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Hot dogs are fairly mysterious anyway, but the Balamb Garden hot dogs are doubly so. What do you think are in them besides animal endtrails?
I think the reason they're so addicting is probably something to do with nicotine.
Except for Zell. Zell likes them because he's repressing his homosexuality. They're phallic, he has an oral fixation, not to mention the buns. That's the only logical answer in his case.
Perhaps Balamb Garden is a sexually repressed school and everyone wants one of those wieners?
It's not the hot dogs, man. It's the cafeteria lady.
This is obviously the only right answer here...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Interesting fact, the hotdogs are localised depending on the country they are in. In Japan I think they were some kind of sweetrolls.
japanese girls go cuckoo for bread. It's a fact, you can read about it in Kimegura Orange Road.
The cafeteria lady apparently(well one of them) is the mother of one of the v. familiar dudes in F-H.
What are hot dogs made of?
In the words of Dan Akroyd in "The Great Outdoors"
"You know what they're made of? Lips and Assholes!" ;)
It's made of people!
(NORG's secret family recipie ;))
Indeed, apparently the FFVIII Ultimania confirms that - but in the final FMV, while the credits roll, it seems fairly obvious (at least to me) that Zell's eating a hot dog, not a piece of bread...Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
I didn't see a dog of any kind!
lets give her a minute until she makes the connection..Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Yes! My thoughts exactly xD But, seriously.. I think I've read somewhere that he is in fact homosexual, or something like that. There are some clues in the game or something.. Can't really remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Anyway, as someone said probably made of people.
Was it in a Future Esthar thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Everything has been at least once in a FE threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletWas it in a Future Esthar thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
That's because the FMV was redone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
OH MY GOD!
The hotdogs are people!
*gasp*
That quote was from me, not Captain Max Power :pQuote:
Originally Posted by MJN SEIFERThat's because the FMV was redone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Is there a source for the FMV being re-done? Sounds interesting, I've never heard about it before...
I'm gonna be blunt: Zell = straight. he is going out with the girl with pigtails grom the library, source? FF8 disc 2Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletWas it in a Future Esthar thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
its a "space hotdog"
Roto won the thread in his initial post.
Nah, he's still gay.. he just doesn't know it yet, and apparently neither does the poor girl with the pigtails. Ooh, the drama when he decides to come out!Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowI'm gonna be blunt: Zell = straight. he is going out with the girl with pigtails grom the library, source? FF8 disc 2Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletWas it in a Future Esthar thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Breine
Incidentally, the second image result for "cute japanese bread" on google images is thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Big DIndeed, apparently the FFVIII Ultimania confirms that - but in the final FMV, while the credits roll, it seems fairly obvious (at least to me) that Zell's eating a hot dog, not a piece of bread...Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
http://yg.typepad.com/makingtoys2/im...a827ae_m_1.jpg
YouTube - Final Fantasy VIII Ending (part 2 of 2) YouTube - Final Fantasy VIII EndingQuote:
stuff about there being two versions of the ffviii ending
Go see for yourself.
.... lolwut?
Hai guys lol0olo im eatin' lotta bananas and hot d0ggz, im so gay yikes! Sue me!
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He loves hot dogs because of the nice taste, not only that reason but men are also more hungry than women and that's a fact, hench is it not harmless to eat hot dogs! Duh.
What's in the hot dogs? The same thing that's in my banana bread, clearly *scoffs in same manner Zell does with the hotdogs at the end of the game*
Also, Zell is clearly gay. I mean, he wants to see Squall's, ahem, gunblade. ;)
Oh I see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big DThat quote was from me, not Captain Max Power :pQuote:
Originally Posted by MJN SEIFERThat's because the FMV was redone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Is there a source for the FMV being re-done? Sounds interesting, I've never heard about it before...
I don't know for sure. I just assumed if they are Hot Dogs in our ending (and they look like it to me) then it stands to reason Square edited it.
For some reason, when I played the PAL version, I saw the hot dogs in the ending, but since I also played the USA version, it didn't show the hot dogs ending event.
Protein and nutrients I am sure
Calories... lots of calories...
Didn't you know? The Cafeteria lady stuffed weed in the hotdogs.
They are filled with baby seal eyes..
What a monster!
One ingredient: McDonalds
No wonder they screw you up so bad..
English mustard, the only thing not available on the streets of New York.
Oh, and a massive dose of "in-translation-loss". Hell, in the French version they recognised that hot dogs weren't quite gonna cut it so they made it "Bretzels", which is just like hot dogs except the sausages are deep fried in batter! Mmmmmmm...