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What if you could create your own infection? What would it be?
You're not limited to something that just eliminates the human race. It could be a bacteria that gives people super strength, or a virus that alters genetic code. It could even be a beneficial computer virus. You have no limitations. Whatever your twisted mind desires.
I'd infect everyone with a virus that forces them to do sillywalks. ALLWAYS.
THERE IS NO CURE!
Could I invent Microsoft? That would be so cool, watching people suffer like that.
T Virus.
I'd love to be behind the T Virus!
Making all those zombies 'n' all :3
Even though I tend to hate musicals, I'd love to turn life into one. It would be a party. So, I would make a Once More with Feeling virus, except with no spontaneous combustion.
I'd rather not think about diseases.
There's a slight measels outbreak in Milwaukee, which yeah, isn't too cool at all.
I'd have a disease that shrinks everyone once every 20 minutes.
Dance Fever
Eliminate that particular pun forever.
One that genetically alter's people's bodies so we won't get sick.
Mine would be would be Smittenisis! Everyone would have the love bug and fall in love with each other, get married and have lots of babies! :heart:
You know that thing in TS2 where you do the aspiration changer and it goes horribly wrong if you're below gold and you get a grilled cheese obsession?
Mine would be like that
BUT WITH COOKIES :bigsmile:
No but for serious, it'd probably make everyone grow a tail that reflected their personality. Nasty people would no longer be able to hide their true nature!
Hang on, that doesn't help me at all-!
One which gives me an extra 4 inches.
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
I'd make a bacteria that would make people really horny, and it'd be an STD, but with no other side effects than that.
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
Yes, WIDER.
Aichabola Virus will work wonders on your luck. You'll be wishing you caught the Aichabola Virus the time when you bought a lottery ticket.
I was with up to the babies part. Some people shouldn't procreate.Quote:
Originally Posted by smittenkitten
I'd make a disease that'd make everyone relax and stop taking stuff so serious. It'd be like weed, but with out the retardation.
My disease would transform people into yummy strawberries. :kauberry:
I would make one that would have people shoot angry ticks out of their nipples...... yeah.....
omg hahahaha. old manus as a fattie gogoQuote:
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Originally Posted by Old Manus
One that kills all other males in the immediate area.. and then im going to the bar :cool:
That would be like the scariest thing ever. Waking up one morning and realizing that you're one big strawberry.. o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
Anyway, dance fever ftw.
Especially if I find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineThat would be like the scariest thing ever. Waking up one morning and realizing that you're one big strawberry.. o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
*insert lame sex joke*Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall bananaEspecially if I find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineThat would be like the scariest thing ever. Waking up one morning and realizing that you're one big strawberry.. o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
but wouldnt you be a strawberry as well?
Only if the disease was an all-encompassing pandemic. Oh dear, I'd probably eat myself or turn to cannibalism!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight*insert lame sex joke*Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall bananaEspecially if I find you.Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineThat would be like the scariest thing ever. Waking up one morning and realizing that you're one big strawberry.. o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana
but wouldnt you be a strawberry as well?
Or i could just buy you two a dozen boxes of strawberries..
it would be less of a hassle for the world..
No! Imagine all the hungry doggies and children who will have full tummies, if thousands of people transform into strawberries!
you are really set on mass murder, arent you? 0_o
I'd make a disease that makes everyone an expert on guitar hero.
In before PG talks about SARS
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Originally Posted by Pureghetto
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Originally Posted by Pureghetto
I would make a virus that makes everyones junk smell like pie.
(If you've seen "Juno" you know what I'm talking about.)
I would make a disease in which somehow makes all the reprocutions and side affects of weed and alcohol dissapear so people can smoke it, or drink it, get stoned and drunk with no health or mental health risks.
That is the best idea anyone has ever had :D
I dont think any work would get done if that was true.. fall of civilization would be inevitable.
Freaky is what it would be o_OQuote:
Originally Posted by Marshall banana