I mean I know it exsists (well I think it does anyways) but I've never been there, is everything (and I mean everything, like buildings and stuff too) battered like people say?
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I mean I know it exsists (well I think it does anyways) but I've never been there, is everything (and I mean everything, like buildings and stuff too) battered like people say?
No, it's not.
It's cold during the winter, warm during the summer, rarely ever hot, has crappier football than England but better festivals. Depending on where you go, the housing market might actually still be thriving, oddly enough.
It has me! What more could anyone possibly want?
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Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Scotland is mostly cold but when there is sun all the girls will go out in short skirts and bikini's even though it's still like bloomin' winter! There can be ruff places in Scotland I would say Glasgow is the most popular for batterings and something bad happening. I think we've improved through the year though. :) I think the bests bit of Scotland would be the Highlands from what I've heard it's beautiful. Edinburgh is a really good city and there's always somethign happening. :D
Oh, I know Scotchland, it's a State in England?
WHAT!? We are our own country! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Just like Hawaii :eyeroll:Quote:
Originally Posted by smittenkittenWHAT!? We are our own country! :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Quit beating around the bush, Baloki.
Yes, there are sheep in Scotland.
Yes, people have sex with said sheep.
Yes, you can join in if you ask nicely.
The furry is called out!
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
Ice cold burnnnnn
Actually it's Wales and New Zealand that shag sheep. We eat the sheep and turn them into Haggis. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Face is a sheep shagger? :O
If the movie Doomsday is any indication of Scotland, then all of the populace is crazy mohawk wearing, bondage loving, hardcore rock listening, cannibals, where as the other half is crazy and live in castles like it was the dark ages.
Sounds about right. Don't listen to anyone else's lies. I've been in Scotland my whole life, after all! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X
Can't say much about the cities, but the little villages are as pretty and pastoral as those seen on the small screen. The houses are, naturally, hobbit-sized. The highlands make for some breathtaking scenery. The most unexpected thing I encountered, however, was when we closed in on little village Durness, having seen nothing but roads and highlands (and yes, sheep) for miles, and suddenly faced a sign reading "John Lennon Memorial".
Hopefully not in that order.Quote:
Originally Posted by smittenkitten
Scotland is full of Cave Dwellers and has technology that pales in comparison to the technology that us English folk use.
Except for sex toys, apparently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raebus
Shauna told you about the sex toys?
Scottish people say AYE and CANNY alot.
OCH AAAYE THE NOOO! Shauna said that to me.
One time I went to Scotland on a school trip in late May, and for the week we were there it was hotter than it had been in Cyprus three weeks earlier.
I know, unheard of! :eek:
You weren't in Scotland. That's impossible!
in scottland they beat up englishfolk!
We let them beat us up. If we tried we'd kick their arse! :cool:
that's the spirit! go for the knees!
"God help the English, if they didn't have the Scottish to think for them." Quote by George Bernard Shaw, an Irishman :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Raebus
Scotland's a nice country and one I definitely enjoy visiting. Although I know the west of Scotland (Glasgow and Ayr) better than the east, the people I've met are very nice, friendly and there are some fantastic places to visit.
Hahahaha
All our politicians go to Westminster and rule the English with an iron fist. At least that's the impression I got when I spoke to some Londoners.
I'd imagine there would be tree's there! MANY MANY TREES!
do they beat up scottishfolk in england?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
What's with all the negativity towards my homeland? Scotland rules all. Shame I've never been there tbh.
Has anyone seen the film Trainspotting? its like that:D
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Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Does not compute.
I think he meant motherland or something.
My mom's Scottish. <3 Scottie land.
COMPUTE THISQuote:
Originally Posted by BalzacQuote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
Does not compute.
What he said. My family hails from scotland. Mine was the first generation to be born in england.
I see, that's just a very American thing to say. You know, how nearlly every one is Irish or Scottish somehow?Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Harvest
*Actually reads thread* Wait WHAT?
I think we should nominate Blue Harvest for the next Darwin Award.
Never been there. I remember one time I was looking for it in the world map but I couldn't find it so I denied it's existence, that is until today when I'm considering acknowledging it it's own country.
I know this one guy named Scot. :eep:
Can the weather really be as bad as it is in England? I know that crap weather was the real driving force behind British Imperialism. I mean, the places they colonized all have beautiful weather: The Caribbean, Africa, India, Hong Ko...nevermind.
You really shouldn't admit to not being able to find a part of Britain on a map. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Montoya
I was looking for the country Scotland, and all I saw was the United Kingdom. It made no sense. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by JingsYou really shouldn't admit to not being able to find a part of Britain on a map. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Montoya
He gets it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Scotland's pretty cool. Lovely hot beaches on the West coast. Nice country to chill in if you're on holiday.
Hot beaches on the west coast...? When? xD I live on the west coast, and there are no hot beaches. Ever.
I went there in a hot summer. There were hot beaches. They were toasty and shiny, although the sea was nasty n cold. Nd also I saw a couple of palm trees. I can't remember exactly where I went XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Definitely the west coast, though!
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Originally Posted by MontoyaI was looking for the country Scotland, and all I saw was the United Kingdom. It made no sense. :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by JingsYou really shouldn't admit to not being able to find a part of Britain on a map. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Montoya
Ah. You're one of the countless hordes that didn't understand the whole UK/England distinction. :(