Pick Roto13's new nickname! Not ... not that one he had in high school.

Ok, here's what we're going to do. Final Fantasy games have... entertaining scripts. Some of the lines are downright awesome. What I want you fine people to do is to come up with a bunch of ways to incorporate my screen name, Roto13, into them. One really bad example:

Son of a SubRoto13er

Once there are enough entries, the top five or so will be selected (how, I'm not sure yet, I'll decide later) and posted in a brand new thread with a poll. The winner will become my new screen name. The more ridiculous the better!


VOTING RULES

Please vote a maximum of 3 times (4 if you want to thank foa for being a sexy beast)

OK, so that's maybe more of the one voting rule rather than a set of rules, but whatever.

I had to edit a couple of names to get them to fit, and there are quite a few I wanted to use but were just too long and couldn't be shortened without ruining them completely.

Go!

Sit down and drink your goddamn Roto13!!!

Too long for a username, but still really awesome.

I... so Roto13...

You spoony Roto13!

Oh yeah, I went there.

I, Roto13, will knock you all down!

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Originally Posted by Clawsze

You spoony Roto13!

Oh yeah, I went there.

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I had just "Spoony Roto13" in my head as an example but I didn't post it because I like it and if I posted it, I'd have to disqualify it. :P

Ain't no gettin' off Roto13

This Roto13 are sick

or

This guy are Roto13

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Originally Posted by Big D

This guy are Roto13

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yes

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

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Originally Posted by Big D

This guy are Roto13

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yes

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Seconded.

"Rebels Plotting Roto13"
"Roto13 Plotting Rebellion"
"Roto13 Plotting Roto13"
"People who like Roto13 are good people"
"To be Roto13 is worse then Death"
"You, the Roto13 of darkness, using it means nothing!"
"What? You never heard of Roto13?"

Barret, you look so cute in your Roto13 suit.

^^^ That one made me lawl xD

I might have to edit some of these to make them fit as screen names, though. :P

What's Roto13? Is it yummy?
Revive the power of Roto13!!
This is my Roto13, to atone for my wrongs.

Ooo, soft Roto13!

Melodies of Roto13

Dancing Roto13

The King of Summoned Roto13's

Ok, now that I found the FF quote thread:

I dreamt I was a Roto13.
Do I look like a Roto13?
That's Roto13, you nut!

And, of course...

I'm Captain Roto13!

A floating Roto13... pretty unsettling scenery

Roto13? What the hell!

I won't let you do it! Roto13 is not only yours!

Roto13? That some kinda disease?

I know I have a stuffed Roto13 body, but I'll work really hard!

I want you to know that I didn't dislike Roto13. Gotta admit he was a strange dude. Just when you thought he was cool, he'd go and do some damn fool thing. And when you thought he was smart, he'd show how stupid he was. Everything about him from his movements to his speech were kinda odd :shifty:

Roto13? Off course!!

Roto13? Do I look like a rower to you!?

I WANNA BE A ROTO13 WHEN I GROW UP!!!


Because you are a Roto13.

I've become a monster because of Roto13
I've become a Roto13 because of my sins.

Alright, Roto13, let's mosey.

You some kinda Roto13!

ROTO13, ROTO13, ROTO13...I am so sick of hearing that!

I remember Roto13...he was the slum drunk!

GET YO SPIKEY ROTO13 OVER HERE!

Mr. Roto13!

