Since we had another topic similiar to the subject above, I thought I'd make the thread topic everyone was thinking about.
Since we had another topic similiar to the subject above, I thought I'd make the thread topic everyone was thinking about.
If I wasn't in a relationship, smurf yes I would! I'd probably do it for 10 bucks, but hey, I won't turn down 10 million...
No amount of money could make me change my opinion of any moral issues.
Depends on how hot they are. Since I'm Bisexual, the charge for a hot guy would be very little. For an ugly guy, sure, 10 million would be cool.
I'd do it for free <3 (as long as their good looking <33)
But the money would be a nice bonus.
Actually, don't tell anyone about the 'for free' bit. Mister Wallet is empty.
only those without principles sell their ideals for comfort and pleasure.
Are you crazy? Of course I would. And any of y'all saying they wouldn't are just deluding themselves.
Damn straight, I would.
Yes I would. Being Bi defiantly helps too.:p
I'm straight, but $10,000,000,000....
Damn, it's worth it. Would the guy at least be attractive? Androgynous would be nice. xD
Would I be the pitcher or the catcher?
Exactly what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
10 million to take it in the behind?
Hell yes.
Would you get more if the giver wasn't any good at his/her job?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Done correctly, neither is gonna hurt a whole lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
I'll be sure to ask you for tips beforehand, and I'll throw 10 grand your way for the help.
he's got the idea.. id just pay some gay guy 5 grand to take one for the team xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Stan: "what are we gonna do? Those old men want to have sex with us."
Cartman: "Someone has to go out there and take one for the team.. i vote Butters"
Butters: "What? why me?"
Cartman: "Is there an I in team, Butters?"
Butters: "W-What?"
Cartman: "Are you part of the team Butters?
Butters: "Y-Yes.."
Cartman: "Then go out there and take one for the team!"
Butters: "well.. okay."
Well ... obviously you wouldn't get any of the money then.
Yeah, no pain no gain man.
You gotta take it to make it.
If it isn't in, you don't win.
Ok I'll stop now.
Del Murder just scared me a little bit...
Del Murder is probably the funniest person I know.
No meat no treat.
Did I cross the line?
thats just wrong...
Nah, I think you packed enough win in that post to last until this thread dies and is long forgotten.
opening a can of whoopass gets a whole new meaning..
Ten million sounds pretty good to me.
Sure, w/e!
Qft.Quote:
Originally Posted by qwertyxsora
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Originally Posted by Miriel
I less than three you for that pun.
Most likely, yes.
No way, better poor but with my principles!
I guess I could close my eyes and imagine it being Shlup with a strap on.
That sounds like a good strategy for approaching all of life's challenges...Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
I wouldn't do it for money, but for free, yeah.
In today's day, 10 Million Dollars is worth more than avoiding a night of super awkwardness. I probably would.
yes. then i would use the money to fly off to another country. haha pwnz.
I need more people to vote, this is for my Psychology class. :choc2:
You guys are all sluts.
Girls have it easy in this one. Ain't nothing getting into that hole with me. And I don't think I could get it up for a guy, nor would I want to stick my penis up someone's butt.
I have too much pride/dignity to sell myself in that way, even for that amount. I'm confident I'll have an okay life without having craploads of money and being "that straight guy who took it in the arse for cash" worldwide.
There are certain things that I feel would torment me for the rest of my life, mentally. This would be one.
Wow, perfect tie ftw.
Edit: Oh yeah, one more thing. Plenty of guys want anal from girls but they get all offended when they think about doing it to guys. Plz. An ass is an ass.
Yes. :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
I'm going to say no just because it'd still be cheating, unless of course someone wants to make it a menage a trois. . .
Whores, PG. We're whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
For some people, there is more to sex than the physical movements involved. :p It's the same with kissing a different gender. I don't kiss guys. They have a mouth, so do girls... but I don't do that. Why? 'cause I don't like guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Manny
That's it! You just lost the ice cream cone I was going to buy you with the money. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
Heck yes, though I'd rather be drunk, so that way I can be all "Whaaat! I was drunk!" and get away with it.
