Name Suggestions!

I'm going to start up FFVII again, and I need some suggestions!

Last time I named Aerith "Pottyhead." It was lovely, but that's as far as my creativity goes and I'd like to rename all of my characters.

I will reward your nice suggestions with screen shots of funny.

Whoever posted the "my balls"-FFVII naming pictures needs to get in here ASAP!

HURRY I MUST NAME CLOUD RIGHT NOW! Barret comes soon after D:

...I'll just name Cloud himself anyway. BUT YEAH I NEED A BARRET NAME QUICK!

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Ooooh, if only I had room to name Barret "Sir Fluffykins!"

;_;

Mr. T it is. I suppose Tifa is next...

Aerith can only be 'my balls'.

If you call Tifa 'Sephiroth', then there'll be some interesting confusion later on. "Sephiroth killed my mother... and Sephiroth's father... and hurt Sephiroth... I can never forgive Sephiroth!"... etc.

Yuffie could be 'that bint', I guess - "that bint stole our materia!"

Cid could become 'you idiot'. "You're our leader now, you idiot!" or later... "You idiot... that's beautful."

It's too late for me to do this (I probably wouldn't anyway) but someone somewhere named Cloud "God" and Barret "Jesus." I'm sure that was funny.

"God...did you fight with Jesus again?"

^Well, with naming Aeris my balls, in Elmyra's (Aeris' step-mom) flashback where the turks come looking for Aeris when she's still a little kid, Tseng says:

"My balls will bring happiness to all those in the slums"

And at the... infamous scene at the end of disc one, Cloud lunges forward, outstretching his arm as if to stop it and cries:

"My Balls!"

followed by:

"My balls will no longer be able to laugh, or cry," etc. Pictures please!

I named her "my ass" instead. It reminds me of FFVIII.

Sephiroth(Tifa): Are you alright, Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah...my ass helped me.
(Didn't get a screen shot ;_;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ens/myass2.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ens/myass3.jpg

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I named Sephiroth Goatsmurfer once.. it was awsome

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You can't name Sephy!

...plus that wouldn't even fit xD

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...aafterporn.jpg

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

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You can't name Sephy!

...plus that wouldn't even fit xD

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Cloud: "It's the Goatsmurfer!"
Cloud: "We're after the Goatsmurfer."

without "the"

Cloud: "Goatsmurfer, I've brought you the black materia"
Cloud: "Goatsmurfer! why are you doing this?"

It works good enough.

You however, defiled Aerith.

You can't rename Sephiroth at all, unless you've hacked the PC version of the game:p

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...aafterporn.jpg

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xD

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e2...aafterporn.jpg

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Super lol XD!!!

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Originally Posted by Big D

You can't rename Sephiroth at all, unless you've hacked the PC version of the game:p

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:shifty:

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maybe I just wanted to see Aerith again.. is it that wrong? :whimper:

Call Aeris "prostitutes"... I will never see prostitutes bleed again... LMAO!

@Big D you make Sephiroth sound even more psychotic and an emo!
Sephiroth hurt Sephiroth! <-- Cut's himself.

Name cait sith my balls for a little fun in the temple of ancients. Aeris looks down and says "my balls..."

You have to give Aeris the "my ___" names, though, because her name is mentioned so much and with the best lines for renaming. In fact it's not funny anymore. I have forty screenshots on my computer of "my ass" this and "my ass" that.

I ruined it ;_;

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

You have to give Aeris the "my ___" names, though, because her name is mentioned so much and with the best lines for renaming. In fact it's not funny anymore. I have forty screenshots on my computer of "my ass" this and "my ass" that.

I ruined it ;_;

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Still sounds quite funny to me:p

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

You have to give Aeris the "my ___" names, though, because her name is mentioned so much and with the best lines for renaming. In fact it's not funny anymore. I have forty screenshots on my computer of "my ass" this and "my ass" that.

I ruined it ;_;

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Post them, post them, post them! :D

I feel compelled to show this thread to my grandmother. :p

erm just fer the record...me and GeneralSapphire named Aerith "Imafreak"...when people asked her a question it was like, "Imafreak!?" XD it made us giggle a fair bit :P

I've started FFXI again so it'll be ages before I play FFVII anymore xD

Here's some of what I've got. Some of it makes me giggle, some of it's just there to make the rest of them look good.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ens/myass6.png


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...eens/fools.png
Mr. T is getting impatient with these fools.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ookinsephy.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...creens/bed.jpg
Hmmm...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ens/myass8.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ens/myass9.png
Yeah, probably.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ns/myass16.png

xD those are magnificent. Sephiroth worrying about whether her ass is all right... too much fine Sephiroth cooking will do that to you.

Really funny:p

wheres that one of the dodgy object in the bed taken from midgar?

Hahaha I died a little

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Originally Posted by PeneloRatsbane

wheres that one of the dodgy object in the bed taken from midgar?

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Yeah, it's in that room on top of the room with the tutorials :p