I'm home from college and my parents keep feeding me, I think they're planning to fatten me up and EAT ME! Help, what do I do?
Have you ever been in this situation?
:shifty:
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I'm home from college and my parents keep feeding me, I think they're planning to fatten me up and EAT ME! Help, what do I do?
Have you ever been in this situation?
:shifty:
i never been in this situation but if i was u i would lock your slf in the bedroom and shout i don't want to be eaten so leave me alone
I EAT ALL DAY YUM YUM YUM
That's such helpful advice, charlotte! :heart:
Bert, stop spamming my thread. You should be more like charlotte :jess:
I've been in this situation with my grandmother. I went to visit her after a long time of not visiting her and she fed me and fed me and fed me. I thought she was going to eat me. But I didn't gain a pound and she let me go home at the end of the month.
I spent my entire first year of University eating Pot Noodles and Super Noodles, so every time I went home my mum would cook me nice big meals. I'm a terrible cook, hence why I had to depend on 'just add water' food. I think you should enjoy having someone else make your food for now, and if you're anything like me good food.
That's a relief, Cim :jess:
I do enjoy good food Jings, I just don't wanna get eaten :crying2: Haha but yeah, at college I live off of sammiches, oatmeal, cereal, and ramen.
If my mum was any more forceful about my eating when I visit my parents she would be stuffing food down my throat with a shovel. :D I love her.
Just quietly slip the food under the table to the dog, they can fatten him up and eat fido that or go bullemic and throw up regulary to prevent fattening and thus defeating their target of trying to fatten you up meaning no eating jojee
It is a relief, I don't want to be eaten!
FOOD IS GOOD NOM NOM NOM NOM
Well, at least you're not AT college, where boys can streak by you and destroy your INNOCENCE. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Jojee
lol Innocence.
What they don't know is that you'll eventually get too big to eat, so it's win/win.
I wouldn't be complaining if that happened to me.
Yes, and it's annoying as hell. Sometimes I have to help out my step-dad's mom and sister with stuff, and they CONSTANTLY ask me if I want something to eat. Literally every five minutes, if not sooner, for the entire duration of my stay. No exaggeration. Even if I JUST ATE, I'll hear: "Shane, we have some sandwhiches in the fridge if you want some." "No thanks, I just ate." *two minutes pass* "Are you sure you don't want a sandwhich?" "I'm sure, thanks." *three minutes pass* "We got some cake the other day, do you want some cake? You seem hungry!" Rinse, repeat, over the course of three solid hours.
My parents dont really care about me that much xD
feed it to wild boars.
I routinely suspect stuart's mother of cannibalism.
Push them into the oven. That'll save you from them eating you.
My parents live right in the centre of Greenwich, London, which is a real tourist place, and there are tons of restaurants right on their doorstep, so it's even worse for me! :eek:
Eat them first! :jess:
You'll be safe, provided you paint and post more loli girls in their panties.
I can't guarantee your safety if you don't keep 'em coming, though.
You forgot the pigtails, Nec. Why would you do that. :kaocry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
It's not just your parents wifee Joy~
I've made you brownies and banana bread.
:shifty:
I think ALL of you are out to eat me! HELP! *hides under a rock*
I think I had like 4 meals today. xD Which is like... 2 1/2 meals more than I usually have.
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Originally Posted by Jojee
Well come to think of it, I am quite hungry :chef:
I never stop eating, it's a wonder I'm not a 500lb shut in yet.
This solution worked for me when my asian parents tried to eat me. Joy you should try it with your asian parents too:
Find a copy of yourself. You can typically achieve this by going to any sticker booth in Chinatown and grabbing a girl. Threaten her life with a sharpened Pocky stick.
Drag her to your parents' place and switch clothes with her so she looks like you. Take pics.
Have her eat the food your parents are fattening you up with.
????
Profit.