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Gau: Uwaooo~!
Sabin: What the...
Cyan: Roto13 art so... odd.
Cyan: I'm Cyan and he's Sabin.
Gau: You Sabin... you Cyan... me want more food!!
Sabin: No more for you.
Gau: You go... get more for me.
Sabin: You're a regular munchkin!
Gau: And you... afraid of me!
Sabin: You wanna fight?
Gau: Me not wanna hurt you...
Sabin: Stop looking at me like that!
Sabin: Wheeze... puff...! You're pretty tough!
Gau: Wah, ha! That fun! You strong!
Gau: Me like dancing! You good leader!
Sabin: Shut up!!
Cyan: Simmer down, sirs! And Roto13, o wild one... who might Roto13 be?
Gau: Roto13?
Gau: Roto13! Roto13!
Gau: Roto13! Roto13!
Gau: Roto13! Roto13!
Gau: Roto13! Roto13!
Gau: You angry?
Gau: Cyan! You angry... me?
Gau: Cyan! You angry... me?
Gau: Cyan! You angry... me?
Sabin: Gau... his family was just...
Gau: Me understand... me sorry. Me not mean person...
Cyan: Look! We can't have ye two prancing 'round all day! Gau, I think
we're going to get on well together. Why don't you join us?
Gau: Ah! I give you present! Gau give nice present in thanks for food!
Sabin: What manner of rubbish do you suppose he's gonna...?
Gau: Gau's treasure... shiny, shiny!! Shiny, shiny, shiny!!!
Sabin: Can anything be THAT shiny?
Gau: Does Mr. Roto13 like shiny thing?
Sabin: Mr. Roto13's that one, over THERE!! A shiny thing, eh...? Think how
jealous Locke's gonna be when he hears about this!
Gau: Who be Locke? He bad man? Maybe he try steal my treasure!
Sabin: Locke? Well, he's...
Sabin: Listen when someone's talking to you!
Cyan: I think he's trying to tell us something!
Sabin: Urgh... alright... carry on...
Gau: Here! Here! Shiny thing here!!
Gau: Sabin, place where you buy food... it called Mobliz!
Gau: Cyan, place where you stand... river brought you there... Now, we
go Crescent Mountain! Shiny thing, there!
Cyan: Look, let's just go along with him to this Crescent Mountain.
Sabin: Phew... why'd we invite him along, anyway...?
Gau: Mr. Roto13! Hurry up! We're leaving!!
Sabin: Hey! I told you once, I'm not Mr. Roto13!!!

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Roto13 and it's principles.

This might have been mentioned somewhere already. :P

"You sound like chapters from a self-help Roto13."

"I hate hate hate Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13...you!"

"I'm Roto13, the flower girl. Nice to meet you."

"Say Cloud, have you ever been a Roto13?"

"Don't fight here! You'll ruin the Roto13!"



Weird, I know.

This thread is fun xD

Blow them to smithereens with a Roto13?!

Son of a Roto13!

I will have a son, wait for him to be 13, sign him of for this site, and name him that.

just took a random quote.

No. After all, I did work for Roto13, y'know.

You give us back Roto13's Garment Grid right now!

It'll be a thousand years before you can
take on the mighty Roto13!

Roto13?! A'yo, pass that :skull::skull::skull::skull:!!!

And I would gotten away with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids and that stupid Roto13...

Roto13...What The Smurf

I am captain Roto13 of Dalmasca!

Someday I will be Roto13, but I will always be myself.

You don't need a reason to help Roto13.

I have the solution. We'll summon a Sloganizer.
http://www.sloganizer.net/en/style5,Roto13.png

As Kefka may once have said:

"I Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 Roto13 you!"

"Don't believe Roto13's lies!"

"Some call me the Flaming Roto13."

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Originally Posted by Tallulah

"Some call me the Flaming Roto13."

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XD

I don't wanna be Roto13 anymore...

No matter how dark the night, Roto13 always comes, and our journey begins anew.

Every good sky pirate needs a Roto13, right?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

No matter how dark the night, Roto13 always comes, and our journey begins anew.

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That is glorious. Too long for a screenname, but still funny:D

I'd use that one right now if it wasn't so long.

It is time to fight like men! And ladies! And ladies that dress like Roto13!

Quake, mortals, you face the Roto13 of legend!

Gilgamesh has so many good ones.

Zidane: (touching Dagger) Ooo, roto13...

Kuja: Peace is but a shadow of roto13, desperate to forget its painful
roto13... Though we hope for promising roto13s. After shedding a thousand roto13s, yesterday's sorrow constantly roto13s. And while the moon still shines roto13, by roto13, it will turn to scarlet roto13.

A golden shiny Roto13 of hope!

Don't blame me. Blame yourself, or Roto13.

Here lies Roto13.

I PREFER the term Roto13!

Call me Roto13, or I'll rip your lungs out!

No, Roto13 is THAT one! Over THERE!

Leave us, Roto13 eats strangers.

If you want roto13 you'll end up with nothing

edit: If you want everything you'll end up with roto13 :D

Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of Roto13, or live and fight your sorrow!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

Call me Roto13, or I'll rip your lungs out!

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<3!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

Leave us, Roto13 eats strangers.

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Had to stop by to admire.

"I'm roto13; who else?"

"roto13; who else?"

"I play the roto13; who else?"

I'm thinking of moving on to the next phase tomorrow or the next day, so get more submissions in quick!

I decided to just pick the finalists myself since I'll be the one changing my name. :P The final name I end up with, though, will be chosen by vote.