Oh, and what would duration of this manhandling be? Would it me a night, an hour or two, or just a quickie? xD
I wouldn't. Money-driven relationships never last. I'd rather do minimum wage with the one who would love me the way I am...
Speak for yourself. I'm a total slut.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonWhores, PG. We're whores.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
wait..no I'm not.
Megan :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
My fidelity is not for sale.
Besides, my husband's going to be worth more than that so I can just keep having sex with him and eventually have the same result. :D
And to that i say, YES.
What moral issue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
Probably would, but it'd probably involve a large payoff involving the other person saying that they'd had relations with me in exchange for a couple of thousand or something, assuming they didn't know there was a competition. Either that or a girl that can dress convincingly as a guy for an afternoon or something so I can say "yeah, this is the guy, brb."
As for actually doing it, probably not. I'd like $10,000,000 (preferably £10m though), but I wouldn't have relations with anyone unless I was in a relationship of some kind with them.
Yes, but how long would I have to be with this person to get the 10 million dollars?
I'm bisexual but in a relationship with somebody of the opposite sex... THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION!!!
I do it for free, but not with someone that I don't find attractive. :p
Probably, well, it depends on a few things.
I do I have to look them in the eye? Or can I look away and pretend?
what are you, a wasp? Ive never actually seen someone use that term outside of scrubs :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
that he isnt gay, that it would make him a whore and would prove that he can be bought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13What moral issue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
which isnt something to be proud of.
My ideal IS the pursuit of comfort and pleasure. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
And obviously yeah I would if I was single.
Good oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
I'd do it if I was under anaesthetic for the duration
Only if she was hot and didn't have b.o.
Changing my stance on same sex marriages and relationships. I know that most people think it's okay and I don't go stopping the people that do it because it's their decision. But personally I'd feel very uncomfortable and guilty doing stuff like that with the same gender. Even if I was paid to do that it would be something that would be stuck on my mind for the rest of my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13What moral issue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
I don't mean to offend you people that find it okay, but me doing sexual things with the same gender is something that I really don't ever want to have to do.
If that is your ideal, then you wouldnt sell them out now, would ya? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFMy ideal IS the pursuit of comfort and pleasure. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight
And obviously yeah I would if I was single.
of course, the sex itself wouldnt be very comfortable
Or, y'know, in the title of the freakin' thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knightwhat are you, a wasp? Ive never actually seen someone use that term outside of scrubs :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
That's pretty dumb right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by EvastioChanging my stance on same sex marriages and relationships. I know that most people think it's okay and I don't go stopping the people that do it because it's their decision. But personally I'd feel very uncomfortable and guilty doing stuff like that with the same gender. Even if I was paid to do that it would be something that would be stuck on my mind for the rest of my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13What moral issue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
Ara ara, would you look at that, hadnt even noticed it xDQuote:
Originally Posted by HeathOr, y'know, in the title of the freakin' thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aerith's Knightwhat are you, a wasp? Ive never actually seen someone use that term outside of scrubs :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Heath
No
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Originally Posted by Roto13What moral issue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
Exactly, there is nothing morally wrong with having sex with the same gender.
I think he meant the moral issue of selling his body for money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Wolf LeonhartQuote:
Originally Posted by Roto13What moral issue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Evastio
Exactly, there is nothing morally wrong with having sex with the same gender.
Look up. Slowly. :P
Totally, I really don't care. Hell I'd do it for ten grand.
I really should read entire threads :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Guys, it's his moral opinion, not yours, so you should let him alone. He's not saying that you should have the same one as him, so what's the deal? Don't call it dumb just because you disagree.
Never. :monster:
For free if they were attractive and 10 million if the guy is ugly :D
I'll throw you guys a curve ball.
If you're gay, you have to have sex with the opposite gender. >=]
That opinion is dumb until proven otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
And it's never been proven otherwise.
i'd do it. as long as it was like alice or something that would be kinda hot.
