Can I join the club? :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chemical
Well, if the guys streak, you shouldn't really be worried about their penises if you're avoiding looking at ugly things. Just be worried about if they're obese or not. Not to be mean to anyone whom considers themself to be obese, but normally, watching a lot of skin flubber in such a fashion is disgusting, unless they're breasts. The penis is just icing on the cake for that.
Been in college for two semesters and still no streaking. I wonder what the problem is.
*covers GC's eyes* :cat: