So I'[m having lunch right now, and a guy next to me is having a coke. That reminded me of those commercials where the polar bears drink coke. Where the hell do they get it? Seriously. I think its a conspiracy of some sort...
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So I'[m having lunch right now, and a guy next to me is having a coke. That reminded me of those commercials where the polar bears drink coke. Where the hell do they get it? Seriously. I think its a conspiracy of some sort...
Duh, they're just actors. The Coke cans are probably filled with salmon juice.
I remember a vending machine being in one of the commercials. I was going to post an image of this as a witty response but I can't find it. :(
I thought that Santa gave Coke to them. =O
Santa, or Satan?Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
Santa is a trademark of Coca Cola.
you've heard of alaska's black gold (oil) reserves right?
Well north of oil, you have coke. Voila!
(the north pole was still really cold back when the dinosaurs were alive (I guess it was somewhere where the canadian/us border is today), so they couldn't survive up there. Instead, there were these cold water fish called C. Cola, and it's their dead bodies that has given rise to our current supply!
FUN FACT: The state of Georgia was originally the earth's south pole, equally cold, and equal supply of C. Cola. Then, when God was playing jigsaw with the continents, He thought 'man, a south pole should be more interesting/cooler than this' and he placed Georgia in the Deep South where it is today, and now we have Antarctica!
Santa gives Coke at Christmas time? What the hell? All I ever get are lame-ass socks! :(
Awwww today my german expressionis literature teacher told ua bout a comercial that was with Stalyn, Hitler and Mussolini parents and that by the end it said 'What could have been if there was Durex at that time?'
We laughed a lot because the example was really out of contest still I find Coke commercials terrible!
Dude, dealers got connections all over the world. Even polar bears can do a few lines when they're partying.
Price chopper.. just like everyone else.
polar bear populations dropped drastically in the mid-80's and leading ecologists link it almost exclusively to the new coke fiasco
I'm pretty sure the coke is buried in the snow.....
I want some Coca Cola ;_;
I am suffering through some serious withdrawal, here.
Blacks.
Yeah right behind Black's Hardware, there's a white guy selling it.
That white stuff aint snow....
It's ice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
of course! it makes so much sense. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Meow
One of the comercials a few years ago actually have baby seals giving coke to the baby polar bears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nominus Experse
the bears got hella cavities
Coke is one of the by-products from producing iron :p
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Originally Posted by Goldenboko
You. Win.