This Is a Clever Newbie Thread Title

Newbie threads are not part of my French homework, which is probably why I'm writing one right now.

I hate writing these things since they suck by default.

I'm Kes. And, I don't really play Final Fantasy really. I mean, I beat FFVII, but that was because I used the internets to help me. I have played a bit of FFIV, FFVIII, FFX, and FFXII. The reason I haven't finished any of them is because I started playing them after I started playing WoW, and well, anyone who's played an MMO probably understands. I read a bit, mostly SF/F. I also fence, though not competitively.

Ouch! told me that I should come join, and so here I am. It's been a while since I've been on a forum, and even longer since I've been on one this size, so this should be fun. At the very least it's still not French homework.

Welcome to my barbecue.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE. SO SO SAD. :kaocry:

On a happier note, welcome. :cookie:

Yes, procrastinatory habits ftw.

Sappening?

Yo.

I think you're going to fit right in.

Thank you to everyone who has welcomed me so far.

I should probably note that I actually haven't seen the movie Kes. Though, scrumpleberry, you're the first person to actually bring it to my attention. I'll consider that a recommendation, and watch it in the future. Another note relating to my name is that I did not get it from the Star Trek character.

Is your name based on the brilliant film of the excellent book A Kestrel for a Knave? One of my favourite books.

Welcome to EoFF!

Edit: Oh, you should read the book or see the film if you get a chance though.

:kaoplain: Hello! Welcome to EoFF. I hope you have a great time here:kaohappy2


obey me!:kaodizzy:

:happybday

Definitely watch it. Very sad, but well worth it.

HEATH, HIGH FIVE.

Welcome to Eoff Kes! :mog:

clever newbie... now that's an oxymoron!

welcome either way

THE JACKEL

You took my advice!? :bigsmile:

Welcome, babeh! You look like you'll fit right in!

Hi there. I'm the hippie 'round here. I provide the happy.

WELCOME TO EOFF, Kes!

Come to think of it, I don't think you've ever told me where the username Kes comes from. I mean, I think I can make some guesses, but then the whole Kessica Kesington thing really throws me off.

And isn't EoFF so much better than your French homework? You can thank me later for introducing you to new means of procrastination.

Hey Kes, it's good to have you here. Hope you stick around and enjoy our time here. It's quite obvious that you're smarter than the average newbie. :)

If your name isn't from the film Kes, what's its origin?

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clever newbie... now that's an oxymoron!

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Good point. *Adds comma* I think that changed the meaning slightly.

Edit: And my name origin is that it is very loosely based off of my actual name, which I will not disclose to the interwebs.

Edit again: And also, it's Kessica Kesington, Ouch!. I suppose I could disclose the whole, boring story here. I've been Kes for as long as I've been on the Internet. Even before I was glued to my monitor, I had it drilled into me to never, never, never give away any personal information because everyone on the internet is a stalker or predator of some sort. Some people on the last forum I terrorised found my paranoia amusing and decided to come up with their own backstory for me based entirely off of what they knew which was "Kes is loosely based off my actual name". So that is how I became Kessica Kesington from Kesville. *watches thread die of boredom*

Bonsoir

I do think you'll fit in well here. Welcome to EoFF, Kes. :)

Welcome, make sure you read the Rules/FAQ, and enjoy. :p

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Edit again: And also, it's Kessica Kesington, Ouch!. I suppose I could disclose the whole, boring story here. I've been Kes for as long as I've been on the Internet. Even before I was glued to my monitor, I had it drilled into me to never, never, never give away any personal information because everyone on the internet is a stalker or predator of some sort. Some people on the last forum I terrorised found my paranoia amusing and decided to come up with their own backstory for me based entirely off of what they knew which was "Kes is loosely based off my actual name". So that is how I became Kessica Kesington from Kesville. *watches thread die of boredom*

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This is excellent. xD

It's excellent because she properly punctuates my name without being prompted. <3

Hello! :D
Ouch! is fun :D
And also my father :D

I think I'm going to like you :bigsmile:! Here's tip numero one. The smiley :bigsmile: is too cool for school.

Hey... I Be Awesome. Lets go get drinks.

Alright our Kes?
Do you gots a sodastream and crazy paving?

hi! I like your av xD

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Welcome to my barbecue.

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He ain't lyin'. :choc2:

If you're a friend to Ouch!, you sound like good people to me.

Welcome. :)

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Hello! :D
Ouch! is fun :D
And also my father :D

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Care to explain? I think I'm missing something.