My votes gonna be on "The Flaming Roto13" :p

I, Roto13, shall knock you all down!
(I'm surprised nobody posted that one)

That Roto13 just got served!

You look like a Roto13 wearing a marshmallow.

He always said that just once, he'd like to dress up like Roto13.

You spiky haired Roto13!

Your lucky colour is... Roto13?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

I, Roto13, shall knock you all down!
(I'm surprised nobody posted that one)

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some one did post that one

anyway, not actually a quote but OneRoto13edAngel would be good, same goes for R-O-T-O-1-3, one that is a quote, Roto13, what a weird name (nice ta meetcha my names Roto13)

"I feel... lighter, I must have lost some weight, all that Roto13ing"

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

Leave us, Roto13 eats strangers.

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"Roto13 eats strangers" would be short enough for a screenname...

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Originally Posted by thegirth

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

I, Roto13, shall knock you all down!
(I'm surprised nobody posted that one)

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some one did post that one

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet in the 4th post

I, Roto13, will knock you all down!

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:cool:

I didn't live 700 years by munching on Roto13!


There are more Roto13s here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of them all!


We called it Roto13.


I will become Roto13! I will destroy Spira! I will save it!

Roto13... The force that keeps the planet alive!

I'm going to go ahead and end the submission phase now. Look forward to the finals soon.

You dont need a reason to help Roto13
Having sworn Roto13 must I spend my life in servitidude?
How do we know Roto13 exists? Maybe Roto13 doesnt exist...
I don't wanna be Roto13 anymore
I do what I want. Roto13 have problem!?
The only dependable thing about the future is Roto13.
Someday I will be Queen, but I will always be Roto13.

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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner

You dont need a reason to help Roto13
Having sworn Roto13 must I spend my life in servitidude?
How do we know Roto13 exists? Maybe Roto13 doesnt exist...
I don't wanna be Roto13 anymore
I do what I want. Roto13 have problem!?
The only dependable thing about the future is Roto13.
Someday I will be Queen, but I will always be Roto13.

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Originally Posted by Roto13

I'm going to go ahead and end the submission phase now. Look forward to the finals soon.

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Personally I'm rooting for Dr. Acula's or Big D's, although I think Rantz's has a good chance.

Voting for something other then The Flaming Roto13 is just wrong.

"Behold the mural. The ultimate destructive magic... Roto13."

"I thought of what to give you as a gift...
Shall I give you Roto13?"

"Have you no shame? What happened to the evil, ruthless Roto13 from your fantasies? The cold-blooded tyrant that slaughtered countless men and destroyed many nations?"

"Roto13! Make them bleed!"

I vote 31otoR sI dlroW ehT!!!!

I don't even know what game the Flaming one is from.

"The Call me the Flaming Amarant"

FF IX :p

The Asperger King!

(Your extremely specific food order is our mumble muble roto13)

EDIT: LOL RYE MISSING POINT OF THREAD.

Vote POST.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

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Originally Posted by thegirth

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Originally Posted by Dr. Acula

I, Roto13, shall knock you all down!
(I'm surprised nobody posted that one)

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some one did post that one

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet in the 4th post

I, Roto13, will knock you all down!

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Ah, didn't see that there.:D

I couldn't decide so I voted for all of them Multiple choice polls ftw.

*evicts from the internet*

What exactly was your high-school nickname?

Ah well, the second best one is winning. Thats good enough for me.

You should encode your nick using ROT13 encryption instead :D

If Flaming Roto13 wins, I might just do that. :P

Roto13 no baka

:)

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

Roto13 no baka

:)

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Roto13's idiot?

http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/wrong8.jpg

I have always wanted to throw something like that in a post. Besides, the submission deadline for the poll has been over for a while.:p

more like, Roto, you idiot.. or something around that line.. but im writing it right..

so..

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/...em_48e4556.jpg

it was doomed to fail.. :D

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

more like, Roto, you idiot.. or something around that line.. but im writing it right..

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No, you're writing it wrong. 'No' in Japanese represents a possessive of something. What you typed literally translates to 'Roto13's idiot' or 'the idiot of Roto13'.

On topic: I'm totally for 'This guy are Roto13'.

On that tangent, I played a Game Called Treasures of Rudra, and it followed that exact patter.

Rudra No (Whatever the word was). So, would that phrase translate into Idiots of Roto13, or was the Game just read as Treasures of Rudra in English because it looks nicer then Rudra's treasure?

Well, in most cases, and in my personal opinion, the more formal '______of ______' seems more epic than '_______'s ______'.