I'd say the same about this opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13That opinion is dumb until proven otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
And it's never been proven otherwise.
If a person of any sexuality would feel bad about sex with the same/opposite sex, then it hardly seems 'dumb' for them to be morally opposed to doing what they find repugnant. Similarly, I'm morally opposed to promiscuity and prostitution - so if a dozen people line up and offer me cash for sex, it wouldn't be 'dumb' for me to refuse on moral grounds.
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Originally Posted by Evastio
would you leave him alone already? Everyone is entitled to an opinion, and as far as i can see he aint hurting anybody.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
We get it, you dont like him thinking that way.
Ignorance is rarely harmless.
What he said was, "...most people think it's okay and I don't go stopping the people that do it because it's their decision. But personally I'd feel very uncomfortable and guilty doing stuff like that with the same gender."
Basically, it seems he doesn't care if others do it but it's not right for him. Are you saying that he's "ignorant" unless he starts enjoying homosexual activity?
"It's not for me but I don't mind if other people do it" is not nearly the same as it being against your very moral code.
You don't use words like "moral issue" and "guilt" to say that something is ok, but not your cup of tea.
My "very moral code" says that promiscuity and prostitution are wrong for me. A moral code doesn't need to be a set of rules that one mindlessly imposes on everyone regardless of their circumstances. I'm repelled by the notion of me being promiscuous, but obviously I don't apply that reasoning to others.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
I'm not talking about being a whore. I'm talking about homosexuality in general.
I know. I was just using the promiscuity thing as an example of how my moral code functions. I don't do it, and I'd deeply regret doing it, but others do it and that's entirely up to them. Same as Evastio's angle on homosexuality, apparently. It'd go against his morals to give or to receive same-sex lovin' and it'd cause him lasting regret. But he's also said that he accepts homosexuality in others and doesn't impinge on a matter of personal choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
I don't buy that. It's not against your morals if it only applies to you. It's just not your thing. If you think people should/shouldn't do something, that's morality. If you don't want to do something but you don't care if other people do it, that's not morality.Quote:
I know. I was just using the promiscuity thing as an example of how my moral code functions. I don't do it, and I'd deeply regret doing it, but others do it and that's entirely up to them.
why isn't it? is there a difference between morality and personal values?
The kids at stanford seem to think it can apply just to the personal life.
Yes.
I'm single, lonely, and broke. I'd do it for even 1 million.
Morals are not dumb, and if you disagree with a moral that doesn't make it dumb. That's like saying "You think prostitution is immoral? You're dumb." or "You think sex before marriage is immoral? You're dumb." or even "You think incest is immoral? You're dumb." Hell, it's on par with saying that people who think that having homosexual sex is okay are dumb.
Just because someone thinks something you do is immoral is no reason for you to insult their intelligence. Evastio didn't call you dumb, he just stated his own personal morals. Morals are definitely a personal thing as well as a more global thing. I'm very much like Evastio in that I think homosexual sex is against my personal moral code, however I get along with homosexuals and some of them have been very close friends of mine. Just because I don't think it's right to do it doesn't mean I'm going to tell Britt or Brent or Gigs or Roto or Bastian or whoever that they shouldn't. That's their moral decision. I made mine for me, not for them.
New rule. You can say yes or no in response to the questions in this thread but you don't get to openly pass judgment on the other people in thread. Say whether you'd do it or not, then move along.
And don't call people dumb, Roto. You know better.
Admin. material imho.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I'm definitely in favor of Eyeson's Next Admin.