I hate Ken Loach. :nonono:

On the other hand you seem cool, and I like Ouch!, and you have a pretty sig, so hi. I'd say you're paranoid, but honestly, any forum that the boy is a member of? It's wise to remain anonymous.

Welcome, have fun, stick around, obey the rules, you know how it works I'm sure!

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The smiley :bigsmile: is too cool for school.

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Boko, did you steal that saying from Rye?... :bigsmile:

Also, Kes is made of sex and WIN. I already like her more than most of you all.

Too cool for school is a very old saying :P

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Too cool for school is a very old saying :P

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Oh Boko...:bigsmile:

Fresh meat! Bring out your torches and your pitchforks, people, we're gonna have some barbecue!

Welcome! I'm curious, what font did you use to make your signature? I love to collect pretty fonts.

I like pleasure spiked with pain cause Newbie is my aeroplane, it's my aeroplane.

Songbird sweet and sour jane and music is my aeroplane, it's my aeroplane.

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I like pleasure spiked with pain cause Newbie is my aeroplane, it's my aeroplane.

Songbird sweet and sour jane and music is my aeroplane, it's my aeroplane.

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You are violating restriction airspace. Begin turning your aircraft around within thirty seconds or we will be authorized to use deadly force.

*pushes newbie down a hill covered in gummiworms*

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Welcome! I'm curious, what font did you use to make your signature? I love to collect pretty fonts.

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Sig and avatar both use Bickham Script Pro. I'm not entirely sure where I got it, or I'd tell you that too. Though, I think it actually came with a program/the OS.


Also, thank you again to everyone who welcomed me, or said something. I appreciate the welcomes, and I'm sure I would appreciate some of the other things that have been said if I understood them. ^_^

If you've never played through FFII and you have access to it, maybe you should do it now. :greenie:

Go here.

HAHA I love the suck up-ery of all the in training children.

Ouch! Is one of my good friends and one of the most awesome people on this here forum so if you're a friend of his then you're a friend of mine ^.^ Welcome!

And he's right about the procrastination thing. This place takes all your motive to work out of you.

Hi.

So... is that a no on the drink? regardless of me being awesome?

Is it clever?

I kid! Welcome to the forums!

Edit: Someone already beat me to it, gosh dangit.

Hi Kes.

Zach has a crush on me. Please tell him I am not interested. I believe you are the only one who can get through to him.

Also welcome.

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Hi Kes.

Zach has a crush on me. Please tell him I am not interested. I believe you are the only one who can get through to him.

Also welcome.

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You'll come around eventually, baby.

Okay, I'm going to actually attempt to make a real response to things here instead of being overwhelmed by the entertaining combination of friendliness, craziness and what seems like self-pimping for the contest.

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You took my advice!? :bigsmile:

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but Ouch! told me to make one the second I got my account, and I didn't actually know about User Notes until I posted this. It took me so long to getting around to posting because I wanted to make a new avatar and signature image.

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Originally Posted by qwertyxsora

Welcome, make sure you read the Rules/FAQ, and enjoy. :p

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Thanks for linking it, but I always make sure to read through the rules before posting anywhere.

Oddler, I don't have access to FFII. Dolentrean, you are obviously a stalker or internet predator as I've already stated because you are on the internet, so no. ^.^ (<./sarcasm>). Thanks to everyone yet again for the welcomes.

Finally, I would like to maintain that that the title of this thread is indeed clever, and that I hope that my assertive manner tricks someone.

Edit: Sorry, Psychotic, I'm not sure what made you think he listens to me, but I'll try anyway.

I lied. At first I was thoroughly tricked.

Curse you!

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Hi Kes.

Zach has a crush on me. Please tell him I am not interested. I believe you are the only one who can get through to him.

Also welcome.

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You'll come around eventually, baby.

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*slaps* How could you? What about us!? ...Oh that's it. :mad2: Hi Kes, would you like to elope and have hot wild monkey sex? :monkey: :strawpanties:

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Hi Kes.

Zach has a crush on me. Please tell him I am not interested. I believe you are the only one who can get through to him.

Also welcome.

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You'll come around eventually, baby.

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*slaps* How could you? What about us!? ...Oh that's it. :mad2: Hi Kes, would you like to elope and have hot wild monkey sex? :monkey: :strawpanties:

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If I had known encouraging Kes to make an introduction thread would result in the revelation of my adulterous ways, I would have never told her to come here!

