If you were a pet, what would your owners be like?

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If you were a pet, what animal would you be, and what would your owners be like? What would they feed you, etc.

I'd be a dog and they'd be a fetishist and an obsessive.

I'd be a cat. My owners would be the types who don't mollycoddle me 24/7 and let me sleep all day.

What's that breed that the police use to sniff out bombs? I'd be that. My owners would be (SPOILER)two gay guys, one pref. a policeman, that would nothing on a weekend/dayoff but do the 'deeds'. They'd feed me Alpo and shampoo my brown, shaggy coat.

I'd be a cat, and my owner would declaw me like the bastard he is.

A dust mite. My owners would neglect me.

I'd be a dog, and they'd be the kind of people that are too lazy to take me on walks, causing me to pee all over the floor in angry pet protest.

I'd be a mussie, and my owner would be the real mussie (because he is I and I am he)

I'd be a squid and my owner would be the grEAT OCEAN KING! PLUNDERER OF THE WORLD, DESTROYER OF THE NIGHTS! LITTLE SHRIMPS IN HIS BEARD!

I would be a lark and my owners would forget me.

i am a moth who just wants to share your light

I'd be a kitten and my owner would be BoB! ^_^

I would be my bunny, laying around all day, eating strawberries and chewing on stuff when anyone is sleeping. :kauberry:

I would be abandoned.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I would be abandoned.

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We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.

I would SOOO be a Chow Chow.

My owners would be trendy, stylish, successful homosexuals in New York City. They'd take me to competitions, and i'd win prestigious awards.

I wouldn't mind my owners being a pair of kinky zoophiliacs though.

I'd be the stupid dog who'd bring back an almost dead rat instead of the stick you just threw.

My owner would be an abusive spoiled rich girl who'd hit me at 50 hpm (hits per minute) but she'd get away with it because she's too adorable to chew and also because I'll probably be neutered. Blast.

I would be a human, and society's work dog. A slave to the financial hierarchy.

I'd be a ferret.

My owner would be the ferret-owning equivalent of the crazy cat lady. (crazt ferret lady?) I'd get to run around and do my own hunting. I'd also probably run off with anything small enough to carry. :hyper:

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Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

I'd be a ferret.

My owner would be the ferret-owning equivalent of the crazy cat lady. (crazt ferret lady?) I'd get to run around and do my own hunting. I'd also probably run off with anything small enough to carry. :hyper:

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Originally Posted by Azar

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I would be abandoned.

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We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.

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:love:

Baloki.

I'd want to be just like Tiki! She's adorable, she's spoiled, and she gets constant attention!

Her treats are very yummy, so I'd want to eat them.

They would constantly be asking people, "How the hell do I get rid of this thing?"

A female who takes alot of showers or a male who owns alot of yachts, and has befriended many females who take alot of showers.

What? If I'm going to be reduced to a pet, I would demand it be the best experience possible. :p

a tortoise is the way forward, so i can sit on my arse all day
i would require a fry up everyday as well