Lies lies lies and more lies. I know this more than anyone here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Also, smurfing right I'd do it. Except if it was with Levian it would have to be $20 mil because he is a poopface
If you've ever done anal with a girl then your point about putting your penis up someones butt is moot and negated, as stated earlier an anus is an anus male or female they're exactly the same. Plus I assume you'd be wearing a condom (safe sex only ofcourse) so really since you'd be behind your person (we'll assume they're an effeminate guy with long hair) with the right lighting you could easily picture a girl there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
As for not being able to get it up? Well BoB theres a simple answer I'm surprised no one mentioned it earlier, VIAGRA solves this problem in fact you'd probably be able to earn a million £ (I'm english and want my payment in £'s) tip for going so long and being so hard ;)
Taking it up the backside is something that I suppose is a matter of personal opinion. Done correctly it wouldn't hurt. (A lot of guys are secretly quite curious as to how it would feel and would accept a woman to use a strap on, strap ons are generally bigger than the real life deal and in this case guys, size will matter) To be honest I believe all you need to be able to do is relax, if you're tense about the idea then it's not going to happen easily and painlessly, perhaps poppers would help with this after all they're designed to help with this and to kill braincells.
Would I have sex with another guy for £10 million? Yes I would have sex with a guy for that so long as I don't have to perform oral for them. I'm fine doing oral for women but for men it's a whole different ball game, theres no closing your eyes or adjusting the light to pretend it's a girl you're riding or being ridden by.
So yeah call me a whore, a slut or whatever you will but end of the day, since the £10m payment is tax free because it's an illegal act and who announces they got £10million through an illegal act? (btw thats richer than Rupert Grint, actor who plays Ron Weasley in the harry potter movies who only has £7 million) On £10m with correctly investing the money and not going insane and spending it all you could live a life of luxury for the rest of your life and build upon your money so your kids and their kids have something to inherit. Plus like my mom always used to say: Don't knock something until you have tried it.
I said someone's butt, not a guy's butt. :p I don't do anal at all. To me, it's kinda gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow[color=tan][size=1]If you've ever done anal with a girl then your point about putting your penis up someones butt is moot and negated, as stated earlier an anus is an anus male or female they're exactly the same. Plus I assume you'd be wearing a condom (safe sex only ofcourse) so really since you'd be behind your person (we'll assume they're an effeminate guy with long hair) with the right lighting you could easily picture a girl there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I don't think I would go for this option due to not wanting to do it anyway.Quote:
As for not being able to get it up? Well BoB theres a simple answer I'm surprised no one mentioned it earlier, VIAGRA solves this problem in fact you'd probably be able to earn a million £ (I'm english and want my payment in £'s) tip for going so long and being so hard ;)
I don't even secretly want to do it. I'm a homophobe, not in that I fear gay men, but that I fear homosexual intercourse. It's something that I never want to experience.Quote:
Taking it up the backside is something that I suppose is a matter of personal opinion. Done correctly it wouldn't hurt. (A lot of guys are secretly quite curious as to how it would feel and would accept a woman to use a strap on, strap ons are generally bigger than the real life deal and in this case guys, size will matter) To be honest I believe all you need to be able to do is relax, if you're tense about the idea then it's not going to happen easily and painlessly, perhaps poppers would help with this after all they're designed to help with this and to kill braincells.
Rape, incest, murder, theft, ultraviolence, suicide... ;)Quote:
Plus like my mom always used to say: Don't knock something until you have tried it.
IF you are going to take the view that there's an objective morality you had better justify it before you rampantly call people dumb for not agreeing with you (which is what it comes down to).
Would I take one in the A for 10 million dollars? Thankfully I'll never have to make that decision. I know a few people (male and female heteros) who wouldn't have anything to do with the anus, and I'd be surprised if they had an immediate 'No' answer.
Morals can be (and often are) dumb. There's no way around that. People are free to believe what they want to be right and wrong, but sometimes they're based on really stupid reasoning, and then they're dumb. How anyone can deny that is beyond me.
You're dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
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:p
*smack*
That all depends on what you regard to be stupid reasoning, which is yet another matter of opinion. I agree that morals based on stupid reasoning (eg. I think that since I can do something, I must be supposed to do something!) are dumb. However if their reasoning is basically down to you having differing beliefs (eg. Religion-based morals) then their reasoning isn't stupid, it's just something you personally disagree with. You might personally believe it's stupid but that's your opinion, not a fact, and you shouldn't call someone dumb because of it. If anything, it only makes you look 'dumb'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Religion is not a license to be a dumbass. It's so annoying when people try to use their religion as an excuse for this kind of belief.