Come on Ouch! You need to think these things out!

I thought my various conquests partners would have a bit more discretion!

You can never trust an old [strike]conquest[/strike], [strike]victory[/strike], [strike]wild night in vegas[/strike], [strike]Cid Knight[/strike] partner :shifty: to remain quiet!

But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. ; ;

Except for syphilis and love children

Welcome to the forum, Kes. At first I thought your username came from one of the more interesting characters from a much-maligned sci-fi series... but it seems not.

But that's beside the point. Hope you like it here! :)

Hey-oh Kes, dunno whether I'm late saying welcome - but I'll say welcome anyway :bigsmile:

*sexors newbie*

what?

Hey Kes, that's a pretty clever newbie thread title you have there!

Make yourself at home. :)

Hey there Kes and welcome to EoFF :)

You seem like you'll be a good addition to the forums. Stick around.

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*sexors newbie*

what?

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man, you're still doing that? (get some new material >.>)

THE JACKEL

Tried and true man.

(SPOILER)what

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*sexors newbie*

what?

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man, you're still doing that? (get some new material >.>)

THE JACKAL

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methinks yer just jealous I didn't sexor you.

I know I am.

Wait, what?

OKAY!

Little John Rep.

I think I love you already.

Will you be my friend? Then, over time, we can become close friends and eventually lovers? The girls here are all easy too, so I think we could have some fun with them as well.

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*sexors newbie*

what?

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Didn't see that coming :rolleyes2

WELCOME OR ELSE.

Welcome to EoFF! I hope you enjoy your time here. :jess:

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Welcome to my barbecue.

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welcome to his bar-b-q!
have a cookie......:cookie:

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*sexors newbie*

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man, you're still doing that? (get some new material >.>)

THE JACKAL

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Pfft, like you have any room to speak, Mr. 'I'll copy/paste 'THE JACKAL' into every one of my posts instead of just putting it into my sig'. I do believe you post 'THE JACKAL' more than PG posts his newbie-sexoring. I think you need some new material. :p

In other words, those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or however the saying goes.

If you'd listen to the wise words of Demitri Martin you'd know that ONLY people in glass houses should throw stones.

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If you'd listen to the wise words of Demitri Martin you'd know that ONLY people in glass houses should throw stones.

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You're gonna have to explain that to me.

Have I told you lately, that I love you?

And yet again, thank you, everyone, for the welcomes. Also thank you for the cookies and the declarations of love. I certainly found the discussion of Ouch!'s indiscretions amusing. I probably could have lived without the large, pink sexors, but it was a nice effort.

^_^

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And yet again, thank you, everyone, for the welcomes. Also thank you for the cookies and the declarations of love. I certainly found the discussion of Ouch!'s indiscretions amusing. I probably could have lived without the large, pink sexors, but it was a nice effort.

^_^

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PG sexors all the newbies. Think of it as a rite of initiation here. PG even sexored me when I joined 3 years ago. :p

Those of us who never made newbie threads were spared the sexxoring. That, and I'm fairly certain he hadn't started sexxoring people when I joined anyway.

Can you all imagine a serious PG? I have a hard time remembering if it was real or just a dream.

Hey there, welcome! :D

Welco..

PG never sexor'd me. :(

He didn't sexxor me until last week :p

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If you'd listen to the wise words of Demitri Martin you'd know that ONLY people in glass houses should throw stones.

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You're gonna have to explain that to me.

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If you are trapped in a glass house, the only way out is to throw a stone to break a wall and escape! Otherwise throwing stones is just mean.

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If you'd listen to the wise words of Demitri Martin you'd know that ONLY people in glass houses should throw stones.

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You're gonna have to explain that to me.

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If you are trapped in a glass house, the only way out is to throw a stone to break a wall and escape! Otherwise throwing stones is just mean.

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I never said one was trapped. I said ones who LIVE in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You're just damaging your own property at that point! D:

Depends where you threw the stone.

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If you'd listen to the wise words of Demitri Martin you'd know that ONLY people in glass houses should throw stones.

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You're gonna have to explain that to me.

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If you are trapped in a glass house, the only way out is to throw a stone to break a wall and escape! Otherwise throwing stones is just mean.

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I never said one was trapped. I said ones who LIVE in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You're just damaging your own property at that point! D:

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Then it should be

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No one should ever throw stones ever regardless of housing situation.

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I'm a fan, if you couldn't tell :D!