Which do you think sounds better? 'The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya' or 'Haruhi Suzumiya's Melancholy'? It would translate either way from 'Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu'. It's all a matter of preference and what sounds better.

However, what I think AK's trying to say is 'Roto13 is an idiot', which would be 'Roto13 wa baka' (or is it 'Roto13 ga baka'? I always get the two particles confused), not 'Roto13 no baka'.

lol yeah i figured this out 5 min after your first post about it but eoff wasnt working.. it does mean what momiji says. i dont know about the wa though

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

lol yeah i figured this out 2 days ago but eoff wasnt working.. it does mean what momiji says. i dont know about the wa though

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Two days ago? You posted 'Roto13 no baka' yesterday. >_>

And I am pretty sure 'wa' is correct. I'm 100% sure 'no' is wrong though.

watashi wa bakazuki

I did.. my bad, I figured it out about 5 min after your post.. is that better?

my sense of time is disturbed by ludicrous amounts of alchohol.

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

I did.. my bad, I figured it out about 5 min after your post.. is that better?

my sense of time is disturbed by ludicrous amounts of alchohol.

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Then it's high time you laid off the alcohol. ;)

I should so change my name to Roto13 no Baka. :p

Yes. Yes, you should.

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Originally Posted by Momiji

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Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

I did.. my bad, I figured it out about 5 min after your post.. is that better?

my sense of time is disturbed by ludicrous amounts of alchohol.

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Then it's high time you laid off the alcohol. ;)

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nevah! its one of the few things that brings joy to life and brings up that nice fog before reality.

And i will continue to spam this thread..

SPAM!

As of right now I count that 41 people have voted, so I updated the poll since you people have no class. :smash:

Does that mean I have to make THAT my nickname?

Leave it to Mulley to abuse his CK powers as soon as he gets them. :p

foa is so nice for doing this for Roto13 is a lovely name!

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

foa is so nice for doing this for Roto13 is a lovely name!

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Could be shortened to "foa is so nice", perhaps?

...but that doesn't have Roto13 in it D:

Just take out "this for" and you've got a winner.

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Originally Posted by oddler

Just take out "this for" and you've got a winner.

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Win!

Well the voting phase has been open for a week and nothing has happened in two days, so...

A WINNER IS BIG D

I'm going to PM whoever the hell it is I PM to get my name changed. xP hooray!

Thanks to everyone who submitted and/or voted. :P Success!

wait, what was wrong with Roto13?

He are sick.

whoo

At least a good one won.

Yeah! I can't wait to see This guy are Roto13 everywhere now!

I'll see you around, This guy are Roto13.

It's just a tad unfortunate that Roto isn't a huge fan of FFVII:p

Aw, who cares. It's a great line. xP And it kind of mocks FF VII if you want it to.

I'm just surprised my suggestion came in second. In a good way; I wasn't expecting it to be on the poll :D

Congratulations? :choc2:

Leeza is being difficult. >_>

She won't let you take "This guy are Roto13"?

That evil women will try and destroy all that is good in this world.

She'll keep the kittens though.

Del Murder is being equally uncooperative.

EDIT: At least cl_out is cool about it. <3

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Originally Posted by This guy are Roto13

Del Murder is being equally uncooperative.

EDIT: At least cl_out is cool about it. <3

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I told you he would be. :love:

This still doesn't make up for the Christmas Cookie incident clout!

Too bad Leeza is still a Nazi. >_> I'm going to feed all of her cats to a dog.

I want "This guy are Roto13"!

This is so not cool. :mad2:

How come the staff are balking? Is the name too long?

The limit is 25 characters and the name is 19. There's nothing against the rules about it. They just don't like it.

Censorschip!!

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Originally Posted by Roto13

Too bad Leeza is still a Nazi..

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please do not joke about that..

I am sad :(

I'm indignant.

No, you're Roto13. :p

*cue freezeframe and fade to black*

*cue ending credits*

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Originally Posted by Momiji

This are so not cool. :mad2:

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Changed things a bit.

It's not my Roto13.

Roto13's strength is unreal. He is far stronger in reality then any story you might have heard about him

Ooh neato! A Roto13 in the middle of no-where!

Oh you're so cute, Miss Roto13. :D

You Spiky Haired Roto13!

GROSS-NESS! Don't mess with me old man! You don't even have any Roto13!

My money's on Roto13.

Is Roto13 edible? Or is for barbeque?

Roto13... I'm gonna haunt you if I die here!