*Makes thread*

In the honor of the asterix action day, try to think up the nuttiest asterix action you can think of.(keep it PG-13 at most ;))

I'll start it off with some:

*takes all newbies on a safari and leaves them there*

*rides piggyback on a midgets shoulder*

Your turn. :)

Asterix:
http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordp...ix_front_1.jpg

Asterisk:
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*promptly kills Psy using nothing but one of Agrias' bras and then turns to the rest of the forum holding psy's head up*

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

*promptly kills Psy using nothing but one of Agrias' bras and then turns to the rest of the forum holding psy's head up*

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*cheers and grabs a beer*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Asterix:
http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordp...ix_front_1.jpg

Asterisk:
*

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*Ara thanks the gods.*

Let's party!

/throws pies

*wonders why PG isnt sexoring someone*

*starts smacking people with live eels*

*flicks my boogers at a random relative*

*enforces*

*FAIL*

*smacks Ara with a sausage and takes a bite out of the untainted end*

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

*enforces*

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Ah been a while since I've seen one of those. Think I'll join in.

*Enforces as well*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Akaria

*smacks Ara with a sausage and takes a bite out of the untainted end*

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I'm not even gonna' say it...

*gets naked* Now beat that!:razz:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Polaris

*gets naked* Now beat that!:razz:

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*enjoys the view*

see i beat it :razz:

*stuffs eoff in a suitcase and hides it in the rainforest*

*Goes Green*

*wonders why the smurf there's such thing as a JKB;S;KJSL;K asterisk action day*

*hopes that everyone knows that the keyboard bashing is a sign of his frustration*

*I refuse to participate in this inane babble and show of internet-hey-day-dom*

*Blargag*

*is disappointed in the pathetic quality of her holiday thus far*

We should be doing something all together! Like an rp. . .

*sees a blorgrar in the distance*

*chases the blorgrar from his thread*

*eats a cookie* :cookie:

*Impersonates the laugh of Connor Mc-Leod, Highlander scarily accurately*

*Laughs at the sadness of Aerith's Knight's enthusiasm of his thread while listening to my father blow his nose noisily down stairs and posts a rude, sarcastic asterisk-enveloped response, eagerly awaiting the consequences that may be received from other members of the EoFF community, but not to care the slightest bit that they think because I'm horribly depressed and the main focus of my life for the past 3 weeks has been whether or not to confess my undying love for someone*

Was that too much? :bigsmile:

*reads Hambone's post*

*suggests hambome either makes a EoEO thread or gtfo*

:bigsmile:

*despises himself and his way of thought*

*Appears in the asterick thread, tired and ready to fall asleep after finishing off the first season of Shakugan no Shana*
*Types out random actions*
*Finishes up on the computer and gets ready for bed*

*runs on hands chasing a hobo down an alley with a shovel while texting on a sidekick LX*

*Pushes AK into an active volcano whilst ogling Polaris at the same time*

*thinks of a very nice and weird way to explain the word flatulence to a five-year old*

*farts* (oh my :D)