I think I pissed FOA off.

FOA: You used to have a thing for Sarah, right?
Me: Yeah.
FOA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Have tea with her? Never did, sally.
FOA: What do you mean, 'sally', my names Megan?
Me: Well, she does make a good cup of tea. It would've been nice if she'd made one for me before we started making threads.

Yeah, she hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think a girl makes good tea? It's not like I said I'm interested in the girl right now.

Foa once had a teacher named sally that made her stop making mud pies and straighten up and act like a good little girl. She has rebelled against this instruction ever since.

She doesn't have to take it out on me though...

you were nearby, what can you expect?

[edit- also sarah is her sister!]

Some consideration, it's not like me and FOA haven't known each other for a while.

foa's a woman. What more can you expect?

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Her accent is too awesome to betray the fact she is really a monster, lurking deep :(

This foa person sounds pretty hot how can I get in touch with this individual

Google "Sally"?

I hear Foa has castrating powers.

YOU DO NOT DRINK OTHER WOMEN'S TEA.

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She is a :mad2:!!

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Okay man, let me just say where you made your mistake.

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Allow me to repeat what the above poster said, though slightly differently with some wits.

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Hey, you! I don't like how you worded that!

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I WAS SMURFING KIDDING

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Whoa dude, Baloki, so totally your fault. You should have realized all women = crazy. Geez I swear we just had like 5 topics on this recently.

foa didn't want you having tea with Sally because she once had tea with her... if you catch my meaning

Um, I don't know about you, but if someone I loved was making tea for someone else, then...

Like I said in another thread,

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I wouldn't really be that insulted in that kind of a situation. If I had a FOA, and she said to me, "You aren't good at drinking tea", then I wouldn't mind, because I don't pride myself on how well I do with aristocrats. That's not really what I look for in a FOA.

But maybe that has something to do with my being poor...

Hmmm

Iced tea isnt too bad I guess. Any other tea? No...

Now to the topic. Foa obviously is jealous that you get tea and she doesnt, so maybe offer her some tea.

All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....

It's a pity I dislike tea and coffee and orginally thought she meant tea as in the meal of teatime, but alas, food was not to be.

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All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....

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I don't need a foa. I have my own hand, and I sit on it until it's numb and... er... I mean, I totally sex them up unemotionally, and then leave them. I'm totally a internet cruisin' heart breaker. Really. Who needs a foa? I'm too good for one.

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All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....

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I don't need a foa. I have my own hand, and I sit on it until it's numb and... er... I mean, I totally sex them up unemotionally, and then leave them. I'm totally a internet cruisin' heart breaker. Really. Who needs a foa? I'm too good for one.

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You've broken the heart of many a bunk sock.

I've noticed something about foa. She's a keen women's rugby player, and after every game she has a hefty drink from her sports bottle thingy, and then drives home on her motorbike. Now, she often drives along a cliff face. It's a dangerous road and there's only a flimsy guardrail. What I propose you do is get a concentrated solution of Triazolam inside of a syringe. Watch the game from the touchlines, where foa's bag is located, and when nobody is looking, grab the plastic drinks bottle thing, and inject it with the Triazolam solution. On her ride home, she'll begin to lose consciousness, and eventually drive right off the cliffside and die.

Then you celebrate the perfect murder.

You have a lot of perfect murders in your head.

Stupid GTA.

Diagnosis Murder, actually.

Someone's been watching to many episodes of Monk.

I like Monk more than Murder, She Wrote, but the Father Dowling Mysteries are superior to both.

We watched the first movie/episode of Monk yesterday in my Psychology class. Brought back memories.

The perfect murder is one done without doing it, because there would be no traces to figure out.

But, then, you haven't murdered anybody, and that's no fun.

Or you could jab em with a knife and call it a day.

Might as well add the Prison Expansion patch to your life if you do it that way. :p

foa's imo a wicked person that I would love to prove empirically (by visiting her)

/fights for her honour

there was one day in spanish class that one of the juniors was talking about his plan of a perfect murder. The class split in two, one half 'oh dustin you crazy kid' and the other half 'OMG HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!?'

of course, our kind hearted professora was one of the first ones, and she kept us from talking about :[

Y'all ... I just don't know what to do with y'all.

ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: You used to have a thing for UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA, right?
Me: Yeah.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Try to craft a bandwagon (Internet trend mobile!) with her? Never did enough, sadly.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: What do you mean, sadly?!!
Me: Well, UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so easy, so much fun to play with, that's all I'm saying. It would've been nice if we'd jumped on a bandwagon together before we started making threads.

Yeah, ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks years. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so much fun, so trendy? It's not like I said I'm interested in UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA right now.

And now that Nominus Experse has tried to be funny, thus ruining a good run, this thread can be archived :)

i'll archive YOU Baloki!

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For you DC~ Anything!

:monster: Yeah, well.

I have to defend women, because obviously all men think women are evil brain ninjas (Dane Cook)
Not all women are evil....just some of them. :rolleyes2

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And now that Nominus Experse has tried to be funny, thus ruining a good run, this thread can be archived :)

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You said the A word thus it can't be A'd.

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: You used to have a thing for UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA, right?
Me: Yeah.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Try to craft a bandwagon (Internet trend mobile!) with her? Never did enough, sadly.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: What do you mean, sadly?!!
Me: Well, UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so easy, so much fun to play with, that's all I'm saying. It would've been nice if we'd jumped on a bandwagon together before we started making threads.

Yeah, ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks years. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so much fun, so trendy? It's not like I said I'm interested in UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA right now.

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GO DIE

Imma pop a cap in your A-word.