"I think I should be able to murder prostitutes."
"You're a horrible person."
"No, it's ok, it's in the Bible."
"Oh, well in that case, it's alright then."
If Scott turned up on my door, I'd do him for free!
"You shall not murder." Ten Commandments, yay! I don't know of any common religion based on the Bible that states that "murder is okay." We're probably getting off topic, though, but feel free to continue in PM with me. :D
Same with anyone else, if you are interested in starting up a thread about the 'new' topic though, feel free. :)
/me buys ticket to UKQuote:
Originally Posted by Balzac
if carny turned up on my door... ;D
I already have a relationship with several different men.
From the point of view of the person penetrating, yes they are the same. From the person being penetrated, not really. Guys a prostate that can be stimulated from anal penetration, meaning a guy can get pleasure from anal penetration.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowIf you've ever done anal with a girl then your point about putting your penis up someones butt is moot and negated, as stated earlier an anus is an anus male or female they're exactly the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I would not have sex with any for money, unless they were my partner.
Okay. I'm going to say this and you're all going to shut up or we don't get to talk about this anymore, and that'd be a really terrible thing to have happen.
It is just as wrong and offensive for Evastio to state his "moral opinion" in this thread as it is for Roto to call him dumb. His moral opinion happens to be very hurtful to any and all homosexual or bisexual members of Eyes on Final Fantasy and just because someone might not agree with their sexual orientation does not give them the right to be hurtful. Roto's "flame" was more traditional and more obvious, but Evastio's "flame" is just as hurtful, albeit unintentionally. Those of you arguing that it's okay to share one's "moral opinion" even if it's hurtful are being very hypocritical. I could reasonably construct a "moral opinion" that it's okay to call women who wear pants whores, but that would be against the rules because it would be hurtful and disrespectful.
Just because you have an opinion doesn't always mean you get to state it free of charge. Whether you all want to realize it or not, Evastio's opinion is hurtful and disrespectful. Roto's opinion is also hurtful and disrespectful. Both of them are breaking EoFF rules, but most of you are only going after Roto.
You can have an opinion, but you can't always share that opinion here if it is hurtful to another member. There will be NO MORE talk in this thread on this subject after this post. Further discussion of morality can be made in Roto's new thread or you guys can take it to PM.
Okay guys, back to anal prostitution.
Right-o.
Yeah, I'd probably have sex with a guy for 10 million dollars. That amount of money would change my life entirely. A night of awkwardness would be worth it.
I never left it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
For 10 million? Yep.
<3Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
Yup I would. I need the monies. lol
As the pitcher only...:eep: unless I knew they'd be gentle... I'm tender.:p :D
Also, they'd really have to win me over. I'd be like a girl. I'd have to like how they look and like their personality or no deal.
lol xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Anyways, gay sex (among males) isn't all about anal sex.. there's oral sex too, y'know! :P Some gay guys never have anal sex because they don't like it.. that doesn't make them any less gay, though. Sexuality is about attraction, not about where you put your ding-dong.
So, for all of you guys out there hypothetically worrying about having to perform anal sex for the money - just turn to oral prostitution or handjobs or whatever instead :monster:
You first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Breinelol xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Anyways, gay sex (among males) isn't all about anal sex.. there's oral sex too, y'know! :P Some gay guys never have anal sex because they don't like it.. that doesn't make them any less gay, though. Sexuality is about attraction, not about where you put your ding-dong.
So, for all of you guys out there hypothetically worrying about having to perform anal sex for the money - just turn to oral prostitution or handjobs or whatever instead :monster:
Pft. I'd do it.
What's a little prick in the bum? hahaha....punny.
Oh, yes. Absolutely.
Wow. Times certainly change.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainecloud
It dosen't matter for me, people think I'm gay anyway!
I'm bi, so if I liked the guy I'd do it for free :monster: