EoFF Making the World Record for Amount of People in a Van

So let's say somehow we're able to get everyone on EoFF together to accomplish the task of cramming as many people as we could in a van. Personally if you were the one deciding who to stick in the van who'd you choose? Would you choose people that are small enough, people that are flexible and are able to be crammed in weird areas within the van, people that could handle being crushed by fellow EoFFers, hot people that you'd want to get crammed in a van with, etc? Would you stuff yourself in the van as well? If you would where would you want to be in the van?

I guess I'd only let myself get crammed in the van if enough EoFFers wanted me in there. As for who I'd stuff in there and how I'd probably stuff short and flexible EoFFers in the back, tall big EoFFers in the front, and EoFFers that are average in height in the middle. Of course I'd only choose people that would be willing to let themselves get crammed in the van which was why I chose different van areas for different people.

Clone Levian. We could probably get a few thousand copies of the little fella stuffed into the back.

Id be the one driving :)

You mean he's really that small?

If we were to clone anyone for this, I'd think it'd have to be 10-15 year old members since they're probably small enough for the job. Um, no offense 10-15 year old members.

since we all thought it, I will be the one to say it.

All the sexy ladies and me. :jokey:

And Lunar :shifty:

Names please?

It would be me, every female member, and GoBo.

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

It would be me, every female member, and GoBo.

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Even then there would be plenty of us to go around.

I guess you guys aren't very strategical about this (except for Psychotic). Hopefully it's different for the girls...

I think he just put in the girls so no one could see him feeling you up.

Edit: And I think half the girls here would want nothing but girls in the van too.

Mostley because the guys here look and/or smell really funny.

And I do to have strategy, as a lot of the girls here are really tiny. And so is Lunar.

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Originally Posted by Evastio

You mean he's really that small?

If we were to clone anyone for this, I'd think it'd have to be 10-15 year old members since they're probably small enough for the job. Um, no offense 10-15 year old members.

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Not me Im 5'9" 145 lbs

I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.

Obviously I'd ONLY take the tiny people and put them in there. Big people can GTFO.


I dunno if I'd go in there. Too crowded...but we are breaking a record after all.

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Originally Posted by Bahamut2000X

It would be me, every female member, and GoBo.

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Even then there would be plenty of us to go around.

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Id still be the one driving :)

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Originally Posted by Evastio

I guess you guys aren't very strategical about this (except for Psychotic). Hopefully it's different for the girls...

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I don't think us guys have particularly cared about strategy, we're far too hyped up on testosterone thinking of other things ;)

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Originally Posted by Evastio

I guess you guys aren't very strategical about this (except for Psychotic). Hopefully it's different for the girls...

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I don't think us guys have particularly cared about strategy, we're far too hyped up on testosterone thinking of other things ;)

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yeah.. id have to agree.. too much blood flow away from our brains

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Originally Posted by Lekana

I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.

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Aren't Jojee and Aicha skinny tall girls?

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

I don't think us guys have particularly cared about strategy, we're far too hyped up on testosterone thinking of other things ;)

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You guys sure are quite dirty aren't you?

Joy and Aicha are freakin' tiny. I think Jojee's like, 5'0.

Joy is like.. 3 heads below me.. i dont think id even notice her if she was standing next to me xD

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Originally Posted by Lekana

I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.

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Aren't Jojee and Aicha skinny tall girls?

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You're my new favorite person :p :p :p

I would cram all the guys like NeoCracker and Aerith's Knight in a van and tell them it's for the purposes of breaking a record, and then I would set off the bomb that's in the van :shifty:

Why thats not very nice of you. :cry:

Haha, no they are short xD

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Originally Posted by Lekana

I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.

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Aren't Jojee and Aicha skinny tall girls?

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You're my new favorite person :p :p :p

I would cram all the guys like NeoCracker and Aerith's Knight in a van and tell them it's for the purposes of breaking a record, and then I would set off the bomb that's in the van :shifty:

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you wouldnt be the first :p

*sigh* northern irish women.. *stares into memories*

I'm about 5'9, but I can cram myself into tiny places if needed.

I would put the sexiest people (stu, foa, paul, b0bxD) nearest to me and then climb in and hope everyone else will too.

There's a VW microbus for sale in town. Everytime I drive by it I want to buy it and I can't imagine why somebody hasn't yet.

I'm staying out of this. It's nothing but trouble imo.

The optimum strategy would be stuff as many tiny people. Let's just clone Rye a few thousand times instead

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Clone Levian. We could probably get a few thousand copies of the little fella stuffed into the back.

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Why are people still posting responses to a question that's clearly already been solved?

In middle school the boys used to compete about who could fit into the smaller spaces, and me and another guy were best in the class at it. We had these cupboards in one classroom, and I managed to hide, with the door closed, in a space not larger than 0.5x0.5x0.75 meters.

I don't think I can do stuff like that anymore :jess:

All the small people who can get into tight spaces.

6'7", guess I'm out.

You know whats great? All the hot girls here are short. Yeah. Thats great.

It feels great that I'm not the only midget. Levian, Lekana, Rye, Jojee, Aicha and I can all throw a midgeto bash inside the van. *resists the urge to make a Mexican comment* Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(

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Originally Posted by Laddy

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(

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:'(

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hippies take too much space in a van :p

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Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(

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:'(

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hippies take too much space in a van :p

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:( :(

We could chop your legs off like Procrustes :D!

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

We could chop your legs off like Procrustes :D!

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I like her :)

Don't mess up my colon dee ;_;

Is getting stuffed in a van with dozens of people a big turn on or something?

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Is getting stuffed in a van with dozens of people a big turn on or something?

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if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

yes people.. im going for horniest member in the next ciddies :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

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Don't know about you but I'd prefer to be the one doing the stuffing.

I would choose all the Mexicans first.

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

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Don't know about you but I'd prefer to be the one doing the stuffing.

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let me rephrase.. get stuffed in the car with only females..

if you do the stuffing then youre outside the car.. thats boring(yes i got what you meant, you hentai! :p)

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

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Don't know about you but I'd prefer to be the one doing the stuffing.

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DEL MURDER!

5'5"

I should be able to fit in. 117lbs :D

Stuff me in!

smurf using a van, use a mini instead :D

Obese people. That way, we could get the LEAST amount of people. (No offence to any obese people here, though)

Then we might as well leave the van empty!

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Originally Posted by zack_fair

Obese people. That way, we could get the LEAST amount of people. (No offence to any obese people here, though)

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I take great offence to that. You have made an enemy for life! :monster: