genie in a bottle. >;o

if you encountered a genie, who would it be, how many wishes would you get, and what would you wish for?

i would probably be walking down a desert (this is where all of my genie stories start anyhow) and it would be peegee the genie dressed up in fluffy pink pants and one of those awesome hats with feathers and he would be like "hey sup i'm chinese" and i'd be like "yep" and we'd go clubbing. i would wish for not having to worry about money anymore, because it does worry me. :cry: but that's about it. also for o_O to give my boyfriend a lapdance. and peegee would grant me unlimited wishes 'cos he loves me. :love:

so eoff, let loose your genie stories.

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun. :p

Hm I would need 3 :D

- Have my mastership
- Be happy with the man of my life
- A country home for my parents when they retire ^^

Should be enough

I would wish for an endless supply of money.

Money can literally buy one anything.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun. :p

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okay assume it is and let loose mullet. let loose your genie fantasy. bwOooOoOoOoOo.

Regis would be my genie and he would only grant me one wish but with three lifelines to help me pick the wish.

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun. :p

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okay assume it is and let loose mullet. let loose your genie fantasy. bwOooOoOoOoOo.

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Okay:

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

I wish Mullet would learn to STFU! :mad2:

And the Genie who would grant that wish is me.

Cause I'm a bad ass Genie capable of granting my own wishes.

All I had to do was google 'I wish' lyrics :hat:

At the age of twenty three, I will walk across the beach in a small city somewhere. Is it California? Is it Texas? I catch sight of something in the corner of my eye, and I walk over to it and kneel to find a bottle with a message in it.

I wonder about what the message might contain, and I open it, and it reads, "You, who dwell within the ramparts of the earthly realm . . ."

I wish that I understood what it meant. The answer comes to me in a flash, as if someone simply whispered the answer into my ear a little while ago. I wish I understood what that meant. The answer comes to me in a flash again, and I realize that any question that I think of is given in a short, concise answer. I spend several minutes thinking of common questions and minutes turn to hours, hours turn to days, and my life has changed dramatically. I, being fond of monetary wealth, asked myself if I could win the lottery. The results are not instant. I decide to make large amounts of moneys using my newfound knowledge. I look into getting a larger house and a better car. I look into getting everything I want.

One day, I woke from my luxurious bed and asked myself if it was all a dream...

Who knows how I would find it? I don’t know where Genies hang out, if I did I would chill there all the time. But as for my wishes…

1. I wish I knew what I truly wanted to wish for.
2. I would then wish for whatever number one was.
3. I would wish to have a good and happy life.

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

I wish Mullet would learn to STFU! :mad2:

And the Genie who would grant that wish is me.

Cause I'm a bad ass Genie capable of granting my own wishes.

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You know you love my random ramblings. This old man's senility is your weakness. :love:

No sir, I don't like them. <3

I wish NeoCracker and Flying Mullet would just get along :cry:

Wait... Did I just waist my wish?

Indeed you did dole.

Indeed you did.

Does this mean NeoCracker and I have to get along?

I don't see why there should be a rule against wishing for more wishes.

I would wish for infinite wishes.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Does this mean NeoCracker and I have to get along?

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If you ignore that I already used me three wishes :shifty:... then yes, yes it does. :mwahaha:

Don't worry, my detest for humanity is far beyond the power of your measly wishes to cure anyway.

I would wish to be a prince, then for him to save my life, befriend his ass, and free him so that I could get wishes for free.

Then I'd wish for some -- *sniped*

I would wish for more sandwiches.

I'd wish I met the Genie a bit earlier.

Then I'd wish for the reason as to why I only have two wishes left!

Then I'd wish to set the Genie free. :(

I made a wish once, and eventually it came true. Awesome! :p

Not saying what it was; it would violate decency laws. ;)

My genie would be Arnie.

I would wish for porn.

Wait...

Edit: I'd also wish to be good at all math. I love it, but I'm terrible at it. :(

Genie: Mullet.

Wishes: 1,000,001.

I won't list them all here.


Seriously though, I'd wish for immortality and invincibility, without aging. I'd stop aging in my late twenties, I reckon. I don't mind going through countless lost loved ones if it means I get to see and do and learn everything. That would be my only real wish. After that, I'd just go for having the right amount of money in the quickest method of payment whenever I wanted to buy stuff (which means I can buy things on the internet too!).

I would wish to be a better person because I am not a good person and would very much like to be one :P

Genies always get you! You wish for a car? It'll come four years from now. You wishing for something to eat? It'll be too hot for you to hold. You wish for a plate to put the food on? The plate will fall from the sky and break.

BTW, Fairies IMO

1. For everytime i want to buy something, there will be enough money in my pocket to buy it!

2. Telekenetic powers so enslave mankind with!

3. A good, long chat with god[s]

I would go down the list until the genie could grant it:

- omnipotence
- omniscience
- immortality in my current form (hopefully I won't be like 75 when I see a genie. If so I'll wish for immortality in my 19 year old form)
- invulnerability
- clairvoyance
- be asian

I'm with Nominus. Money alone might not make me happy, but the things they enable me to do most certainly can. Other than that, immortality could turn out interesting. Then, perhaps the ability to use magic.

Id just wish for the corny stuff.. yaknow, world peace, no more hunger, a month on a deserted island with a beautiful woman and a higher endurance for day long activities, etc.

Aeris' knight is a minute man?!

no.. but after an hour of 3 i get tired.. cant help it.

I'd wish for ... a million more wishes!

But assuming I can't do that, I guess I'd just wish to just be honest-to-goodness happy. :jess:

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Originally Posted by Sagensyg

Genies always get you! You wish for a car? It'll come four years from now. You wishing for something to eat? It'll be too hot for you to hold. You wish for a plate to put the food on? The plate will fall from the sky and break.

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That's true :(

I would just run away from the genie, then. RUN. Don't wish the genie away, that's no good. RUN. AWAY.

If you wish for more than three wishes you're just greedy :tongue:


I only need two, which would be as follows:


~£1,000,000. That way I don't need additional wishes for a ps3, Wii and 360. Plus I could then afford to go to america ;)
~My own place, with at least three bedrooms so I could invite my two best friends to live with me :D


The genie would be Peegee, because he'd fit the role so well.

Well my genie would probably be Agrias because she's crazy enough to fit the bill of someone cooped up in a tiny jar/lamp/pot for millenia not to mention we want our genies to be cute ;)

My 3 wishes assuming I am as I am now, well:

1) to have all the money I could ever need and for it to be untaxable.
2) for my body to be perfectly fit and healthy with all signs of any disease or malformities or imperfections (such as bad skin) to be eradicated/repaired and for it to be toned and defined never to gain weight or get sick again.
3) Invunerability and Immortality without ageing.

those my friends are full of win; wish 1) means I will never want for anything no matter the financial market, wish 2) means I will never get fat or ill no matter what I eat and I will be able to never get ill thus surviving any new diseases our genes cannot handle also I will never be a carrier for anything either. (it would also repair my jaw and sort my skin which doesn't seem to know if it wants to be dry or not at times) and finally wish 3) well whilst living forever might get boring for some people I'd love to be able to say "I was there for the end of the world" or "I was there for this, that and the other"

My Genie would be that chick from that show "I Dream of Genie". why, I don't know. And I would ask for all the hunger in the world to go away. And for gas prices to go down, sheesh!

If my genie was a hot chick I'd know what I'd wish for. :jokey:

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Originally Posted by Roogle

At the age of twenty three, I will walk across the beach in a small city somewhere. Is it California? Is it Texas? I catch sight of something in the corner of my eye, and I walk over to it and kneel to find a bottle with a message in it.

I wonder about what the message might contain, and I open it, and it reads, "You, who dwell within the ramparts of the earthly realm . . ."

I wish that I understood what it meant. The answer comes to me in a flash, as if someone simply whispered the answer into my ear a little while ago. I wish I understood what that meant. The answer comes to me in a flash again, and I realize that any question that I think of is given in a short, concise answer. I spend several minutes thinking of common questions and minutes turn to hours, hours turn to days, and my life has changed dramatically. I, being fond of monetary wealth, asked myself if I could win the lottery. The results are not instant. I decide to make large amounts of moneys using my newfound knowledge. I look into getting a larger house and a better car. I look into getting everything I want.

One day, I woke from my luxurious bed and asked myself if it was all a dream...

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I'm sure you wrote something wonderful but, I cba to read it.

I would wish to be arsed to read things.

I would wish for world peace...
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Nah who cares about world peace? Show me the money baby!! ($_$) and grant me immortality. Die you pathetic mortals. :cool:

Hmmmm.... I'd only need two wishes.

Mind control and the ability to fly. Then I'd enslave the human race. :D

Simple really, nothing big:

1. To play Fire Emblem VI whenever I want. (I'm trying to write the supports down in that game, and I haven't gotten down the Ilia route.)

2. To get good grades the majority of the time in high school

3. For my PCs to NEVER break on me.

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Regis would be my genie and he would only grant me one wish but with three lifelines to help me pick the wish.

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Is that your final answer?

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

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Originally Posted by Caraliz

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I think the "No wishing for more wishes" rule has to be in effect for this to be any fun. :p

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okay assume it is and let loose mullet. let loose your genie fantasy. bwOooOoOoOoOo.

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Okay:

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

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Sweet honey covered jesus! That's the funniest smurfing thing i've seen here. Ever.

Endless money. That'd be mine.